Not heard in the hood, but at a party last year where a woman was talking about her daughter’s college plans.
“Bianca will be going to college to be a vegetarian. She’s always loved working with animals.”
Obviously her mom never went to college, and by the sound of it probably never finished high school.
lol
[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
[quote]Otto the Ecto wrote:
I once caught a cold on the penis… got really stiff and kept coughing up mucus of some kind. Wierd.[/quote]
Were you rubbing it vigorously to get some heat back into it? That’s what I’ve always been told to do [/quote]
Yep, induce fever from an outside source.
[quote]dbanton wrote:
This anecdote by the original poster belies racial prejudice. To insinuate that because you heard a few black people in the “hood” have an asinine opinion on the SAT then a significant proportion of blacks in these environment share this misguided opinion is irrational. Your story is local and cannot be generalized, so it is either one of two things:
You want to tell a meaningless story, or you’re trying to make a generalized comment about a group of people based on something you heard from a few. The former indicates that your life is boring, the latter indicates that you are prejudiced.
I’m beginning to think that there are a lot of racist and bigoted people on this website. [/quote]
Nigga please…
There’s nothing better than a poorly drawn conclusion, such as yours; couched in academic and flowery language to make it sound worthwhile and relevant. It was a story about 2 dumb guys in the hood, that just happened to be black. Having grown up in Baltimore, AC and I can both attest to the fact that stupidity and ignorance knows no color.
‘steroids make your testicles explode’
Yup, that’s what I heard…
[quote]buddaboy wrote:
‘steroids make your testicles explode’
Yup, that’s what I heard…[/quote]
That’s actually a very cool visual. Constant erections and exploding balls. Hell, you should charge for admission. You don’t see shit like that at Chippendales.
[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
Having grown up in Baltimore, AC and I can both attest to the fact that stupidity and ignorance knows no color.
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PG County in the house right here baby!
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
[quote]TenashusReslushn wrote:
For those that are in the know. And for those of you have not indulged yet! This white kid tries to sound like the hood. It is histrionic!!!
I get my daily laugh from reading the next stupid thing out his head!
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Some white people do actually live in the hood. Some black people also live in the suburbs. Weird, I know. [/quote]
POIDH[/quote]
This made me laugh.
[quote]dbanton wrote:
This anecdote by the original poster belies racial prejudice. To insinuate that because you heard a few black people in the “hood” have an asinine opinion on the SAT then a significant proportion of blacks in these environment share this misguided opinion is irrational. Your story is local and cannot be generalized, so it is either one of two things:
You want to tell a meaningless story, or you’re trying to make a generalized comment about a group of people based on something you heard from a few. The former indicates that your life is boring, the latter indicates that you are prejudiced.
I’m beginning to think that there are a lot of racist and bigoted people on this website. [/quote]
uh oh. a black guy is here yelling racist. we all have to start defending ourselves, or shut up and go away now.
[quote]TenashusReslushn wrote:
For those that are in the know. And for those of you have not indulged yet! This white kid tries to sound like the hood. It is histrionic!!!
I get my daily laugh from reading the next stupid thing out his head!
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i want to hang out with bennett
discussion overheard about local drug kingpin that pleaded guilty to an ongoing conspiracy to sell crack and committed a murder in furtherance of the conspiracy. what follows is what I call “ghetto lawyering”:
“when you plea, you have to tell EVERYTHING you know about ANYTHING, or they come back and say “what about this”, “what about that” and they can fuck you”.
The truth is, you have to honor your cooperation agreement and the contents thereof. If it’s not included in your cooperation agreement, it’s not covered. I also think he was confused about cooperation agreements and elements of immunity from prosecution.
[quote]Aaron86 wrote:
[quote]TenashusReslushn wrote:
For those that are in the know. And for those of you have not indulged yet! This white kid tries to sound like the hood. It is histrionic!!!
I get my daily laugh from reading the next stupid thing out his head!
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i want to hang out with bennett[/quote]
I’m not convinced he’s real; no one is that stupid.
“leg presses will put that POWER in you boy. i was training a young man and I had him on leg presses for 3 weeks and his wife called me asking me what I did to him. he was puttinitonher baby!”
so forget the viagra gents, you just need some leg presses to help your “downstroke”.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]Aaron86 wrote:
[quote]TenashusReslushn wrote:
For those that are in the know. And for those of you have not indulged yet! This white kid tries to sound like the hood. It is histrionic!!!
I get my daily laugh from reading the next stupid thing out his head!
[/quote]
i want to hang out with bennett[/quote]
I’m not convinced he’s real; no one is that stupid. [/quote]
You need to get out more BG and meet more of todays youth…wait you are on here never mind.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]Aaron86 wrote:
[quote]TenashusReslushn wrote:
For those that are in the know. And for those of you have not indulged yet! This white kid tries to sound like the hood. It is histrionic!!!
I get my daily laugh from reading the next stupid thing out his head!
