I Curl What You Bench, STFU

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This is not a joke, this is not made up, this is real…

So I’m in the school gym today, and like the biggest frat boy asshole you’ve ever seen comes in, and gets all worked up, does some shadowboxing in his visor, and takes off his ‘rugby’ shirt to reveal his beautiful bone laden frame etcetera.

Him and his friend are trying really hard to look hard, and they looked so serious, I thought maybe they were distance runners or something…but then just realized they were twigs.

Anyways, he goes two 40 lb dumbells and lugs them off the rack, as if its easy and then spills them.

Then he HEAVES them up, one by one over to his bench and jumps them on his knees and begins to press.

I leave for a second, to go refill my water, after doing a lame set off pull ups.

Anyways, I’m walking back in the door, and I hear what could be described as glam-metal screaming.

As I enter the doorway another scream lets out, and I heard a ‘thud’, right as I walk through the door way, I almost trip on some stupid ass 40lb dumb bell. That he has put airborne.

The dude’s gets up sweat laden, I kick his db back to him.

I’d have been pissed, if I were at least subconsciously intimidated by this gay boy.

I nod chin nod at him and say ‘watch out for that man, I almost tripped on your db.’

He gives me this hard look, so I want to slap the shit out of him.

I go work in with this asian exchange student I’m friends with, and the dickhead grunting continues.

I get kind of pissed so I’m like ‘HEY CAN I WORK IN WITH YOU.’

He’s goes for some 55s, and he picks one up with 2 hands, so I hand him the other one easily.

I proceed to be a dick and shame him by doing sets of curls with what he benches, silently, so he gets the point that he needs to STFU.

Then he looks sheepish and leaves.

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You dealt with a douche by being a douche. Congratulations.

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Telling stories of why you’re really cool never makes you look really cool.

-dizzle

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You’d been better off humping him to show him who’s the big dog.

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This reminded me of the post about the guy who ripped the stop sign out of the ground.

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Good job dude, your a bad azz with a capital B.

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[quote]ty45 wrote:
This reminded me of the post about the guy who ripped the stop sign out of the ground.[/quote]

lmfao i wish i heard that.

hey OP, that story is fucking hilarious. well played sir.

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[quote]ty45 wrote:
This reminded me of the post about the guy who ripped the stop sign out of the ground.[/quote]

Legally Cockblocked. What a great thread.

I think this dude is more along the lines of the kid that said he wanted to beat the shit out of the freshmen who were curling in the squat rack at his HS, meanwhile he was a sophomore and only about 10 lbs heavier than them. I think he was like 150 lbs.

Or the dude that said he told some old lady to go fuck herself after she expressed her concern for him injuring himself while doing DLs. (I’m paraphrasing that one because I don’t remember the story really well or what thread it’s from).

Regardless, they can all herein be referred to as “Douche McGoosh.”

-dizzle

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Sigh

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shockingly, this is not the first time he’s felt the need to tell us all how tough he is

http://www.T-Nation.com/tmagnum/readTopic.do?id=2059957

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Both you sound like you have “dick fear.”

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[quote]KBCThird wrote:
shockingly, this is not the first time he’s felt the need to tell us all how tough he is

http://www.T-Nation.com/tmagnum/readTopic.do?id=2059957 [/quote]

Holy fucking shit it’s the kid I was talking about in my last post!!!

Wow, you sir have earned yourself a master’s degree in Douchebaggery. Not so much because you did this stuff to other people, which you most likely didn’t, but because you feel the need to try to impress strangers on the internet by making up stories that make you look tough.

-dizzle

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Somebody please post a You Fail picture here…

Please…

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[quote]A-Dizz wrote:
ty45 wrote:
This reminded me of the post about the guy who ripped the stop sign out of the ground.

Legally Cockblocked. What a great thread.

I think this dude is more along the lines of the kid that said he wanted to beat the shit out of the freshmen who were curling in the squat rack at his HS, meanwhile he was a sophomore and only about 10 lbs heavier than them. I think he was like 150 lbs.

Or the dude that said he told some old lady to go fuck herself after she expressed her concern for him injuring himself while doing DLs. (I’m paraphrasing that one because I don’t remember the story really well or what thread it’s from).

[/quote]

Or the guy who told a woman he’d slap the dicks out of her mouth for daring to offer him advice on squat form.

Oh, wait…

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[quote]BluePfaltz wrote:
Somebody please post a You Fail picture here…

Please…[/quote]

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Holy fuck kid, you’re 9 kinds of bad ass.

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I think it’s safe to say he’s not getting in the T-Cell

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how dont the rest of you find this shit absolutely hilarious?

“he gives me this hard look, so i want to slap the shit out of him”

LOLLERSKATES

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[quote]BluePfaltz wrote:
Somebody please post a You Fail picture here…

Please…[/quote]

-dizzle

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