[quote]angry chicken wrote:
You think chlamydia is bad? Try child support for ~20 years.[/quote]
WOWZERS!!!
this should be taught in every school and shouted from the rooftops of every roof in every nation on Earth!
AC for leader of the world~
[quote]Melvin Smiley wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
“You gave me chlamydia you stupid whore.”
Is what I’d say.[/quote]
“You gave me so much while we were together. You gave me a friend to talk to. You gave me a shoulder to cry on. You gave me hope that I wouldn’t spend my life alone. And most of all, you gave me chlamydia.”[/quote]
THIS. With a five second pause after the ‘most of all’.
[quote]Rowans1 wrote:
I’m the biggest idiot in the world right now. [/quote]
Agreed, and it has jack and shit to do with your VD.
Stop worrying about strange and focus on the fact you totally just fucked up your kids’ life, for a “mid life crisis”.
Fuck.
Don’t people just buy Harley’s or $3,500 rifles/golf clubs anymore? NOOO it’s “let’s leave the wife and nail some sluts a decade younger than me, YOLO!!!”
It’s just good ole, symptomless chlamydia. No one cares if the invisible man comes to the party.
[quote]Rowans1 wrote:
What kind of idiot falls in love with the first chick he meets after a 12 year relationship? And doesn’t use a rubber religiously.
[/quote]
Mel Gibson.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Rowans1 wrote:
I’m the biggest idiot in the world right now. [/quote]
Agreed, and it has jack and shit to do with your VD.
Stop worrying about strange and focus on the fact you totally just fucked up your kids’ life, for a “mid life crisis”.
Fuck.
Don’t people just buy Harley’s or $3,500 rifles/golf clubs anymore? NOOO it’s “let’s leave the wife and nail some sluts a decade younger than me, YOLO!!!”[/quote]
lol
I just bought this Beans for my mid-life crisis.
Plus can you have a midlife crisis before you turn 40?
I dont think so, I think that just makes you an asshole.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Rowans1 wrote:
I’m the biggest idiot in the world right now. [/quote]
Agreed, and it has jack and shit to do with your VD.
Stop worrying about strange and focus on the fact you totally just fucked up your kids’ life, for a “mid life crisis”.
Fuck.
Don’t people just buy Harley’s or $3,500 rifles/golf clubs anymore? NOOO it’s “let’s leave the wife and nail some sluts a decade younger than me, YOLO!!!”[/quote]
lol
I just bought this Beans for my mid-life crisis.
Plus can you have a midlife crisis before you turn 40?
I dont think so, I think that just makes you an asshole.[/quote]
Bingo, labeling it a mid-life crisis doesn’t make you any less of a self absorbed irresponsible lousy ass-hat.
[quote]doogie wrote:
You were “in love” within 5 weeks of seeing this woman, after years of marriage? Really? [/quote]
He knew it was true love when she offered to take an oral contraceptive without being asked.
[quote]Rowans1 wrote:
I’m still seeing her friday. I want to see her face when I tell her. I’m going to keep her waiting about half an hour. Be friendly for a few drinks, and then start dropping bombs. I’m so angry right now. More angry at myself to be honest. What kind of idiot falls in love with the first chick he meets after a 12 year relationship? And doesn’t use a rubber religiously. I could have gotten hepatitis, or aids!
I’m the biggest idiot in the world right now.
So any advice? What’s the best way to run this operation? Or do I just not show and never contact her again. [/quote]
Bad news: You’ll get drunk, forget any thoughts of revenge and sleep with her again.
Good news: You can’t catch it twice.
People, People - this man has been victimized!
Victimized by all them damnded Light Beer commericals!
Victimized by his ex who only used him for his earning potential!
Victimized by all them damnded internet sites promising love and sex with willing twentysomethings!!
Victimized by them hot little units at the gym who walk around with words like ‘pink’ & ‘juicy’ printed on the backsides of their sweats!!!
Victimized by all ya’all internetters who brag about the size of your johnson, and amount of times your banging your young nubile gymnast wives!!!
