when ur shittin nonstop
[quote]jmloach wrote:
[quote]hurg53 wrote:
when you look at a lot of porn[/quote]
This just reminded me of that article Tate wrote… when he sent 40 some odd pounds of porn to Wendler lol[/quote]
…if you measure your porn in pounds instead of pages or hours.
When your gym bag has gotten so large and heavy with gear, you start counting carrying it into the gym as conditioning work.
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
When your gym back has gotten so large and heavy with gear, you start counting carrying it into the gym as conditioning work.[/quote]
That reminds me, sometimes when i was at school i had to walk around campus with my gym bag + textbooks/notebooks for the day in it. One time i left it in class; one of my friends took it back for me and his back hurt for days
[quote]logosolos wrote:
[quote]jmloach wrote:
[quote]hurg53 wrote:
when you look at a lot of porn[/quote]
This just reminded me of that article Tate wrote… when he sent 40 some odd pounds of porn to Wendler lol[/quote]
…if you measure your porn in pounds instead of pages or hours.
[/quote]
when youre lookin at free porn for hours and hours cause u cant make a decision on which video is the most cum worthy
You need to stop at mc donalds before training because you need a snack, get dirty looks all session cause you’re eating macca’s in the gym.
You get nose bleeds from shrugs in the rack with 600+lbs.
you need a guy to hold the weights on the bar because their isn’t enough room for collars. Benedikt Magnusson Deadlifting - Powerlifting & Strength Sports - Forums - T Nation
heres a good one. When youre blastin farts, takin shits, breakin hearts, settin PRS, and jacking off alot.
1.) You have duct-tape on your toilet seat
2.) You’ve ordered McDonald’s double cheeseburgers like they were sliders from White Castle
3.) You sweat profusely doing the most simple of tasks: laundry, dishes, cooking, brushing your teeth, shaving, tying your shoes, etc.
[quote]Coach_Burgess wrote:
1.) You have duct-tape on your toilet seat
2.) You’ve ordered McDonald’s double cheeseburgers like they were sliders from White Castle
3.) You sweat profusely doing the most simple of tasks: laundry, dishes, cooking, brushing your teeth, shaving, tying your shoes, etc.[/quote]
u must be pretty fat and out of shape
[quote]hurg53 wrote:
heres a good one. When youre blastin farts, takin shits, breakin hearts, settin PRS, and jacking off alot.[/quote]
I’m thinking you like to watch porn and jerk off a lot. Not sure how that relates to powerlifting but whatever floats your boat.
When you hook-grip everything: steering wheels, shopping carts, pens and pencils, your weiner…
When you pull so hard you puke. Yes, even that kind of pulling.
When you wear a suit with no tie.
When you say you have stomach muscles, and you aren’t referring to your abdominals or obliques.
When you get into a benching- arch position for your girl.
When you find doggie style is easier when you tie a bar to your girl’s ass.
When the only calf work you do is driving home, and you still have big calves.
When you have a SERM with your “Morning Tea”, instead of milk.
[quote]forevernade wrote:
When you pull so hard you puke. Yes, even that kind of pulling.
When you wear a suit with no tie.
When you say you have stomach muscles, and you aren’t referring to your abdominals or obliques.
When you get into a benching- arch position for your girl.
When you find doggie style is easier when you tie a bar to your girl’s ass.
When the only calf work you do is driving home, and you still have big calves.
When you have a SERM with your “Morning Tea”, instead of milk.[/quote]
u actualy tie a Bar to ur girls ass? lol goodluck with that relationship dumbass
when your physical therapist says to do an excercise for 3 minutes and you question him 3 times making sure he got it right.
When your steering wheel is coated with a fine layer of chalk…
Whenever you let one rip a mushroom cloud of chalk releases from your ass.
[quote]Hodges einWindir wrote:
when your physical therapist says to do an excercise for 3 minutes and you question him 3 times making sure he got it right.[/quote]
hahahahahaahahahahahaa
when it pisses u off to see ppl at your gym putting 4 plates on each side of the bar and squatting down a whole 3 inches…