after a one night stand she goes to the porch for a cigarette while you go to the kitchen for a post workout shake.
keep 'em coming…
Prior to a date that you believe may be successful, you pre exhaust your southern most training partner.
You carry a cooler packed full of food everywhere you go because you dread the thought of missing a meal.
you sneak grow bars into the movie theatre.
If you are scared to be a powerlifter, and you love to wear those tight posing thongs…
You carry a goddamn gallon of water everywhere you go.
You wear a fanny pack.
I hate that, it looks so stupid!
I beg gallon of water horrible clothes and a fanny pack.
Why are bodybuilders stuck in the 80’s
JA
You envy some other guy’s ass striations.
You shoot tren at a crack party. 
When your carrying something in one hand, and you switch it because you think your arm is going to get bigger than the other one.
You wear straps.
You post a silly thing like this instead of lighting her cig.
You think that someone doing high pulls is “cheating” on their upright rows.
if you don’t eat pussy while cutting