[quote]Nominal Prospect wrote:
Yes, there is a certain perspective which holds that it is proper and respectable for men to run their bodies into the ground in pursuit of work. Males are work horses and they are expendable. I don’t subscribe to that mythology.
The months or years you spent pursuing health-destroying activities will catch up to you. Whatever efficiency you gained during that time will be lost when you are stricken with chronic illnesses and forced to rely on others to care for you in your old age. Do you know any older military guys with very poor health who need their wives to act as their babysitters? Bet you do.
Keep up that macho, self-destructive attitude and you’ll end up wearing diapers in some nursing home with a woman watching over you as if you were a toddler. That’s what happens to all those hard-ass military guys.[/quote]
[quote]Nominal Prospect wrote:
Yes, there is a certain perspective which holds that it is proper and respectable for men to run their bodies into the ground in pursuit of work. Males are work horses and they are expendable. I don’t subscribe to that mythology.
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I agree. It’s far, far better to be a lazy bastard and coast through life instead of clinging to such antiquated notions as “working for a living” and actually taking pride in your way of life. Woe betide those who take pride in their work. I saw a farmer ploughing a field once -the guy genuinely seemed to be enjoying it!!. Imagine that!! Although already weak with laughter, I mustered the energy to tell the farmer that he was a workhorse and that he’d inevitably die as a result of his daily labor. My advice was naturally delivered with the pompous and condescending manner of someone that doesn’t know what the fuck they are talking about. Meanwhile, his horse stood nearby, quietly chewing hay and enjoying the irony of the situation.
The farmer stopped, listened to my words of wisdom, laid his tools at his feet, and silently walked away. Yes, his departure could have been prompted by the fatigue brought on by his workload. Although I’d like to think that he was dazzled by my superior command of logic and my extensive vocabulary.
The last I heard was that he sold up his property and belongings, signed on for welfare, and became a couch-dwelling slob who never stepped out of doors again for fear of working his body “into the ground”. The rest of his life was one rich in squalor, cockroaches, and take out. The next time he left his apartment was on a stretcher carried by twelve people; oh, what a sight to behold - he was like a king of old: the transformation was beautiful. It was like a caterpillar changing into a butterfly. He died in serenity surrounded by 300 of his friends (all coincidentally called ‘pound’) and a liberal helping of his own faeces (I mean, why bother getting up!)…
Ah well -at least he earned it. I always feel a swell of satisfaction when I think of that little anecdote. Imagine what would have happened if I hadn’t happened by that day: I shudder to think what would have become of the farmer if he’d continued down his path of self-destruction…
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The months or years you spent pursuing health-destroying activities will catch up to you. Whatever efficiency you gained during that time will be lost when you are stricken with chronic illnesses and forced to rely on others to care for you in your old age. Do you know any older military guys with very poor health who need their wives to act as their babysitters? Bet you do.[/quote]
And for every “older military guy” that has to have their ass wiped by someone else, there are plenty of army vets that could kick the collective asses of men twenty, thirty, forty years their junior, in spite of leading “self-destructive lives”…
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Keep up that macho, self-destructive attitude and you’ll end up wearing diapers in some nursing home with a woman watching over you as if you were a toddler. That’s what happens to all those hard-ass military guys.[/quote]
Really?
http://digg.com/odd_stuff/100_Year_Old_Hardass_Man_Fights_Off_Gang_of_Teenage_Muggers_Using_Kung_Fu
The moral of the story is this: don’t fuck with people older and wiser than you.