My shrink told me it would be a wise idea to start reflecting on the week after it’s over and writing down any lessons I’ve learned, whether it was from first hand experience or not. Here is where I will keep that written down:
Don’t try to take a crap immediately after jerkin it.
Usually, it 's not smart to watch girls ass’s while doing cardio because everyone sees you and if another girl sees you, you have lost another chance to meet someone.
ALways have some money in your car. Even if it’s just a dollar.
If you don’t feel like hanging out with someone, just say so. Don’t make shit up the truth is the way to be.
Okay, let me elaborate on number one. Story time gather up…(GRAPHIC STORY WARNING)
I was floodin the dolphin and came. I cleaned up the um… yeah. THEN, I had to take a shit. NOW, usually immediately after I cum, I gotsta pee, but not this time, because I went before I chocked the chickem. SO I go to the toilet and realize I can’t sit cause I still got a boner. But then I thought, “I don’t have to pee anyways, so I’ll just leave it sticking up while I go.” I think it’s impossible to not do 1 while your doing 2 if ya know what I mean. Piss flew everywhere and it was a nightmare.
[quote]Stength4life wrote:
Okay, let me elaborate on number one. Story time gather up…(GRAPHIC STORY WARNING)
I was floodin the dolphin and came. I cleaned up the um… yeah. THEN, I had to take a shit. NOW, usually immediately after I cum, I gotsta pee, but not this time, because I went before I chocked the chickem. SO I go to the toilet and realize I can’t sit cause I still got a boner. But then I thought, “I don’t have to pee anyways, so I’ll just leave it sticking up while I go.” I think it’s impossible to not do 1 while your doing 2 if ya know what I mean. Piss flew everywhere and it was a nightmare. [/quote]
I just aim my boner to the right and make a rainbow of piss into my sink or to the left into the shower(only if my girl’s bathing then I call her name and she gets a dual shower when she opens the curtain)
When it cums to sounding good, quantity can sometimes triumph over quality. Example: If someone asks you a question, sometimes throwing out a milliion controlled words a minute can make you sound smart.
Life isn’t always about doing what you want to do. If your girlfriend wants to go to a stupid Brittany Spears concert, just play along.It seems like it’s hard to have EVERYTHING in common with anyone.
Don’t let girls fuck anything up for you. If its between a friend who you’ve known for 7 years and a girl youve been dating for a year, chose your friend.
Don’t always trust the mirror when it comes to results. Focus on performace. When your able to lift a shitload and and are in shape with your cardio, you WILL look good, (Diet of course.
Alot of times, people see you for who you see yourself as.
Usually, it 's not smart to watch girls ass’s while doing cardio because everyone sees you and if another girl sees you, you have lost another chance to meet someone.
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Wrong, after trial and error I’ve learned how to handle this situation.
If you don’t look at women’s asses then when you approach them they will think of you as a friend, and make you work hard to bone.
the key is don’t stare AT EVERY GIRLS ASS, then they think of you as a dog.
Pick one or two, well 3 or 4 if you can be slick. Let one or two know your staring at the other one. Women are very competitive, they will want you staring at THEIR ass. So when you talk to them they feel like the won, and have a better ass. Or they will compete for you come stand right in front of you and do stiff legged deadlifts.
Yesterday was great, my 1 and 3 were on the treadmill right next to each other.