Yogi: How Do You Train?

[quote]Yogi wrote:

[quote]Diddy Ryder wrote:

[quote]Yogi wrote:

[quote]Diddy Ryder wrote:
Did you make the move to Edinburgh?[/quote]

I sure did! I’ve been trying to stalk your ass but I’ve not seen you yet.

I’ll find you though. Might even start a thread about stalking you just to really weird you out.[/quote]

I’ve been taking my DSLR down onto the gym floor in the hope of getting some paparazzi shots of the elusive Yogi, but no joy yet.

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It’ll happen big guy, my training schedule’s all over the place but once I get my shit together we’ll get a lift in for sure.

On a side note, that gym’s full of fucking weirdos. There was a dude with long hair (looks a bit like Zakk Wylde circa 1993) walking about the gym shouting “Constipated Trainers! You’re all constipated! That’s why you shit yourself.”

I tried to explain that constipated people don’t shit themselves but I don’t think he was listening
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Yeah that’s the one I posted about in the “gym weirdos” thread. He’s a known Edinburgh character. Rich tapestry of life and all that.

The sauna can be a bit fruity on a Friday night too, ha.

Do you have loads of tattoos?

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haha, nope. I’m 5’ 11" think I’m currently 190lbs, beard, hair shaved close, kinda grizzly looking.

I’ve not seen your sweet ass since that one time I spotted you from a distance but were too scared to approach.

I’m training most days kinda late in the evening; the last hour or so before it closes but I still don’t really have much of a routine.

Don’t you train at the ungodly time when it’s super busy? I can’t be arsed with that. Only good thing about that is the staggering amount of hot girls. I’ve never been in a gym with so many hot girls

Ha OK. There’s a guy with a tattoo of a pistol on his head and wondered if it was you.

Aye I usually train around 6 or 7. I used to train later but I like getting home earlier during the week.

The hot girls just about make up for the crowds at peak time. There was once I was foam rolling and literally the only place I could look without leering at one girl or another was straight up at the ceiling. It’s almost obscene.

haha, yeah, that area with the foam rollers is ideally situated behind the stepper/elliptical things where the chicks bend over and wiggle from side to side. Fucking love those machines. They should put them in front of the treadmills

More wiggling than a rap video.