The weight on the bar matters more than grades on tests
You wonder how many calories would be in a Squat Rack Curler, and if it would be worth the energy expenditure required to kill, cook and eat them.
if you ride a foam roller more then your old lady…
if you view skoal as a energy supp…
if you can drop 10 pounds of bodyweight in 24hours and regain 15 lbs in 12 hrs…
if the first thing you ask when you hear some one is cut you ask if there all right…
if your known in your gym as the big scary guy…
If you think Ed Coan is a super hero…
if you own a gallon jug of ammona and dont use it for cleaning…
if gym staff complain about you bending bars…
If you need a bucket near by during squat day…
you know you are when:
-you hit the hole on a ME squat and you go barely inches at a time, but you dont fucking stop, you go till the squat is locked out
-you actually know how to use a mono lift.
-you do a box squat in and out of EVERY chair (I do this every day)
-being bloated is a 24/7 thing
-you chew grizzly instead of skoal (skoal is good, but grizz is cheaper)
-The liquids you drink during your workout comes from a mcdonalds cup
-your good shirts are either from powerlifting meets, or have equipment companys names on it (I have more EFS shirts than I do any other ones)
-use a false grip when you push anything with a handle.
[quote]RTJenforcer wrote:
You take it as an insult when the pad is on the bar at the gym, and try to find a good hiding place for it so that no one will try to put it on YOUR bar again.[/quote]
omg, whenever i see that shit on the bar at my gym (a shitty, small school gym) i throw that shit up on the ceiling ducts
if you develop white lung from chalk and babypowder
if your idea of right of passage for a man is there first meet
if you would pay $$$$$ to see Dave tate bitch slap Tony Horton
if your upper back crampes from wipping your own ass…
if your son has a wrestling singlet and so do you and you dont wrestle…
your idea pre training meal is a cheese burger and 1/2 a pot of coffee…
you think muscle mags are comic books…
you have ever said 2 out of three aint bad…
if you ever dreamed you meet God and he looked Like Louie Simmons…
if you still move more weight on a deload week then the strongest guy in your gym…
if you buy baby wipes and you dont have any young kids…
if your wife complains about your ability to wipe on laundry day…
you view any other lifts other then the big three as isolation movments…
hearing the greating “good morning” causes your back to arch and your hamstrings to cramp…
you view a “sissy squat” as any squat that does not hit depth…
people look at you funny when you’re wearing chucks with high socks…and you look at them funny when they aren’t.
I can add…
…if you’ve ever leaned over to kiss your significant other and your inner voice started yelling " tuck, tuck, tuck, belly, belly, tuck…"
when you look at a lot of porn
[quote]hurg53 wrote:
when you look at a lot of porn[/quote]
I never considered myself a powerlifter until now…
[quote]hurg53 wrote:
when you look at a lot of porn[/quote]
If thats the case, Ive been a powerlifter since I was 11
When you’re sitting here trying to write a paper for class that’s due at 11 and…
a.) Your right shoulder blade is killing you from being tight on bench earlier today and it’s a deload week.
b.) You’re focusing on keeping a good arch in your back while sitting in your office chair
That’s all I have right now, just wanted to take a break from this freakin paper.
When you need 4 spotters, 3 assistants, and several square feet of neoprene to take a shit.
When you dislike walking in a parking lot more than driving in one, due to the fact it’s so damn hard to fit between parked cars.
This is the best thread ever!
…For three days after squat day you have to get psyched up to get out of your car.
…You never actually finish taking a dump, you just pinch it off cause you get bored sitting on the toilet and already read PL USA twice front to back.
…After you get off the toilet you have to hurry up and find a place to sit down cause your gonna lose all the feeling in your legs.
…Your wife asks you, “what are you thinking about,” and you lie because you don’t want to tell her your thinking about your next bench workout instead of her or the kids.
Immediately after making your school schedule for next semester you look to see when you can train in between classes… OR even better: You make your training schedule FIRST and then pick up classes that fit in with that schedule.
[quote]theBarzeen wrote:
I can add…
…if you’ve ever leaned over to kiss your significant other and your inner voice started yelling " tuck, tuck, tuck, belly, belly, tuck…"[/quote]
add on to that. If your shoulders and/or triceps have ever been so messed up after a training session that you’ve tossed on a bench shirt before having sex
[quote]Hiawatha wrote:
…Your wife asks you, “what are you thinking about,” and you lie because you don’t want to tell her your thinking about your next bench workout instead of her or the kids.
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Haha, this one hits way too close to home!
[quote]UNCheavylifter wrote:
Immediately after making your school schedule for next semester you look to see when you can train in between classes… OR even better: You make your training schedule FIRST and then pick up classes that fit in with that schedule.[/quote]
The second one is me! I like my MWFSat afternoons schedule dammit!
[quote]hurg53 wrote:
when you look at a lot of porn[/quote]
This just reminded me of that article Tate wrote… when he sent 40 some odd pounds of porn to Wendler lol
When your wife tells you have shitty form when sitting on the couch; knowing it was after squats. She says this because she knows it irritates the hell out of you so you get back up, fill your belly, arch your back, head up just to prove to her you don’t have shitty form. All this, just to sit back on the couch and ice your knees after squats:(