Bangin Skanks and Wearin Tanks

[quote]Serge A. Storms wrote:

[quote]chobbs wrote:
If you’ve never had biscoff crunchy cookie spread, go get some. It will change your life. If you could bundle up your internal feelings of your grandma giving you a hug, running down the stairs when you were a kid at Christmas, and the first time a girl swallowed and kept going…all into one feeling, this is what eating this spread tastes like.[/quote]

I picked up a jar of crunchy today after reading this post.

Holy shit, I see what you mean.

And Happy Birthday - enjoy!

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Macros are god awful but it tastes heavenly. Thanks…this morning I counted up all my receipts and I spent $114…on quarter beer night.

Cycle 2 week 1 day 4
Incline
Bar x a lot
95x8
145x5
165x5
185x13…PR

Close grip…pointer on smooth…2 min
135x5 paused
165x5 paused
185x5
225x8…pr
(185x5)x3 paused

Seated overhead…2 min
95x8
135x6
Switch to DB
(50x10)x4
50’s x20
I hate overhead

Overhead extension on incline bench…90 sec
45x20
(60x15)x3

Pushdown…60 sec
4x10

Kickbacks
3x15
-SS-
Laterals
3 sets

Edit: close grip and incline are the GOAT

Cycle 2 week 1 day 5
Bar x a lot
(135x5)x2
(185x3)x2
210x5
240x5
270x7…not impressive
300x3 contemplating suicide
330x2 with wraps…I quit

[quote]chobbs wrote:

I hate overhead

Edit: close grip and incline are the GOAT[/quote]

Blasphemy. On a side not, I did only overhead work and pushups for about 6-8 months, and my bench went down. So maybe if I would continued benching at the same time it would have improved, but from my experience overhead work isnt needed but it is my favorite press. Just remembered you talking about not doing it.

[quote]Ass Banana wrote:

[quote]chobbs wrote:

I hate overhead

Edit: close grip and incline are the GOAT[/quote]

Blasphemy. On a side not, I did only overhead work and pushups for about 6-8 months, and my bench went down. So maybe if I would continued benching at the same time it would have improved, but from my experience overhead work isnt needed but it is my favorite press. Just remembered you talking about not doing it.[/quote]

I experienced something about the same.
Started 5/3/1
Bench: 265
OHP: 135x1
9 months later
Bench: 250x2
OHP: 155x7

[quote]chobbs wrote:

[quote]Ass Banana wrote:

[quote]chobbs wrote:

I hate overhead

Edit: close grip and incline are the GOAT[/quote]

Blasphemy. On a side not, I did only overhead work and pushups for about 6-8 months, and my bench went down. So maybe if I would continued benching at the same time it would have improved, but from my experience overhead work isnt needed but it is my favorite press. Just remembered you talking about not doing it.[/quote]

I experienced something about the same.
Started 5/3/1
Bench: 265
OHP: 135x1
9 months later
Bench: 250x2
OHP: 155x7[/quote]

Only reasons I do it because I think its great for shoulder health, and I feel badass doing it.

Cycle 2 week 2 day 2
Bench
Bar x a lot
95x8
135x5
180x3 paused
205x3 paused
230x9 with wraps

Floor press…2 min
135x5
(185x3)x3

DB bench…2 min
3x10 with 50’s

OHP
3x8 with 95

Skullcrusher
3x10 with 65

Overhead rope extension
3x15

Banded tris and shoulders
Slight deload. What the hell is up with 225x8 on close grip on the second exercise of the day then 230x9 on the first exercise?