He has come to us with a problem - we must give him some sound advice, to help him overcome his issues… are ya with me?
Here’s some sound advice from your ol’ freind Edgy~
She sounds like a nice girl, likes to get nekkid, and that was one of your goals, right?
hang in there with her - you will appreicate her batshit-crazy actions in time, and if she gets some on the side, and lies about it - so WHAT?
she loves you, and wants you and gives you all kinda crazy sex that your ex was withholding from you, right? atta boiee~
no, dont thank me - the kids will recover in time, and they were bound to be into drugs and turn to stripping anyways, so what have you got to lose?
be sure to check in with us later~
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Plus can you have a midlife crisis before you turn 40? [/quote]
Depends on how long you plan to live. Life free, die young, et al.
[quote]LoRez wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Plus can you have a midlife crisis before you turn 40? [/quote]
Depends on how long you plan to live. Life free, die young, et al.[/quote]
That was my first thought. The rest of the story was a lot of bla, bla, bla. A mid-life crisis at 34 must mean you plan to die fairly young. Alternatively it means you got bored with your life and responsibilities way before the sell by date.
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
Alternatively it means you got bored with your life and responsibilities way before the sell by date.
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Based on the life choices this guys has shared with us thus far, I don’t know if “bored” is the word I’d use.
[quote]LoRez wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Plus can you have a midlife crisis before you turn 40? [/quote]
Depends on how long you plan to live. Life free, die young, et al.[/quote]
At fifty one I haven’t had mine yet, does that mean I will live to 100?
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]LoRez wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Plus can you have a midlife crisis before you turn 40? [/quote]
Depends on how long you plan to live. Life free, die young, et al.[/quote]
At fifty one I haven’t had mine yet, does that mean I will live to 100?
[/quote]
wait!!!
you’re 51?
damn, that is way the fuck old~
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]LoRez wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Plus can you have a midlife crisis before you turn 40? [/quote]
Depends on how long you plan to live. Life free, die young, et al.[/quote]
At fifty one I haven’t had mine yet, does that mean I will live to 100?
[/quote]
Yes.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]LoRez wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Plus can you have a midlife crisis before you turn 40? [/quote]
Depends on how long you plan to live. Life free, die young, et al.[/quote]
At fifty one I haven’t had mine yet, does that mean I will live to 100?
[/quote]
wait!!!
you’re 51?
damn, that is way the fuck old~[/quote]
I thought we agreed that pic was just between us.
You played Russian Roulette with your cock and got the bullet straight in the balls…bad luck brother but you can only blame yourself.
Never trust any fucker (and I mean that in the literal sense) on a dating website. My wife’s friend has recently separated from her husband and has three kids, she is now on a dating website and her first foray into the system she saw (fucked) 4 guys in one week! I love how women frame it when they tell the story of how they meet other guys, like its some romantic date, when in actual fact its a cock feast they’re after lol
Anyway she is seeing (screwing) this guy that she really likes however she in still seeing (riding) other men…and the thing is they are both at it. Now I have no problems with people meeting up for a ride but you have to know what you are getting yourself in for esp when you meet strangers on line.
Back to your dilemma: if you were actually stirring other guys porridge in her wizards sleeve and as a result you got cock rot from it then you would have throw it in her face in the most spiteful hurtful way you can imagine but before you do pause and look at her like this…
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]LoRez wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Plus can you have a midlife crisis before you turn 40? [/quote]
Depends on how long you plan to live. Life free, die young, et al.[/quote]
At fifty one I haven’t had mine yet, does that mean I will live to 100?
[/quote]
wait!!!
you’re 51?
damn, that is way the fuck old~[/quote]
I thought we agreed that pic was just between us.
[/quote]
ah, NO~ I dont make agreements with Geezers~ specially octogenarians like yourself~
[quote]SLAINGE wrote:
if you were actually stirring other guys porridge in her wizards sleeve and as a result you got cock rot from it
[/quote]
that is poetry at its finest