you know you’re a powerlifter when you need a spotter for ab work
- When you didn’t think you could clog industrial toilets… until you did.
- You look at the public bathrooms thin toilet paper and think, “this will never work.”
- You contemplate getting diapers to spare you from walking to the bathroom.
- You don’t get diapers because it would be too much work going to get them
- Your wife/fiance/gf/mom decides to not clean the toilet anymore because once you use it again it will be dirty.
- Due to number five you have your own designated bathroom. Unfortunately you can’t use any other toilet.
*note these do not all describe me i just thought they were kinda funny.
You know you’re a powerlifter when you don’t want to go on vacation because you don’t want to miss your workouts and are worried you won’t get enough food.
[quote]molnes wrote:
- You think that it’s kinda gay to have hair on your head.
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My favorite.
The bathroom stall at the rest stop is too small.
[quote]Houston Texan wrote:
You know you’re a powerlifter when you don’t want to go on vacation because you don’t want to miss your workouts and are worried you won’t get enough food.[/quote]
My wife and I went to Orlando for our honeymoon and I tried to convince her to go shopping or get a massage in the hope I could drive up to Orlando Barbell to train. No such luck.
When it pisses you off really (and I mean really) bad to see someone… anyone using the bitch pad at the gym.
When it’s totally normal/not ghey to give another guy a back massage in public because he tweaked it during his last squat attempt.
When you wonder if everyone posting in this thread has competed…lol.
when you see squat form in a commercial gym and cry,
when you see deadlift form in a commercial gym and get depressed,
when you see bench form in a commercial gym and commit suicide because it’s just too painful to watch.
[quote]deadliftgoal500 wrote:
when you see squat form in a commercial gym and cry,
when you see deadlift form in a commercial gym and get depressed,
when you see bench form in a commercial gym and commit suicide because it’s just too painful to watch.[/quote]
when you look at deadliftgoal500’s avatar and want to Bitch Slap The Crap Out Of His Mother.
[quote]Chap Manly wrote:
When it pisses you off really (and I mean really) bad to see someone… anyone using the bitch pad at the gym.[/quote]
lol u look like ur 8
when you can’t remember the last time you did a bicep curl
[quote]hurg53 wrote:
[quote]Coach_Burgess wrote:
1.) You have duct-tape on your toilet seat
2.) You’ve ordered McDonald’s double cheeseburgers like they were sliders from White Castle
3.) You sweat profusely doing the most simple of tasks: laundry, dishes, cooking, brushing your teeth, shaving, tying your shoes, etc.[/quote]
u must be pretty fat and out of shape[/quote]
[quote]hurg53 wrote:
[quote]forevernade wrote:
When you pull so hard you puke. Yes, even that kind of pulling.
When you wear a suit with no tie.
When you say you have stomach muscles, and you aren’t referring to your abdominals or obliques.
When you get into a benching- arch position for your girl.
When you find doggie style is easier when you tie a bar to your girl’s ass.
When the only calf work you do is driving home, and you still have big calves.
When you have a SERM with your “Morning Tea”, instead of milk.[/quote]
u actualy tie a Bar to ur girls ass? lol goodluck with that relationship dumbass[/quote]
Yay! I’ve spotted the threads first troll!
no shit sherlock
When you compete by how gay you are : http://www.gaypowerlifting.org/
EDIT: someone sent me this, thought it was funny lol
[quote]decoffeen wrote:
when you can’t remember the last time you did a bicep curl[/quote]
So you like tearing biceps when deadlifting then? Or you just haven’t deadlifted any significant amount of weight yet? Or is it both?
[quote]hungry4more wrote:
[quote]decoffeen wrote:
when you can’t remember the last time you did a bicep curl[/quote]
So you like tearing biceps when deadlifting then? Or you just haven’t deadlifted any significant amount of weight yet? Or is it both? [/quote]
zing!
when you carry a big bottle of ammonia wherever you go
When you decide against joining a commercial gym because there aren’t enough plates in the weight room.
you can’t wait to get blood, dirt and chalk on your new lifting shoes
you wear your singlet to bed
people use your bar filled to the brim for squats as a resting post