[quote]Stength4life wrote:
Okay, let me elaborate on number one. Story time gather up…(GRAPHIC STORY WARNING)
I was floodin the dolphin and came. I cleaned up the um… yeah. THEN, I had to take a shit. NOW, usually immediately after I cum, I gotsta pee, but not this time, because I went before I chocked the chickem. SO I go to the toilet and realize I can’t sit cause I still got a boner. But then I thought, “I don’t have to pee anyways, so I’ll just leave it sticking up while I go.” I think it’s impossible to not do 1 while your doing 2 if ya know what I mean. Piss flew everywhere and it was a nightmare. [/quote]
Apparently some people can shit without pissing. One time I was hanging out with a bunch of guys. My roommate says “Ah crap, I gotta go take a piss”. I said “What? You just went.” “No I didn’t.” “Yeah you did.” “I took a crap, Edge, I didn’t take a piss.”
This lead to a pole around the room. One other guy beside my roommate claimed they could take a crap w/o pissing while the rest of us couldn’t crap w/o pissing. Fascinating stuff.
[quote]on edge wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
Okay, let me elaborate on number one. Story time gather up…(GRAPHIC STORY WARNING)
I was floodin the dolphin and came. I cleaned up the um… yeah. THEN, I had to take a shit. NOW, usually immediately after I cum, I gotsta pee, but not this time, because I went before I chocked the chickem. SO I go to the toilet and realize I can’t sit cause I still got a boner. But then I thought, “I don’t have to pee anyways, so I’ll just leave it sticking up while I go.” I think it’s impossible to not do 1 while your doing 2 if ya know what I mean. Piss flew everywhere and it was a nightmare.
Apparently some people can shit without pissing. One time I was hanging out with a bunch of guys. My roommate says “Ah crap, I gotta go take a piss”. I said “What? You just went.” “No I didn’t.” “Yeah you did.” “I took a crap, Edge, I didn’t take a piss.”
This lead to a pole around the room. One other guy beside my roommate claimed they could take a crap w/o pissing while the rest of us couldn’t crap w/o pissing. Fascinating stuff. [/quote]
Coincidentally, this type of conversation is exactly how they Louis Pasteur came up with penicillin. I think his had to do with peeing with a boner though.
[quote]on edge wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
Okay, let me elaborate on number one. Story time gather up…(GRAPHIC STORY WARNING)
I was floodin the dolphin and came. I cleaned up the um… yeah. THEN, I had to take a shit. NOW, usually immediately after I cum, I gotsta pee, but not this time, because I went before I chocked the chickem. SO I go to the toilet and realize I can’t sit cause I still got a boner. But then I thought, “I don’t have to pee anyways, so I’ll just leave it sticking up while I go.” I think it’s impossible to not do 1 while your doing 2 if ya know what I mean. Piss flew everywhere and it was a nightmare.
Apparently some people can shit without pissing. One time I was hanging out with a bunch of guys. My roommate says “Ah crap, I gotta go take a piss”. I said “What? You just went.” “No I didn’t.” “Yeah you did.” “I took a crap, Edge, I didn’t take a piss.”
This lead to a pole around the room. One other guy beside my roommate claimed they could take a crap w/o pissing while the rest of us couldn’t crap w/o pissing. Fascinating stuff. [/quote]
Your friend calls you edge??? haha JKJK. ANYHOW>>>>>>
Hope but don’t get your hopes up if that makes any sense. I’ve been known to have high hopes and this leads to alot of dissapointment.
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[quote]Airtruth wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
- Usually, it 's not smart to watch girls ass’s while doing cardio because everyone sees you and if another girl sees you, you have lost another chance to meet someone.
Wrong, after trial and error I’ve learned how to handle this situation.
If you don’t look at women’s asses then when you approach them they will think of you as a friend, and make you work hard to bone.
the key is don’t stare AT EVERY GIRLS ASS, then they think of you as a dog.
Pick one or two, well 3 or 4 if you can be slick. Let one or two know your staring at the other one. Women are very competitive, they will want you staring at THEIR ass. So when you talk to them they feel like the won, and have a better ass. Or they will compete for you come stand right in front of you and do stiff legged deadlifts.
Yesterday was great, my 1 and 3 were on the treadmill right next to each other.[/quote]
this seems like a great idea. you could probably use this technique anywhere. Next time i’m at a bar i’m gonna try pointing out a girl to a girl that I wanna get with
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