Overheard in the Hood'

From time to time, I hear things so stupid they deserve to be memorialized somewhere for all to enjoy.

Overhead “in the hood” two days ago:

One guy telling another guy that he knows someone that works at the “SAT people” and that you get 300 MORE POINTS on your overall score if you mark down that you are “white”. They both believed it, followed by permutations of “that’s how they do”.

Also, I just learned from listening to them that the “Q” in “IQ” stands for “quantification”. So it’s the “intelligence quantification” test.

Why were you in the hood, BG?

Scoring something?

:wink:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Why were you in the hood, BG?

Scoring something?

;)[/quote]

Crack.

5 days a week. But I have it under control. It would only be a problem if it were 7 days a week.

I’z lugubrious over these fantastic confabulations about the use of our language.

edit: Who told them about our sat bonus?

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
I’z lugubrious over these fantastic confabulations about the use of our language.

edit: Who told them about our sat bonus?
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I don’t fucking know but that and mayonnaise was supposed to be some top secret shit.

400 point bonus if youre white and male.

I would have liked to hear them hazard a guess as to what “SAT” stands for…

Societal Asskissin’ Test? (Motherfucker…)

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote: “that’s how they do”.

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It’s good to be part of “they”…

For those that are in the know. And for those of you have not indulged yet! This white kid tries to sound like the hood. It is histrionic!!!

I get my daily laugh from reading the next stupid thing out his head!

[quote]TenashusReslushn wrote:

For those that are in the know. And for those of you have not indulged yet! This white kid tries to sound like the hood. It is histrionic!!!

I get my daily laugh from reading the next stupid thing out his head!
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Some white people do actually live in the hood. Some black people also live in the suburbs. Weird, I know.

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:

[quote]TenashusReslushn wrote:

For those that are in the know. And for those of you have not indulged yet! This white kid tries to sound like the hood. It is histrionic!!!

I get my daily laugh from reading the next stupid thing out his head!
[/quote]

Some white people do actually live in the hood. Some black people also live in the suburbs. Weird, I know. [/quote]

POIDH

[quote]TenashusReslushn wrote:

For those that are in the know. And for those of you have not indulged yet! This white kid tries to sound like the hood. It is histrionic!!!

I get my daily laugh from reading the next stupid thing out his head!
[/quote]

Reading that makes my head hurt.

[quote]Hell-Billy wrote:

[quote]TenashusReslushn wrote:

For those that are in the know. And for those of you have not indulged yet! This white kid tries to sound like the hood. It is histrionic!!!

I get my daily laugh from reading the next stupid thing out his head!
[/quote]

Reading that makes my head hurt.[/quote]

The spelling (?) is the best part.

I heard white people get special consideration for scholarships not open to other races, created the top 10% rule to handicap competition for admittance to their favor and get to take advantage of race quotas, even if a more qualified student applied but a spot for the underrepresented race had to be filled instead… wait, wut?

I heard two guys talking about how this bodybuilider in the gym has fake muscle from creatine. No lie.

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:

[quote]TenashusReslushn wrote:

For those that are in the know. And for those of you have not indulged yet! This white kid tries to sound like the hood. It is histrionic!!!

I get my daily laugh from reading the next stupid thing out his head!
[/quote]

Some white people do actually live in the hood. Some black people also live in the suburbs. Weird, I know. [/quote]

Some of the best (and worst) times in my life were while living in a Philly hood for 10 months.

[quote]Swolegasm wrote:
I heard two guys talking about how this bodybuilider in the gym has fake muscle from creatine. No lie.[/quote]
Lmao that’s a classic here, lol I have an explanation for that one, I used to hear it constantly in the locker room at high school, that’s just mostly for the guys who don’t understand, can’t afford, or through some amount of work, diet, or what have you, got their muscle without supplements. So they say people that use supps don’t have “real” or “man” muscle just because they were using something to help maximize/optimize lifting.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:

[quote]TenashusReslushn wrote:

For those that are in the know. And for those of you have not indulged yet! This white kid tries to sound like the hood. It is histrionic!!!

I get my daily laugh from reading the next stupid thing out his head!
[/quote]

Some white people do actually live in the hood. Some black people also live in the suburbs. Weird, I know. [/quote]

Some of the best (and worst) times in my life were while living in a Philly hood for 10 months.

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Would you please elaborate?


Had my opportunitys to live in the big city with the attitudes and survival mode in tack. Not only so I understand it, I now get to see the humor in it now.

Love to have had the opportunity here to share it with you all.

Got smart in my years and moved where there are far less ppl.

This is the tallest peak in MT Granite Peak. Only 200 ppl on average a year are able to assent this bad boy. 14 mile hike, 3 chimneys, 2 snow fields in August, an average of 50lb pack. Minimum of 4 days to get it done dew to weather conditions.

http://www.friendsofgranitepeak.com/

I did it solo in 2009 in 42 hrs.