Y’all are a bunch of friggin’ pussies! Anything less than 50,000 tons is pussy weight, and if you can’t squat above this weight, you either:
- Own a pussy
So get rid of Tigger, Smokey or Mittens and start putting some REAL weight on the bar! If you still can’t do it, you must be:
- Owned by a pussy
- Haven’t eaten any pussy for breakfast
My quads are 3 yards in circumference, and my calves 2.5 yards. Anything less than this size is pussified! Motherfuckers!