Saw these and thought I’d share them with you. Feel free to add your own.
You know you’re a bodybuilder:
When your chest is bigger than your girlfriends
When you refuse a slice of your own birthday cake
When you take more pills than your grandma, who has arthritis and high blood pressure.
When you’ve learned more about the human body from lifting than in Biology class.
When you can’t wait to fall asleep and see what your ZMA dreams will be.
When you begin to appreciate the taste of water.
When you schedule your college classes around your workout
When you leave a party to eat meal #7.
When you see the people at your gym more than your family.
When you can’t remember what fast food or soda tastes like.
When you can’t fit into a phone booth no matter how hard you try.
When people give you weird looks when you get up three times in one class to go to the bathroom.
When you have your alarm set for meal times
When doctors can’t stick needles into you because your muscles are too hard.
When your girlfriend asks to watch a movie and you immediately pull out “The Unbelievable”
When you refer to a girl’s ass as her glutes
When you curse after every last set of an exercise
When you get turned on when you see a sexy girl lifting weights…and not because of the girl
When you want to violently attack the next person who thinks that creatine is a steroid.
When you switch hands while brushing your teeth, just so your left arm gets the same workout as your right arm.
When you think of cardio, not scissors, when you hear the word “cutting.”
When your mom cooks two turkeys at Thanksgiving: one for you, one for the family.
