Trying Out for Semi-Pro Football

Next Season I am going out the semi-pro football team of my city next year. I am 180 now but plan to go in at a lean 265. Tryouts are in January so That gives me about a year to gain 85 lbs of lean muscle mass. I want to play nose gaurd like I did in High school so 265 is the bare minimum I could go in as. What program should I Use and can I do it with just taking TRIBEX, no steroids ?

Troll

Surely with the intensity of Arnold in his prime you don’t need anyones help. All you have to do is make better gains than say Phil Heath did the last two years combined.

I’m pretty sure it’s impossible to gain 80 lbs of pure muscle in a year unless you have superior genetics or you’re on a boatload of gear. You can gain 80 pounds of mass in a year, but you’ll be lucky if half of it is muscle.

[quote]Scott M wrote:
All you have to do is make better gains than say Phil Heath did the last two years combined.[/quote]

OP, this shouldn’t be a problem for you.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Troll[/quote]

Yes but a hilarious one.

A steady diet of small children should do the trick

[quote]lavi wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Troll

Yes but a hilarious one.[/quote]

I concur, I think he’s the funniest troll in a long time, and he’s was playing it off pretty well until his last couple of threads.

I do have superior genetics. But they dont come from my parents they come from myself. Im a self proclaimed Lion Heart and will reach my goal. Thanks for nothing guys.

No problem.

[quote]triple-10sets wrote:
I do have superior genetics. But they dont come from my parents they come from myself. Im a self proclaimed Lion Heart and will reach my goal. Thanks for nothing guys. [/quote]

You rule dude, I still can’t believe how much better you are than everyone here. Your genetics don’t come from your parents? At least make some better sense if you are going to troll around here.

He created himself

Wait till he starts crying and has a melt down because he binge eats and girls turn him down while he is out “clubbing”. He is a great troll.

i was impressed with his trolling to date until this thread, this one took it too far and crossed the line from everyone wondering if he’s serious and just an idiot or a troll.

poor show tripleten, i was expecting more from you.

my god this is ghey

Hoss - Why is it each forum you visit the guys give you crap? Must be jealousy, I guess.

Hey drop back in MH. Things have changed and the guys are missing you. They were talking about you today in a genetics discussion.

Hey I forgot…any gyms paying you to workout yet. Didn’t you say by month’s end?

Oh and how is the ‘bangin’ out one arm pull ups’ coming? If I recall back in January you were planning on being able to knock out 5 or 6 at a time. How’s that working out for ya?

Im bulking there aint now way worrying bout 1 arm pull-ups any more.

Aye, yall still starving yourselves over there at menshealth to fit in them tight jeans ?

[quote]triple-10sets wrote:
Next Season I am going out the semi-pro football team of my city next year. I am 180 now but plan to go in at a lean 265. Tryouts are in January so That gives me about a year to gain 85 lbs of lean muscle mass. I want to play nose gaurd like I did in High school so 265 is the bare minimum I could go in as. What program should I Use and can I do it with just taking TRIBEX, no steroids ? [/quote]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha thanks dude, I was feeling a bit down, but after reading your post, it was the funny thing I have seen since the last episode of Flight of the Conchords or the South Park episode about Tourettes syndrome.