[quote]That One Guy wrote:
caselorance wrote:
dez6485 wrote:
BackForMore wrote:
Well played caselorance, well played. You hooked an awful lot of people with this particular bait.
thank god. i have been reading through this wondering how the fuck no one had called it out as an obvious joke. i even held back my initial urge to quickly respond “come on people, this is a joke”…because i seem to do that before reading the rest of the pages, which are sure enough, filled with people that have just discovered the truth.
but come on, are these responses serious, or are the people playing along with the joke? i honesty cant tell, and this is definitely the most obvious joke ive ever seen on here.
and its funny, initially, when you read the first post, its not funny. you think to yourself, “what an idiot, this isnt funny,” but goddamn, by the time so many fall for it, it is fucking funny!
I ate an apple today
yesterday was an M&M and a dried cranberry
w/ 6 cups of coffee
call me out on it
my back killin me from all the deadlifts
dude…in all seriousness…you are going to really fuck up your body if this is what you are eating…ur going to fuck yourself up.[/quote]
yeah that’s for sure
what would u suggest i shove into my mouth in minimal supply
wow i can see myself regretting that line
in all seriousness i appreciate the concern
but is it the atrophy and starvation or the chosen food, i chose m&m’s btw so that my body wouldn’t stray from using fat and i wouldn’t feel the pain of my stomach switching from digestive carbs to stored fats
the dried cranberry however was more of an experiment to see if i was wrong about my assumption that eating fat like chocolate would have lessened the hunger pang effect more so than stored fat to dicarbohydrates back to stored fat
though as an amateur scientist i tend to think of my body as an experiment to yeild the most efficient results
it has been trying thus far but
coffee wow
it is like a faster’s bible
i had an apple today
and i’ve taken vitamins
and drank a lot of water to compensate for the taxing on my kidneys
when i’m done with this i’m simply wondering if i should rush back into my normal routine
i have school tomorrow so that should make this come along a bit quicker round the end
i’ve certainly lost a lot of fat
though i don’t expect it to stay off
and my body looks cut to shit
sideeffects to this point that i’ve made note of:
tingly feeling as in when ur foot falls asleep
(probably due to lack of nutrients to the extremities of my body since there aren’t many immediate fat stores in them)
lack of concentration
(though the coffee helps to fight off any soporific effects i do assume that i would be rather sluggish without it)
urine was originally flouresceng in hue but gradually became clearer
(not to mention the pee smells like coffee nuts out of someone’s ass)
chicks apparently don’t like coffee breath or the taste of coffee tongue
and related back pain from the deadlifts and lack of nutrients to supply the rebuilding of muscle tissue, though none so far in the hamstring area
(i wonder if i should use less weight and more of an explosive method to trigger this since hamstring are traditionally though of as a fast-twitch muscle group resulting in low sprint times, which i am consequently very fast at, unecessary in my chosen sports however, shit i should have picked up football)
well guys one day left if u have any advice for nutritional value toward the end if not after the fact let me know
otherwise i’ll be expecting many more cautious responses with concern and much much much more bashing
thanks again
and especially to all u hattas out there who think i’m not serious and am a complete twat
buuhh bye
