Why Your LEGS Suck!

Your legs suck because you’re a pussy and the only way you’ll get 50 inch legs like me is if you squat 3,000 pounds for 100 reps 8 days a week.

Sorry, couldn’t resist…

[quote]travis7 wrote:
Your legs suck because you’re a pussy and the only way you’ll get 50 inch legs like me is if you squat 3,000 pounds for 100 reps 8 days a week.

Sorry, couldn’t resist…[/quote]

HORSEFUCKENSHIT! Everybody who is anybody knows you get big quads by curling.

but if my legs get bigger that will make my dick look even smaller

[quote]njworkoutguy wrote:
but if my legs get bigger that will make my dick look even smaller[/quote]

Not if you lose ( not loose) a percentage of body fat as well. Cause we all know a body fat % loss = an inch on your penial unit.

[quote]travis7 wrote:
Your legs suck because you’re a pussy and the only way you’ll get 50 inch legs like me is if you squat 3,000 pounds for 100 reps 8 days a week.

Sorry, couldn’t resist…[/quote]

Pussy, I can squat 3,500 pounds for 100 reps…on one leg.

SQUATS AND MILK

[quote]travis7 wrote:
Your legs suck because you’re a pussy and the only way you’ll get 50 inch legs like me is if you squat 3,000 pounds for 100 reps 8 days a week.

Sorry, couldn’t resist…[/quote]

What are you, a girl? Real men get real legs by squatting Mack trucks for reps.

[quote]holifila wrote:
travis7 wrote:
Your legs suck because you’re a pussy and the only way you’ll get 50 inch legs like me is if you squat 3,000 pounds for 100 reps 8 days a week.

Sorry, couldn’t resist…

What are you, a girl? Real men get real legs by squatting Mack trucks for reps.[/quote]

I have progressed onto Wal-Marts for sets of 20 breathing squats.

[quote]KombatAthlete wrote:
holifila wrote:
travis7 wrote:
Your legs suck because you’re a pussy and the only way you’ll get 50 inch legs like me is if you squat 3,000 pounds for 100 reps 8 days a week.

Sorry, couldn’t resist…

What are you, a girl? Real men get real legs by squatting Mack trucks for reps.

I have progressed onto Wal-Marts for sets of 20 breathing squats.[/quote]

Thats nice Nancy. Now try caper tosses with a sky scrapper.
Thats what a real man does.

[quote]njworkoutguy wrote:
but if my legs get bigger that will make my dick look even smaller[/quote]

A lot of people will write random "LOL"s, but that one actually made me laugh out loud. F-ing nice!

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
KombatAthlete wrote:
holifila wrote:
travis7 wrote:
Your legs suck because you’re a pussy and the only way you’ll get 50 inch legs like me is if you squat 3,000 pounds for 100 reps 8 days a week.

Sorry, couldn’t resist…

What are you, a girl? Real men get real legs by squatting Mack trucks for reps.

I have progressed onto Wal-Marts for sets of 20 breathing squats.

Thats nice Nancy. Now try caper tosses with a sky scrapper.
Thats what a real man does.

[/quote]

Yeah, those pussy BB’s are trying to outdo Arnold or Ronnie, real men shoot for Atlas, no not that one, the one holding the earth. Now that is some quad development.

[quote]jacross wrote:
SQUATS AND MILK[/quote]

Sounds like something Strong Mad (of homestarrunner.com) would say…

[quote]holifila wrote:
Yeah, those pussy BB’s are trying to outdo Arnold or Ronnie, real men shoot for Atlas, no not that one, the one holding the earth. Now that is some quad development.
[/quote]

Some people tell me that I’m doing squat thrusts, when I am actually leg pressing the earth. Freakin morons.

Why would I care?

Everyone knows that girls go for chest and bi’s.

[quote]holifila wrote:
Yeah, those pussy BB’s are trying to outdo Arnold or Ronnie, real men shoot for Atlas, no not that one, the one holding the earth. Now that is some quad development.
[/quote]

With static training, no less. Whodathunkit?!

[quote]travis7 wrote:
Your legs suck because you’re a pussy and the only way you’ll get 50 inch legs like me is if you squat 3,000 pounds for 100 reps 8 days a week.

Sorry, couldn’t resist…[/quote]

Pussy

U only use 3000 pussy pounds a week ya big pussy?
8 pussy days a week,u should know u pussy that u need to squat atleast 15 times a week u pussy.

50 inch legs? u are a pussy,my forearms are 40 inches.So id need at least 75 inch legs to be in proportion.

Stop being a pussy u fuckin pussy. :smiley:

Love mason OOPS i mean King of Kings

Everyone knows you need to do 50-60 reps even if it’s just an inch with 800-900 pounds, it’s the secret to leg development.

i got my legs from chuck norris…yeah, he jump kicked quadzilla(thats how he really died) then sold me his legs for cheap.

Yeah sure, you can get big legs by squatting huge amounts. But I got HUGE legs doing bodyweight exercises. Of course, when you’re 800 lbs of solid muscle at 6.375% bf, jumping pistols (a super slow negative with an explosive jump - I get about 42" vert on these) will make your quads freakin explode with size. That and eating a whole cow each day allows me to get all the protein and colostrum I need for massive growth. Plus I eat a shitload of glandulars for mid-morning and mid-afternoon snacks. When I say glandulars, I mean big time - fresh, whole rhinoceros testicles, right off the beasts.

DB

[quote]jacross wrote:
SQUATS AND MILK[/quote]

Squat the cow
drink the milk
eat its young

soon you will be MILO

Anyway wot does Atlas stand on? MY DELTS, that’s what you pussies.

lol this thread is a cack

curls only help your legs in the squat rack

(when you run away chased by angry powerlifters)