A few extra gems: A friend of mine asked me for some advice about gaining weight. I told him he needs to eat more. Much more. I suggested a good quality protein drink to help him increase his daily calories and overall protein intake. He replies, ‘no way, I heard of a guy who drank loads of those and then had a brain hemorrhage, the doctors didn’t know why and the only think they could attribute it to was the protein shakes’.
Here are a few extra random comments about steroids I’ve been fortunate enough to be privy to: ‘steroids make you speak like you’re gay’, ‘muscles built from steroids turn to water when you stop taking them’, ‘muscle built from steroids turn to fat when you stop taking them’.
dude @ gym stinks; every fuckin day stinks. the kind of stink that stays there long after he leaves. today it was so bad someone complained and they sprayed the area AND HIM.
me to old counter dude: “motherfucker must not wash his fuckin ass”
old dude: “that’s that juice. that’s the chemicals coming out of him”
me: “motherfucker don’t wash his ass”.
fellow Hispanic walks into the gym (pretty sure he was Puerto Rican) with a dorag on, I assume he spots a “fellow” in the midst and decides to talk to me first
“Whats up can i AST you SUMPIN’”
“Yeah whats up”
“Man how a motherfucka get arms like you, I tryna put some size on”
“You got do all the main exercises and eat a lot”
“i do eat a lot I had 3 big macs today and a 40, my stomach dont get full”
I kicked the dumbbells up and commenced my incline press
Then I am pretty sure he called me a “white ass” to one of his friends
[quote]Cuban32 wrote: fellow Hispanic walks into the gym (pretty sure he was Puerto Rican) with a dorag on, I assume he spots a “fellow” in the midst and decides to talk to me first
“Whats up can i AST you SUMPIN’”
“Yeah whats up”
“Man how a motherfucka get arms like you, I tryna put some size on”
“You got do all the main exercises and eat a lot”
“i do eat a lot I had 3 big macs today and a 40, my stomach dont get full”
I kicked the dumbbells up and commenced my incline press
Then I am pretty sure he called me a “white ass” to one of his friends
cus you know, i talk white, because i read books.[/quote]
[quote]Cuban32 wrote: fellow Hispanic walks into the gym (pretty sure he was Puerto Rican) with a dorag on, I assume he spots a “fellow” in the midst and decides to talk to me first
“Whats up can i AST you SUMPIN’”
“Yeah whats up”
“Man how a motherfucka get arms like you, I tryna put some size on”
“You got do all the main exercises and eat a lot”
“i do eat a lot I had 3 big macs today and a 40, my stomach dont get full”
I kicked the dumbbells up and commenced my incline press
Then I am pretty sure he called me a “white ass” to one of his friends
cus you know, i talk white, because i read books.[/quote]
I knew some pretty big dudes in college who ate nothing but Big Macs and 40’s.
[quote]dbanton wrote:
This anecdote by the original poster belies racial prejudice. To insinuate that because you heard a few black people in the “hood” have an asinine opinion on the SAT then a significant proportion of blacks in these environment share this misguided opinion is irrational. Your story is local and cannot be generalized, so it is either one of two things:
You want to tell a meaningless story, or you’re trying to make a generalized comment about a group of people based on something you heard from a few. The former indicates that your life is boring, the latter indicates that you are prejudiced.
I’m beginning to think that there are a lot of racist and bigoted people on this website. [/quote]
Nigga please…
There’s nothing better than a poorly drawn conclusion, such as yours; couched in academic and flowery language to make it sound worthwhile and relevant. It was a story about 2 dumb guys in the hood, that just happened to be black. Having grown up in Baltimore, AC and I can both attest to the fact that stupidity and ignorance knows no color.
[/quote]
Lulz! I grew up in the Towson area back in the 70’s & let me tell ya’ I never met so many dumb/hood white people in my life. Though a lot of them weren’t from this country. Polish mostly, they all that they were Richard Roundtree. Kids used to make go-carts & used apples that had fallen from trees to keep the wheel on the axle. Some funny shit when they hit the back alley & one of the wheels would start the wobble effect. [/quote]
Well it’s good to know shit hasn’t changed. I live in Carroll and travel to Baltimore every day. The stupid isn’t any different in either county. [/quote]
Yeah. I lived in Towson for 10 years and dated plenty of women from Carroll County. Idiots exist from the Ocean City to Cumberland in the state of MD. The dumbest usually end up getting elected Governor, though.
[quote]Cuban32 wrote: fellow Hispanic walks into the gym (pretty sure he was Puerto Rican) with a dorag on, I assume he spots a “fellow” in the midst and decides to talk to me first
“Whats up can i AST you SUMPIN’”
“Yeah whats up”
“Man how a motherfucka get arms like you, I tryna put some size on”
“You got do all the main exercises and eat a lot”
“i do eat a lot I had 3 big macs today and a 40, my stomach dont get full”
I kicked the dumbbells up and commenced my incline press
Then I am pretty sure he called me a “white ass” to one of his friends
cus you know, i talk white, because i read books.[/quote]
“I’m pretty sure Rosa Parks was the underground railroad lady”
“No you’re wrong”
“Naw Naw Naw…it was Rosa Parks. Didn’t she have to sit on the back of the railroad? That’s how I remember it was her!”
“It was Harriet Tubman, you dumb as hell”
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
dude @ gym stinks; every fuckin day stinks. the kind of stink that stays there long after he leaves. today it was so bad someone complained and they sprayed the area AND HIM.
me to old counter dude: “motherfucker must not wash his fuckin ass”
old dude: “that’s that juice. that’s the chemicals coming out of him”
me: “motherfucker don’t wash his ass”.
juice makes you stink.[/quote]
well what with all the preservatives they use these days
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
dude @ gym stinks; every fuckin day stinks. the kind of stink that stays there long after he leaves. today it was so bad someone complained and they sprayed the area AND HIM.
me to old counter dude: “motherfucker must not wash his fuckin ass”
old dude: “that’s that juice. that’s the chemicals coming out of him”
me: “motherfucker don’t wash his ass”.
juice makes you stink.[/quote]
well what with all the preservatives they use these days
we’re talking about orange juice right[/quote]
unless his anabolic came in an orange vial, i’m guessing not.
Conversation with another hood rat at the gym, I blatantly make fun of him to his face, but he does not get it. For the record i have grown up, and spent a significant amount of time in rough areas in Chicago. I just dont let the music i listen to affect the style of dress i wear or my speech.
Hood Rat: “Maaaaaaaaan, you see ole girl on the eliptical, girl is thick”
Me: “No, shes fat”
Hood Rat: “You jus like dose skinny white girls”
Me: “No, she is just TOO thick”
Hood Rat: “You a coconut JO!”
Coconut= brown on the outside, white on the inside.
GHETTO DUDE FROM MY PREVIOUS POST COMES UP TO ME TO COMMENT ON THE SAME JOKE, I FIGUREED I WOULD HAVE FUN WITH THIS ONE.
Hood Rat: “Yo sup my ni**a, you see shawty on the eleptical, damn”
Me: “Yeah i dont know if i should back that thang up or push up on it”
Hood Rat: blank stare, smiles, walks away one on the scoreboard for Cuban.
