if you watch man vs food and think what a light weight…
if you have ever turned down sex because your hips hurt from squating …
if you have ever asked another man to help take off your shirt and not be gay…
have a toliet made to match the height of your box squat…
if diet advice to others is simple EAT MORE…
you think it normal to allow another man to smack you in the face…
if the doctor ask for a blood sample and you roll up your pants leg…
you get pist when some one is using YOUR power rack…
if you ever been mistaken for a large draft animal…
if the large silver back gorilla at the zoo is afraid of you…
If you get mad when your wife tells people you workout…
You know your a powerlifter when:
you spend a considerable amount of time looking for parking spaces that are as close to your destination as possible, just to avoid that lower back pump from walking.
you count cutting your grass as GPP.
when you keep dropping your phone because your hands are so bloated.
your cholesterol exceeds your total.
you get winded eating.
when people see you eating they make jokes like " do you want more potatoes with your butter"
you think somethings wrong when you STOP constantly sweating.
Your idea of cutting is eating 1 cheeseburger and fries meal a week instead of 7.
[quote]VikingsAD28 wrote:
Your idea of cutting is eating 1 cheeseburger and fries meal a week instead of 7.[/quote]
thats border line anorexia!
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]VikingsAD28 wrote:
Your idea of cutting is eating 1 cheeseburger and fries meal a week instead of 7.[/quote]
thats border line anorexia![/quote]
I think the last time I ate A cheeseburger, I was 11.
[quote]hungry4more wrote:
You wonder how many calories would be in a Squat Rack Curler. [/quote]
This is a good one. lol
After a ME deadlift, there seems to be a magic barrier around you devoid of people the rest of your session. Then you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and realize why…you look ready to murder the next sonofabitch that comes near you.
[quote]hungry4more wrote:
After a ME deadlift, there seems to be a magic barrier around you devoid of people the rest of your session. Then you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and realize why…you look ready to murder the next sonofabitch that comes near you. [/quote]
LOL been there done that
You get winded when setting up your C-PAP at night.
[quote]StormTheBeach wrote:
You get winded when setting up your C-PAP at night.
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LOL
When you chalk up to do DB curls and ab situps.
When you eat more than you can chew.
When you poop before you eat.
When you take Surge Recovery after(or before)to get glucose back up because they were used while sleeping.
When you use your bodyweight as max effort pullups working up to 1rm(how is that possible)
When, during sex, you think to yourself “this would be way easier if I had briefs on.”
[quote]sapasion wrote:
Have Ginny Phillips # in your Cell Phone contacts [I guess even knowing who that is sort of qualifies you]
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1-506-466-1879
THIS
You know the avarage amount of time it takes to clean shit out of your squat suit.
anybody else wipe from the front? because you physically cant reach around your backside because your back shoulders and arms get in the way of reaching your ass.
when…people ask you what you do for your traps and you just say deadlifting heavy, they respond by looking confused and saying what else? you again respond with deadlift.
when…you put more effort into a set of 3 than the average person puts into an entire workout.
you’ve never done an “arms” day
people stare when you start eating at the gym between sets
your ass has better shape than most women at the gym.
[quote]hungry4more wrote:
The weight on the bar matters more than grades on tests
. [/quote]
Haha this is definitely me. If its study or hit the gym, ill take my chances that i can BS the test and I go to the gym.
When you don’t bother to try washing anything but your junk after essentially any upper body work
When you are fucking sick of explaining to people on average once per day that PLing does NOT involve posing in a speedo.
[quote]JoeG254 wrote:
[quote]molnes wrote:
- you clog the toilet EVERY time you take a shit
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That is so true for me.[/quote]
hahaha at least im not the only one
[quote]StormTheBeach wrote:
You get winded when setting up your C-PAP at night.
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haha, on your way to a CMV