[quote]SLAINGE wrote:
My wife’s friend has recently separated from her husband and has three kids, she is now on a dating website and her first foray into the system she saw (fucked) 4 guys in one week! I love how women frame it when they tell the story of how they meet other guys, like its some romantic date, when in actual fact its a cock feast they’re after lol
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um, Slaingie… can you forward me your Wifes freinds number?
sounds like her and I would really hit it off~
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]SLAINGE wrote:
if you were actually stirring other guys porridge in her wizards sleeve and as a result you got cock rot from it
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that is poetry at its finest
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the reference to ‘cock-rot’ lost it for me - ewwweeewwweewwwwwww~
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]SLAINGE wrote:
if you were actually stirring other guys porridge in her wizards sleeve and as a result you got cock rot from it
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that is poetry at its finest
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I thought the same thing.
[quote]Melvin Smiley wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
“You gave me chlamydia you stupid whore.”
Is what I’d say.[/quote]
“You gave me so much while we were together. You gave me a friend to talk to. You gave me a shoulder to cry on. You gave me hope that I wouldn’t spend my life alone. And most of all, you gave me chlamydia.”[/quote]
Lol! Classic! Thanks man.
Thanks guys. Some cool responses.
everyone else can keep judging. If that makes you feel good about yourself, then it’s just sad for you. Life happens. People make mistakes.
I think I’m going to tell her and try to be nice about it. It’s my fault for trusting. Good lesson for the future.
[quote]AliveAgain36 wrote:
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]SLAINGE wrote:
if you were actually stirring other guys porridge in her wizards sleeve and as a result you got cock rot from it
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that is poetry at its finest
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I thought the same thing.
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I’ve actually learned that anytime he writes something I have to read it. Typically it is actually sound information plus the expressions are the best
Chlamydia
Chlamydia
Oh have you seen chlamydia
Chlamydia the tattooed lady
Out of curiosity, did she have any tattoos? This song’s much funnier if she did.
And don’t panic, one tablet gets rid of it . Apparently
Bloody lesson for the future! Some women are like cockroaches. Treat them as dirty until proven otherwise.
[quote]Rowans1 wrote:
Thanks guys. Some cool responses.
everyone else can keep judging. If that makes you feel good about yourself, then it’s just sad for you. Life happens. People make mistakes.
I think I’m going to tell her and try to be nice about it. It’s my fault for trusting. Good lesson for the future. [/quote]
lolololololololol, she lied to you, gave you VD, and now you’re blaming yourself and are “going to tell her and try to be nice about it.”
Guarantee she turns the table on this sap, blames him for infecting her, and has him apologizing and paying for dinner by the end of the night.
Dude. You’ve been out of the game for 12 years. Cancel the fucking date and get your head on straight.
[quote]Rowans1 wrote:
everyone else can keep judging.[/quote]
No problem. Was going to do that even without your permission.
Yeah, and those of us from broken homes, that can read statistics and have seen parents who circa 50-55 years old suddenly feel the full weight of regret… Don’t feel better about judging, we actually feel really fucking bad for the kids, the wife and you.
Because while there is certainly a chance this can turn out roses, it likely won’t, and I honestly would regret not calling this like I see it.
[quote]Rowans1 wrote:
So I’m 34. 3 kids. Mid life crisis. Separated from my wife and been trolling the dating sites.
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What happened to some discrete strange poonany on the side?
Why must you drag your kids into it if you just want your dick sucked by some sloar?
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Rowans1 wrote:
everyone else can keep judging.[/quote]
No problem. Was going to do that even without your permission.
Yeah, and those of us from broken homes, that can read statistics and have seen parents who circa 50-55 years old suddenly feel the full weight of regret… Don’t feel better about judging, we actually feel really fucking bad for the kids, the wife and you.
Because while there is certainly a chance this can turn out roses, it likely won’t, and I honestly would regret not calling this like I see it. [/quote]
He would obviously much rather teach his son’s that this is how a man should act (its not, but OP obviously hasn’t figured out what it means to be man yet) or teach his daughters that this is how a man should treat them (its not, and hopefully the lesson they take from this is what not to look for and that they should actually be looking for a real man that knows how to handle his shit and doesn’t run away like a self absorbed little bitch).
hide yo chillen, hide you wife!!!
Chushie’s going bad-ass on all ya’all~!~!~!~!~!~!~!
back off of the caffeine, Chushie my good freind - you’re getting out there~
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Sexually transmitted intolerance? Did this dirty girl make you lactose intolerant? [/quote]
This is why they call him Godfather!
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Rowans1 wrote:
I’m the biggest idiot in the world right now. [/quote]
Agreed, and it has jack and shit to do with your VD.
Stop worrying about strange and focus on the fact you totally just fucked up your kids’ life, for a “mid life crisis”.
Fuck.
Don’t people just buy Harley’s or $3,500 rifles/golf clubs anymore? NOOO it’s “let’s leave the wife and nail some sluts a decade younger than me, YOLO!!!”[/quote]
lol
I just bought this Beans for my mid-life crisis.
Plus can you have a midlife crisis before you turn 40?
