Crushed My Manhood Between Dumbbells

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
malonetd wrote:
I bit my foreskin by accident.

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But that’s not as funny because I can actually reach my…oh, wait. Nevermind.

[quote]Kruiser wrote:
I got crushed between two dumbbells too!

One was a blond, the other was a redhead.[/quote]

(rimshot)

Sorry for the confusion people (to those of you who were)…I’m referring to my manhood head…not my actual head (the word d*** got edited out of the title). I have no idea how you’re crush your actual head while deadlifting. LOL.

[quote]Whey Man wrote:
Mod dudes…if you’re going to edit the word…well…“manhood” out of my thread title, you need to replace it with a different word so I don’t look like a complete idiot. That actually pisses me off. Come on, guys.

Sorry for the confusion people…I’m referring to my manhood head…not my actual head. I have no idea how you’re crush your actual head while deadlifting. LOL.[/quote]

oh i think we all figured you were talking about your “manhood” head while deadlifting. i know that whatever i wrote was definitely under the assumption that it was your “manhood” head–and under that assumption, i thought it was a stupidly ridiculous crock of shit.

[quote]dez6485 wrote:
Whey Man wrote:
Mod dudes…if you’re going to edit the word…well…“manhood” out of my thread title, you need to replace it with a different word so I don’t look like a complete idiot. That actually pisses me off. Come on, guys.

Sorry for the confusion people…I’m referring to my manhood head…not my actual head. I have no idea how you’re crush your actual head while deadlifting. LOL.

oh i think we all figured you were talking about your “manhood” head while deadlifting. i know that whatever i wrote was definitely under the assumption that it was your “manhood” head–and under that assumption, i thought it was a stupidly ridiculous crock of shit.
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I don’t get why you think it’s hard to believe?

Zap - tears in my eyes, funny funny shit, well done!

[quote]Whey Man wrote:
I don’t get why you think it’s hard to believe?
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I don’t get why you felt the need to share it.

I believe you that it happened — except for the part about the 75-lbers being your warm-up weight.

[quote]simon-hecubus wrote:
Whey Man wrote:
I don’t get why you think it’s hard to believe?

I don’t get why you felt the need to share it.

I believe you that it happened — except for the part about the 75-lbers being your warm-up weight.[/quote]

That’s not even that heavy. That’s only 150 pounds…

[quote]Whey Man wrote:
simon-hecubus wrote:
Whey Man wrote:
I don’t get why you think it’s hard to believe?

I don’t get why you felt the need to share it.

I believe you that it happened — except for the part about the 75-lbers being your warm-up weight.

That’s not even that heavy. That’s only 150 pounds…

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holy shit, he can make shit up and add small numbers. next presidential candidate?

[quote]dez6485 wrote:
Whey Man wrote:
simon-hecubus wrote:
Whey Man wrote:
I don’t get why you think it’s hard to believe?

I don’t get why you felt the need to share it.

I believe you that it happened — except for the part about the 75-lbers being your warm-up weight.

That’s not even that heavy. That’s only 150 pounds…

holy shit, he can make shit up and add small numbers. next presidential candidate?[/quote]

You shouldn’t be so rude, dez.

whata log!!