When you prance around on a stage with other men wearing only a skimpy piece of assfloss.
When your back has more acne than a computer geek’s face.
When Ralph Macchio has more hair on his chest than you do on yours.
[quote]Dezz wrote:
when you keep a handful of bcaas in your pocket just in case of a catabolic situation
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Catabolic situation? now that’s funny. My backup BCAAs are kept inside a kinder egg (fits 10caps perfectly).
You know you’re a bodybuilder when you drink more green tea than most people drink water.
When you need to bring a tupperware of chicken breast and potatoes to a sporting event for in between periods.
When you dont know why people at the gym are giving you a funny look until you later on look in the mirror and notice you missed your mouth with that scoop of glutamine.
When your going to a party and your friends are shoving beers into their pockets while you shove protein bars and BCAA’s.
When you have a post-workout shake after banging.
when you sometimes are a little jealous of the calf development on obese people.
haha good stuff.
When you have a post-workout shake after banging.
guilty.
[quote]Easy E wrote:
When you have a post-workout shake after banging.[/quote]
Even better when your wife/girlfriend asks to share the shake.
[quote]dez6485 wrote:
-youre drinking so much water that you have to pee 3 times w/in roughly an hour long period (theres a smart way to take in water/drinks…its called sipping)
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doesn’t matter how i drink it… it still makes me pee. maybe i have a tiny bladder.
When you never get on a plane without an esky(coolbox).
When you seriously wonder how much protein you will ingest when giving head.
[quote]Kliplemet wrote:
the veins in your legs make your dick look small[/quote]
ahahah. I don’t want to encourage you, but thats freaking funny.
When you have a post-workout shake after banging.
guilty.
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haha…it’s not just me that does that then?!
What about when you have to eat before morning sex, cos otherwise you’re worried you’ll lose too many cals…hey I’ve been fasting since my middle of the night shake!
[quote]Lift & Eat wrote:
What about when you have to eat before morning sex, cos otherwise you’re worried you’ll lose too many cals…hey I’ve been fasting since my middle of the night shake!
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Now that’s just anal… besides, that’s what BCAA’s are for.
[quote]Allegra wrote:
When you seriously wonder how much protein you will ingest when giving head.[/quote]
Lol, I wonder how many chicks think about this??? I bet Bob Paris does…
okay… i wanna be THAT guy! Im working at it… really i am!
When that massive protein log clogs up the toilet and nearly floods the place, or puts the shopping center toilet out of commission.
When pasta says ‘serves four’ but you polish it off and feel ‘deceptive advertising’ has ripped you once again.
When you go for a run but have to stop because your legs start chaffing.
When you buy one brand of shirt in several different colors because of the fear others won’t fit the same way.