My squat is stressing me out. I need to be making a lot better progress. Gonna do what I saw in another lot and just take some time off of the squat and just deadlift 2x per week. Specifics on the split later.
Edit: going to try this
Monday: 5/3/1 bench
Tuesday: deadlift variations and shrugs
Wednesday: bodybuilidng back and biceps
Thursday or Friday : 5/3/1 incline
Saturday: 5/3/1 dead and upper back

[quote]chobbs wrote:
My squat is stressing me out. I need to be making a lot better progress. Gonna do what I saw in another lot and just take some time off of the squat and just deadlift 2x per week. Specifics on the split later.
Edit: going to try this
Monday: 5/3/1 bench
Tuesday: deadlift variations and shrugs
Wednesday: bodybuilidng back and biceps
Thursday or Friday : 5/3/1 incline
Saturday: 5/3/1 dead and upper back [/quote]

I think my Squat and Bench are just inverses to your Squat and Bench lol

[quote]Spidey22 wrote:

[quote]chobbs wrote:
My squat is stressing me out. I need to be making a lot better progress. Gonna do what I saw in another lot and just take some time off of the squat and just deadlift 2x per week. Specifics on the split later.
Edit: going to try this
Monday: 5/3/1 bench
Tuesday: deadlift variations and shrugs
Wednesday: bodybuilidng back and biceps
Thursday or Friday : 5/3/1 incline
Saturday: 5/3/1 dead and upper back [/quote]

I think my Squat and Bench are just inverses to your Squat and Bench lol
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Fuck legs I’m not doing them for awhile. Bring on the flame.
DB row…2 min
(60x12)x2
(80x8)x4

Wide grip pull-ups…60 sec
BW x 6,6,5,5

Trx row…60 sec
4x10

V grip pulldown…60 sec
4x8

Face pulls
4x10
-ss-
Calfs
4x15
30 sec

Something fun to do if you’re only pulling twice a week is to pull for reps/volume off the floor on one day and then heavy off of blocks or out of the rack the 2nd DL day.

this might sound counterintuitive (spelling) but try combining squat/pull into one workout and train legs that day and do back a different day… heavy on one one week and heavy next… alternate them

Worth a shot

You can’t just write off squats altogether, man! That’s blasphemy! Why not try subbing front squats for a while?

Edit: Maybe you should get some oly shoes and try squatting that way. Swap your stance up, etc…

Where there’s a will there’s a way!

[quote]chobbs wrote:
Fuck legs I’m not doing them for awhile.
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I tried to push through to make squat pr’s one time.

Resulted in an injured right acl and a pretty bad pulled muscle in my back within 3 months of one another.

I wouldn’t go off entirely though, unless you are injured and need complete rest. Maybe just do some 5x10s or 10x5s with 225. Build up them wheels a bit and then go back to heavy squatting.

I recently took about 2 weeks off squatting entirely and almost stopped eating (subway once a day). I didn’t waste away over night. It took you a long time to build up that strength, it isn’t going to to anywhere in a couple weeks.

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]chobbs wrote:
Fuck legs I’m not doing them for awhile.
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Dammit csulli, you have the best gifs.

Cycle 2 week 2 day 3
Incline
Bar x a lot
(95x8)x2
135x5
155x3
175x3
(200x3)x3

Close grip…with doubled red fts bands…paused
(135x3)x6 with 30-45 sec rest

OHP…2 min
(95x8)x3

Tate press on incline…90 sec
(20’sx25)x3

V grip pushdown…60 sec
4x15

Machine laterals
3x15
-SS-
Calves
3 sets

Laterals
3x15
Hopefully holding back a little pays off on Monday

Tbar row…90 sec
45x15…bar weight
90x15
135x15
160x10,10,10
135x15
90x15

Pull-ups…60 sec
Bw x8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

DB row…2 min
(60x15)x4

Neutral grip pulldown…90 sec
90x15
115x15,12,10

Straight arm pulldown…60 sec
3x15

Cycle 2 week 3 day 1
Bench
Bar x a lot
(95x8)x2
(135x5)x2
190x5 paused
215x3 paused
240x10…pr…add wraps
265x1
290x1…tied all time PR
300xfail…should of just skipped 290 and hit 300

Wide grip paused
(185x5)x3

DB bench
80’s x 15,12

DB overhead extension
65 x 12,12

Pushdown
2x20

Cycle 2 week 3 day 2
DB row…2 min
30x15
60x10
95x12,12,10,8

Chest supported row…90 sec…bar weight
45x15,15
70x8,8

Trx row…60 sec
4x10

seated cable row…60 sec
4x10-12

DB curl…60 sec
5x10 with the 25’s

Might screw around and squat tomorrow