[/quote]
i want to hang out with bennett[/quote]
I’m not convinced he’s real; no one is that stupid. [/quote]
You need to get out more BG and meet more of todays youth…wait you are on here never mind.[/quote]
x2 LOL.
[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
[quote]dbanton wrote:
This anecdote by the original poster belies racial prejudice. To insinuate that because you heard a few black people in the “hood” have an asinine opinion on the SAT then a significant proportion of blacks in these environment share this misguided opinion is irrational. Your story is local and cannot be generalized, so it is either one of two things:
You want to tell a meaningless story, or you’re trying to make a generalized comment about a group of people based on something you heard from a few. The former indicates that your life is boring, the latter indicates that you are prejudiced.
I’m beginning to think that there are a lot of racist and bigoted people on this website. [/quote]
Nigga please…
There’s nothing better than a poorly drawn conclusion, such as yours; couched in academic and flowery language to make it sound worthwhile and relevant. It was a story about 2 dumb guys in the hood, that just happened to be black. Having grown up in Baltimore, AC and I can both attest to the fact that stupidity and ignorance knows no color.
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Lulz! I grew up in the Towson area back in the 70’s & let me tell ya’ I never met so many dumb/hood white people in my life. Though a lot of them weren’t from this country. Polish mostly, they all thought that they were Richard Roundtree. Kids used to make go-carts & used apples that had fallen from trees to keep the wheel on the axle. Some funny shit when they hit the back alley & one of the wheels would start the wobble effect.
Back when I lived in Philly, right outside my window in the back alley 2 homeless dudes were arguing. The first accused the second of urinating out there.
“I NEVER piss outside!” the second one yelled back.
Then a fistfight broke out.
lol
[quote]print wrote:
[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
[quote]dbanton wrote:
This anecdote by the original poster belies racial prejudice. To insinuate that because you heard a few black people in the “hood” have an asinine opinion on the SAT then a significant proportion of blacks in these environment share this misguided opinion is irrational. Your story is local and cannot be generalized, so it is either one of two things:
You want to tell a meaningless story, or you’re trying to make a generalized comment about a group of people based on something you heard from a few. The former indicates that your life is boring, the latter indicates that you are prejudiced.
I’m beginning to think that there are a lot of racist and bigoted people on this website. [/quote]
Nigga please…
There’s nothing better than a poorly drawn conclusion, such as yours; couched in academic and flowery language to make it sound worthwhile and relevant. It was a story about 2 dumb guys in the hood, that just happened to be black. Having grown up in Baltimore, AC and I can both attest to the fact that stupidity and ignorance knows no color.
[/quote]
Lulz! I grew up in the Towson area back in the 70’s & let me tell ya’ I never met so many dumb/hood white people in my life. Though a lot of them weren’t from this country. Polish mostly, they all that they were Richard Roundtree. Kids used to make go-carts & used apples that had fallen from trees to keep the wheel on the axle. Some funny shit when they hit the back alley & one of the wheels would start the wobble effect. [/quote]
Well it’s good to know shit hasn’t changed. I live in Carroll and travel to Baltimore every day. The stupid isn’t any different in either county.
[quote]FISCHER613 wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]Aaron86 wrote:
[quote]TenashusReslushn wrote:
For those that are in the know. And for those of you have not indulged yet! This white kid tries to sound like the hood. It is histrionic!!!
I get my daily laugh from reading the next stupid thing out his head!
[/quote]
i want to hang out with bennett[/quote]
I’m not convinced he’s real; no one is that stupid. [/quote]
You need to get out more BG and meet more of todays youth…wait you are on here never mind.[/quote]
x2 LOL.[/quote]
[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
[quote]dbanton wrote:
This anecdote by the original poster belies racial prejudice. To insinuate that because you heard a few black people in the “hood” have an asinine opinion on the SAT then a significant proportion of blacks in these environment share this misguided opinion is irrational. Your story is local and cannot be generalized, so it is either one of two things:
You want to tell a meaningless story, or you’re trying to make a generalized comment about a group of people based on something you heard from a few. The former indicates that your life is boring, the latter indicates that you are prejudiced.
I’m beginning to think that there are a lot of racist and bigoted people on this website. [/quote]
Nigga please…
There’s nothing better than a poorly drawn conclusion, such as yours; couched in academic and flowery language to make it sound worthwhile and relevant. It was a story about 2 dumb guys in the hood, that just happened to be black. Having grown up in Baltimore, AC and I can both attest to the fact that stupidity and ignorance knows no color.
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Haha, I lol’d. I hear poorly drawn conclusions couched in academic language in the hood a lot and it cracks me up, especially when words are misused or even made up but kinda sound like the intended vocab.
Recently “attitudinal” was used in an otherwise well constructed and delivered sentence. “Why must you always resort to being so attitudinal?” to be specific. Super funny. Then all hell broke loose and shit got realz. I was just trying to buy a hamburger when I overheard.
Just be, bro’s. Just be. General comments.
OJ is innocent