[quote]At Large wrote:
When your girl asks “How big do you want to get?” and you reply, “The real question is how big CAN I get.”[/quote]
Ha… Almost getting to that point.
Her- “I liked you better when you were smaller”
Me - “I didnt”
[quote]stockzy wrote:
When you can only go to holiday destinations that have a gym.
When you ask the guy in the seafood shop for the packaging the seafood sticks came in so you can see the P/C/F ratio.
You take tins of tuna to the beach.
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Very Very true
When EVERYONE you ever come across when your in a T-Shist asks “Are you on Steriods” or “There is no way you can tell me you have never touched any steriods”
When you go to meet a friend in a public place and EVERYONE in the room starts to stare a little, then you realise your the biggest guy in the place.
[quote]Agressive Napkin wrote:
When you can count by 45’s.[/quote]
Or, when you can’t figure out why people would have to stop and add up how much weight that “five plates” or “six plates” means.
Unfortunately, I remember all too well what fast food tastes like. Three years, and I still remember every day!
How about when you just can’t understand how anyone could survive eating an entire meal without protein in it?
[quote]detazathoth wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
TheSicilian wrote:
When you look at certain objects like a Bobcat Skidsteer and wonder if you can deadlift the front of it off the ground.
Or when you joke about it…and then try when no one’s looking anyway.
I’m guilty of this…
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Where do you think I came up with the idea??? lol
[quote]wfifer wrote:
When you get protein powder all over yourself trying to make a shake in a bottle of Dasani on the train. [/quote]
Use a funnel.
when your closet is full of t-shirts that have the neck stretched out
when you go to family gatherings, grandma makes you a special plate
when you sometimes are a little jealous of the calf development on obese people
when you keep a handful of bcaas in your pocket just in case of a catabolic situation
when you pass on the fri night beer with the buds due to the T suppression and the fact that u hit legs hard that morning
when you are looking at the calorie/ingredient content of chewing gum
when any other male in the gym is either superior or inferior to you based on his physique
when your waking yourself up and eating a bowl of cottage cheese in the middle of the fu*king night
when its a refeed day and you spend a solid 2 hours at a buffet
[quote]TrainerinDC wrote:
When your girlfriend needs to put a pillow on you to lay on you, because you’re too hard to be comfortable. (I’m guilty of this one) =)
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Why does she want to sleep on your dick?
[quote]Dezz wrote:
when your closet is full of t-shirts that have the neck stretched out
when you go to family gatherings, grandma makes you a special plate
when you sometimes are a little jealous of the calf development on obese people
when you keep a handful of bcaas in your pocket just in case of a catabolic situation
when you pass on the fri night beer with the buds due to the T suppression and the fact that u hit legs hard that morning
when you are looking at the calorie/ingredient content of chewing gum
when any other male in the gym is either superior or inferior to you based on his physique
when your waking yourself up and eating a bowl of cottage cheese in the middle of the fu*king night
when its a refeed day and you spend a solid 2 hours at a buffet
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lmao at the obese people comment. It’s sad because they are so true.
[quote]Dezz wrote:
when you sometimes are a little jealous of the calf development on obese people
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ha ha ha ha… I thought I was the only one!
When you break up with your ridiculously hot Japanese girlfriend because she said you were “getting too big”. And then regret it because you realize every meal she used to make you was perfect bodybuilding food…
You go to the dining hall for your morning feast. Set your tray down to go get a drink. And return only to see an elderly couple picking food off your tray because they thought it was a community plate.
When your waist is smaller than your girlfriend’s and you still think you could lose some fat.
when your name is n3wb
[quote]TheSicilian wrote:
When you look at certain objects like a Bobcat Skidsteer and wonder if you can deadlift the front of it off the ground.[/quote]
That’s awesome!
you know youre anal as hell when:
-your diet is so strict you havent had fast food in three years
-you are concerning yourself with the calories/macros of a piece of gum
-youre drinking so much water that you have to pee 3 times w/in roughly an hour long period (theres a smart way to take in water/drinks…its called sipping)
if your waist is smaller than your gf’s youve got at least one of two problems- 1) shes too big
2) youre too small
[quote]steve31 wrote:
When you want to violently attack the next person who thinks that creatine is a steroid.
Yeah i hate this whe npeople try to tell me that creatine i bad for me and that its the same as steroids
[quote]Dezz wrote:
when your closet is full of t-shirts that have the neck stretched out
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ahah, all mine have a cut down the front of the neck.
[quote]Agressive Napkin wrote:
When you can count by 45’s.[/quote]
True story.
When your thigh is bigger than you waist. You look at people and try and guess whether they are a squatter or a deadlifter.
You Know You’re a BBer When:
You stop making up stupid shit like this thread and go to the gym.