I dont think so, I think that just makes you an asshole.[/quote]
Bingo, labeling it a mid-life crisis doesn’t make you any less of a self absorbed irresponsible lousy ass-hat. [/quote]
I think you guys need to get off the high horse about throwing asshole comments and saying he’s ruined his kid’s lives. A divorce DOES NOT “fuck up” anyone’s life any more than watching your mom and dad fight every day. How is a life “fucked up” anyway? I went through 4 divorces with my mother before I left at 16, and while my life has been “an adventure”, it certainly isn’t “fucked up”… I know plenty of people who’s parents got divorced and they are completely “normal”, whatever that means.
Sometimes shit doesn’t work out. Especially if it’s one of those “entitled bitches” who get’s fat and cut’s their hair after pumping out a few kids. Who would want to fuck THAT for the rest of their life? That doesn’t make anyone an asshole any more than it makes the wife a bitch for letting her self go. And we don’t KNOW what happened - he summed it up as “mid life crisis”, you guys are judging and assuming things that you don’t know the details of. It’s called paraphrasing. He wanted to talk about the STD, not the divorce and you guys are jumping in all over him with no facts, just assumptions and judgements.
I think more men should leave their fat, ugly wives and trade them in for a younger, fresher, less bitter model. If you can afford it, why not? Why should you have to fuck someone who doesn’t respect you as man enough to take care of herself? It’s the new normal. And when a man DOES have enough and leaves, he has to give her half his shit. How about fining HER for looking like a mountain troll at age 36?
All I’m saying is that you “family oriented” guys are just a WEEE bit over the top in your sense of superiority. An intact family is great. But if EVERYONE involved isn’t doing their part, it isn’t HIS fault for wanting to get out of it… There’s plenty of blame to go around.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
I think you guys need to get off the high horse about throwing asshole comments and saying he’s ruined his kid’s lives. A divorce DOES NOT “fuck up” anyone’s life any more than watching your mom and dad fight every day. How is a life “fucked up” anyway? I went through 4 divorces with my mother before I left at 16, and while my life has been “an adventure”, it certainly isn’t “fucked up”… I know plenty of people who’s parents got divorced and they are completely “normal”, whatever that means.
Sometimes shit doesn’t work out. Especially if it’s one of those “entitled bitches” who get’s fat and cut’s their hair after pumping out a few kids. Who would want to fuck THAT for the rest of their life? That doesn’t make anyone an asshole any more than it makes the wife a bitch for letting her self go. And we don’t KNOW what happened - he summed it up as “mid life crisis”, you guys are judging and assuming things that you don’t know the details of. It’s called paraphrasing. He wanted to talk about the STD, not the divorce and you guys are jumping in all over him with no facts, just assumptions and judgements.
I think more men should leave their fat, ugly wives and trade them in for a younger, fresher, less bitter model. If you can afford it, why not? Why should you have to fuck someone who doesn’t respect you as man enough to take care of herself? It’s the new normal. And when a man DOES have enough and leaves, he has to give her half his shit. How about fining HER for looking like a mountain troll at age 36?
All I’m saying is that you “family oriented” guys are just a WEEE bit over the top in your sense of superiority. An intact family is great. But if EVERYONE involved isn’t doing their part, it isn’t HIS fault for wanting to get out of it… There’s plenty of blame to go around.
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[quote]angry chicken wrote:
I think you guys need to get off the high horse about throwing asshole comments and saying he’s ruined his kid’s lives… and you guys are jumping in all over him with no facts, just assumptions and judgements…All I’m saying is that you guys are just a WEEE bit over the top in your sense of superiority…[/quote]
Although I agree 110%, are you really going to act like anyting different ever happens here?
This place has had its ups and downs over the years and stuff like this has been one constant throughout.
It got to the point a long time ago where a thread feels weird if this doesn’t happen. Every once in a blue moon it does.
But to be fair, we don’t know anyone’s history or where they’re coming from when they discuss these issues. So in a way, you’re judging them, too. Plus, a lot of people just like to talk shit and bust people’s balls. I think most here are doing it and it’s pretty easy to tell by now.
That’s the beauty of the internet, you’re forced to take it for what it’s worth. A bunch of anonymous (for the most part) people speaking their mind. So you have to be prepared to get the whole gamit, because that’s what will happen 99% of the time.
I think we don’t know enough about the situation to truly give the OP proper advice and furthermore think that he probably should seek advice from people closer to his situation anyway. Just like in most threads. At least chlamydia goes away, try one of the many STDs that stay with you till you die and let me know how it feels…
Also, general rule of thumb, don’t fall in love with the first person you meet after a long relationship. In your 30s, you should know that. Everyone knows what a rebound girl is and you don’t fall in love with rebound girls. But the OP knew he shouldn’t have done that (as he mentioned) and he’s getting burned now for some of the many reasons why.
Lesson learned, move on. At the end of the day, you’re ok. Just wait until the STI goes away before you find some new puss puss.
Unless you’re going to dominate her, don’t even keep in touch with her is what I think. But do whatever your instincts are telling you and if it turns out to be another mistake, at least learn from it. If you keep making the same mistakes, you’ll never grow and don’t let this bitch keep you from growing (no pun intended).
Holy shit, this thread is hilarious!!