I was doing warm up romanian deadlifts with 75 pound dumbbells, and I absolutely crushed the head between the two weights on my way back up.
May that be a lesson to you all…pay more attention to those bad boys on lifts that cross paths with your manhood.
Haha, now that takes skill.
You need to switch from boxers to briefs. Assuming you were wearing underwear.
[quote]dragonmamma wrote:
You need to switch from boxers to briefs. Assuming you were wearing underwear.[/quote]
x2. Tuck your shit in and hold it their with tight undies. Boxer Briefs make a more comfortable, still effective solution.
lol… amazing
Does it still work?
Imagine if they were 150’s…
Dude…I read this post and thought, ‘wait, how do dumbbells come close to the head with deadlifts? Does he mean benching?’ Then I got it.
i dont even fucking believe you. i believe you about as much as that asshole that broke his nose when the rusty collar fell on his face, and then continued to lift, despite his bloodied nose.
you both need to go start up a new website called
bullshitgymstoriesImadeup/tomakeupfor/myinexperience.com
somehow, i feel like youve got a chance of that domain name being open. good luck.
I’ve had holes in my shirt from dumbells hitting eachother pretty hard… just none in my penis luckily. What does this teach you? Deadlift with a barbell.
Lucky for me- my arms are too long to ever have to worry about that.
I guess knowing that I miss out on the possibility of this happening is worth the lesser mechanical advantage I have for many lifts. . . 
I stepped on my head.
I was RDRing with 75 Lb dumbells and I absolutely crushed the head between the two dumbells on the way back up, and I totally broke the dumbells. Now the gym owner says I need to pay for new ones. He’s just jealous.
I got crushed between two dumbbells too!
One was a blond, the other was a redhead.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
I stepped on my head.[/quote]
exactly.
I bit my forehead by accident.
I’ve lateral raised a dumbell into a guy’s forehead before!!! Jackass got way to close, it was like the old wrestling video’s where they cut their foreheads open. It bled pretty good, lesson learned!!
[quote]Flow wrote:
Lucky for me- my arms are too long to ever have to worry about that.[/quote]
I have long arms too, but my dick is long enough that I still have to worry about that.
Good job you have a short penis. 
[quote]malonetd wrote:
I bit my foreskin by accident.[/quote]
I did corn-hole curls and the damn thing got stuck! Felt good though…