Conversation between a hefty girl and apparently gay man:
Hefty girl: “No girl, that’s exactly what I gave meat up for.”
(I become slightly afraid because I didn’t know what “meat” was being referenced so the fear of visual imagery was rising.)
Apparent gay guy: “Girl bye, you ain’t e’en lost a, count it, single pound since you went herbivere. Matter fact you mighta gained girl, you best stop the nonsense.”
*to myself, “did dude just say herbivere?”
Hefty girl: “NO NO, meat makes you fat.” (Girl takes very large bite out of a very large cupcake and has 2 more in front of her next to, of course an empty salad bowl.) “That’s why I went vegan.”
*I looked closely at her plastic bowl…I noticed cheese…I gave up hope for intelligence on the planet lol.
It was a slow progression, but nevertheless the height of the century has brought many of the “homo-thug” as well as the “fat chick that watches too many celebrity personalities/actor diet shows/trainers and suddenly has a Ph.D in all things physiological and biomechanic.”
[quote]NinjaLEO wrote:
It was a slow progression, but nevertheless the height of the century has brought many of the “homo-thug” as well as the “fat chick that watches too many celebrity personalities/actor diet shows/trainers and suddenly has a Ph.D in all things physiological and biomechanic.”[/quote]
One guy: “Man, my nigga, Planet Fitness ain’t like the rest of these commercial gyms, they ain’t even commercial with there’s, ya dig? They that shit bruh.”
The other guy: “Word? For real? How long you been working out there?”
One guy: “Oh nah, I don’t work out there, that’s jus’ my exper’ence.”
[quote]Cuban32 wrote:
Conversation with another hood rat at the gym, I blatantly make fun of him to his face, but he does not get it. For the record i have grown up, and spent a significant amount of time in rough areas in Chicago. I just dont let the music i listen to affect the style of dress i wear or my speech.
Hood Rat: “Maaaaaaaaan, you see ole girl on the eliptical, girl is thick”
Me: “No, shes fat”
Hood Rat: “You jus like dose skinny white girls”
Me: “No, she is just TOO thick”
Hood Rat: “You a coconut JO!”
Coconut= brown on the outside, white on the inside.
GHETTO DUDE FROM MY PREVIOUS POST COMES UP TO ME TO COMMENT ON THE SAME JOKE, I FIGUREED I WOULD HAVE FUN WITH THIS ONE.
Hood Rat: “Yo sup my ni**a, you see shawty on the eleptical, damn”
Me: “Yeah i dont know if i should back that thang up or push up on it”
Hood Rat: blank stare, smiles, walks away one on the scoreboard for Cuban.[/quote]
I don’t get it.
[quote]NinjaLEO wrote:
Oh, and one of my favorite overheard moments:
One guy: “Man, my nigga, Planet Fitness ain’t like the rest of these commercial gyms, they ain’t even commercial with there’s, ya dig? They that shit bruh.”
The other guy: “Word? For real? How long you been working out there?”
One guy: “Oh nah, I don’t work out there, that’s jus’ my exper’ence.”[/quote]
[quote]NinjaLEO wrote:
Oh, and one of my favorite overheard moments:
One guy: “My chap, Planet Fitness isn’t like the rest of these commercial gyms, they don’t even have commercials. They are the cat’s pajamas my dear friend.”
The other guy: “What’s that you say? Can this be true? how long you been a patron of theirs?”
One guy: “Sorry old fellow, but you must have misunderstood. I’ve apparently misled you to believe that I actually patronize the establishment. However, I’m afraid I do not. However, I have it on good authority that my information is indeed correct.”[/quote]
Huh? Can someone translate that to english?[/quote]
DONE
I speak fluent Hoodspeak. I’ve had several job offers from the United Nations to be a Hoodspeak to English translator.
[quote]NinjaLEO wrote:
Oh, and one of my favorite overheard moments:
One guy: “My chap, Planet Fitness isn’t like the rest of these commercial gyms, they don’t even have commercials. They are the cat’s pajamas my dear friend.”
The other guy: “What’s that you say? Can this be true? how long you been a patron of theirs?”
One guy: “Sorry old fellow, but you must have misunderstood. I’ve apparently misled you to believe that I actually patronize the establishment. However, I’m afraid I do not. However, I have it on good authority that my information is indeed correct.”[/quote]
Huh? Can someone translate that to english?[/quote]
DONE
I speak fluent Hoodspeak. I’ve had several job offers from the United Nations to be a Hoodspeak to English translator.
[/quote]
As well you should for that superb work you demonstrated.