What's in Your Gym Bag?

Not too many people with towels…sweaty bastards.

Water bottle
Protein + carb shake
Towel
Pen
Paper with what I did last time written on it

[quote]maraudermeat wrote:
i made this over a year a go. [/quote]

Great vid. You said the Inzer wrist wraps were worn out. Mine are starting to get that way. You have a recommendation on brand for replacement? What’s the brand of the longer wrist wraps you had in there?

Chalk
Belt
Straps/Wrist wraps/Neoprene Elbow Sleeves/Knee wraps
Tums
Toothbrush/Paste
Ipod
Moisturizer
NO Shotgun
Change o’ Clothes

shoes
workout log
shorts /shirt
lotion
shave kit
hair gel
deodorant
ipod
stack of cd’s(the gym lets me throw in my music once in a while)
nalgene bottle
chloroform soaked rag

[quote]Sexxxton wrote:
Toothbrush/Paste
Moisturizer
NO Shotgun
[/quote]

…anyone for marshmallows?

Chop sticks
Chalk
Gloves
Hooks
Wraps
Knee Wraps
Old toilet paper and tissues
Bands
Extra socks
Dreams
Hopes

Lever belt
Chuck’s
ATP Wrist wraps
Spud Inc straps
2 wrist band
2 calf sleeves (for my forearms)
Chalk
1 snapped medium jump stretch band for warming up
athletic tape
duct tape
4 pens
1 log book
BCAA caps
Shaker cup with pre/post workout in baggies
IPOD
mouth piece
stop watch
john deer hate

Logbook
Towel
Small foam roller
Chalk

mp3 player
straps
towel
shaker w/postwork out concoction
shoes
dry shirt
pen
paper
deodorant

[quote]BulletproofTiger wrote:

[quote]maraudermeat wrote:
i made this over a year a go. [/quote]

Great vid. You said the Inzer wrist wraps were worn out. Mine are starting to get that way. You have a recommendation on brand for replacement? What’s the brand of the longer wrist wraps you had in there?[/quote]

I watched the video too.

At first I thought it was going to be a gag where you had a hole in the bottom and a bunch of stuff hidden in the ottoman and you were going to pull all kinds of DBs and stuff out like a clown car.


Here we go:

  • 2 sets of Fat Gripz
  • Lifting straps I rarely use
  • Humblecock and Testosterone gear
  • Watch
  • An old iPod Nano
  • Peri-workout supps
  • Training log
  • Towel I use for towel pull-ups
  • A 5.5 meter super heavy latex band for stretching, mobility work and ab work

^ fucking WINNER!

Yeah, that is a sexy bunch of kit.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
3 throwing spikes
1 folding knife
towel
mp3 player
Anaconda
cell phone
[/quote]
What about the tooth brush and floss??
Or is that what the throwing spikes and folding knife are for?

[quote]Sharp4850 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
3 throwing spikes
1 folding knife
towel
mp3 player
Anaconda
cell phone
[/quote]
What about the tooth brush and floss??
Or is that what the throwing spikes and folding knife are for?[/quote]

I keep those in the other bag with the flame thrower.

Strangely, the gym is the only time I usually don’t have a toothbrush somewhere near.

and you call yourself a dentist…

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
and you call yourself a dentist…[/quote]

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Sharp4850 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
3 throwing spikes
1 folding knife
towel
mp3 player
Anaconda
cell phone
[/quote]
What about the tooth brush and floss??
Or is that what the throwing spikes and folding knife are for?[/quote]

I keep those in the other bag with the flame thrower.

Strangely, the gym is the only time I usually don’t have a toothbrush somewhere near.[/quote]

Actually, I’ve always wondered, do dentists have a little baggy they carry around with them with tooth-cleaning paraphernalia or do they just have a hundred sets laying around everywhere they frequent?

I don’t have a gym bag, but I have an employee locker. So let’s see:

Weight vest
deo for my BO
an oooold ass towel
winter gloves?
a travel size body wash tube
an empty, crumpled paper bag
three pairs of broken headphones
my belt
staff jacket
knockoff underamor long sleeve
a ruler
emergency protein and oatmeal rations

and this duck. I don’t know how this got in my locker.

2-prong belt
spud inc. straps
shaker cup (i bring anaconda in it)
phone, wallet, and keys
two bottles of cliff quench, empty, used for other workout drinks
Metal triple black line, knee wraps 2.5m
american crew fiber (hair stuff)
bottle of tribulus
bottle of powdered caffeine
bottle of kre-alkalyn (almost empty)
Biotest grape flavoring
samples jetfuel from the arnold
listerine strips
axe deodorant dry stick and spray
Cepacol (sore throat stuff)
bunch of change
diposible razor
my old cell phone
old receipts and papers

— this was all in there at the time of my post