More Crossfit Hating

[quote]Nards wrote:
I’m searching for my Jerry Rice comment and fond this in another forum there:

I feel like since starting Crossfit I could kill a bear with my bare hands.

I’m not sure how serious this guy was but you do see lots of dumb shit there like people saying they’re getting smarter and needing fewer hours of sleep and all kinds of shit.[/quote]
Some guy started a thread there not too long ago asking about how to set up his toilet so he could shit in a more paleo way. Holy facepalm to that.

[quote]d1chet wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
I’m searching for my Jerry Rice comment and fond this in another forum there:

I feel like since starting Crossfit I could kill a bear with my bare hands.

I’m not sure how serious this guy was but you do see lots of dumb shit there like people saying they’re getting smarter and needing fewer hours of sleep and all kinds of shit.[/quote]
Some guy started a thread there not too long ago asking about how to set up his toilet so he could shit in a more paleo way. Holy facepalm to that.[/quote]

That guy should move to japan. A lot of the public toilets there are set up the “paleo way” rofl. I dont know why.

[quote]d1chet wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
I’m searching for my Jerry Rice comment and fond this in another forum there:

I feel like since starting Crossfit I could kill a bear with my bare hands.

I’m not sure how serious this guy was but you do see lots of dumb shit there like people saying they’re getting smarter and needing fewer hours of sleep and all kinds of shit.[/quote]
Some guy started a thread there not too long ago asking about how to set up his toilet so he could shit in a more paleo way. Holy facepalm to that.[/quote]

That’s a great example of how silly they are over on that forum.

It’s weird how many things they do because Crossfit said so. I mean right down to which shoes they all wear, books they read and even th epolitical links every rest day.

[quote]lumbahjack wrote:
This seemed like the most appropriate place for this

Fuuuk, I’m ashamed. They’re Finnish. Noooooo!

prkl prkl

[quote]SLAINGE wrote:
Here’s one

I heard Dr. Stuart McGills tashe fell off after watching this!
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I like the girl in the green shorts. Also, good music.

Crossfit, tho, is ridic. Frantically rushing through each exercise just so you can frantically rush to the next exercise has nothing to do w/ mental or physical health. Crazy idiocy needs to be mocked and lampooned.

Really? On this site, with these damn forums, people are going to point at some posts on a crossfit one and then draw out how fanatical/loopy/cult-ish they are? WOW, I mean if someone that didn’t work out that much popped on these boards they’d think anyone that even lifted was fucking nuts.

P.S. I love T-Nation and all its nuttiness

I did crossfit when I was young. It was called being active . Powerlifting workout at lunch . Football , street hockey later at night. Maybe hoops. Unload coal for dad mid afternoon . I stretched at night.

I called it the Tom. Most people called it being active. Just because some silly ass packages being active to the yuppies , newbies, housewives etc doesn’t mean they’re doing it right . There’s this stuff called wrestling training , mma training , decathlon training , football or basketball training where they get in in pretty decent shape . You know , strong , fast , agile.

You want to “crossfit” call up a Martin Rooney , Mike Robertson , Eric Cressey , or josh Bryant . Theylle give you a program that will measurably improve multiple factors ( not to hard of you’re a beginner ) and you’ll do it safer .

Or do 5 3 1 and add in jump roping and hill sprints . You don’t need a gym full of zealots and crazy chicks who think they’re the bomb because they did a clean.

[quote]tom63 wrote:
I did crossfit when I was young. It was called being active . Powerlifting workout at lunch . Football , street hockey later at night. Maybe hoops. Unload coal for dad mid afternoon . I stretched at night.

I called it the Tom. Most people called it being active. Just because some silly ass packages being active to the yuppies , newbies, housewives etc doesn’t mean they’re doing it right . There’s this stuff called wrestling training , mma training , decathlon training , football or basketball training where they get in in pretty decent shape . You know , strong , fast , agile.

You want to “crossfit” call up a Martin Rooney , Mike Robertson , Eric Cressey , or josh Bryant . Theylle give you a program that will measurably improve multiple factors ( not to hard of you’re a beginner ) and you’ll do it safer .

Or do 5 3 1 and add in jump roping and hill sprints . You don’t need a gym full of zealots and crazy chicks who think they’re the bomb because they did a clean. [/quote]
Amen!

[quote]storey420 wrote:
Really? On this site, with these damn forums, people are going to point at some posts on a crossfit one and then draw out how fanatical/loopy/cult-ish they are? WOW, I mean if someone that didn’t work out that much popped on these boards they’d think anyone that even lifted was fucking nuts.

P.S. I love T-Nation and all its nuttiness[/quote]

First, may I ask if you’ve frequented the CrossFit board?

Because by pretty much any standard they are more likely to follow one direction for anything fitness related (or even beyond).
The number of different routines used by the people here on T Nation would undoubtedly be much wider.
I mean you did notice that the main site even endorses one side of the political spectrum, right?

I’m watching the next season of biggest loser now. It will be a train wreck.

^Those are sad numbers for a fitness professional.

[quote]Tex Ag wrote:
^Those are sad numbers for a fitness professional.[/quote]

My thoughts too, but then I’ve always thought Bob was a whimp.

[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]Tex Ag wrote:
^Those are sad numbers for a fitness professional.[/quote]

My thoughts too, but then I’ve always thought Bob was a whimp.

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But he has abzzzz. I thought ripped=strong=able to win and street fight using MMA.

[quote]Tex Ag wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]Tex Ag wrote:
^Those are sad numbers for a fitness professional.[/quote]

My thoughts too, but then I’ve always thought Bob was a whimp.

[/quote]

But he has abzzzz. I thought ripped=strong=able to win and street fight using MMA.[/quote]

I have no idea what he is about other than what little I have seen on the Biggest Loser.

I might have to tune in to see his Crossfit workouts.

[quote]storey420 wrote:
Really? On this site, with these damn forums, people are going to point at some posts on a crossfit one and then draw out how fanatical/loopy/cult-ish they are? WOW, I mean if someone that didn’t work out that much popped on these boards they’d think anyone that even lifted was fucking nuts.

P.S. I love T-Nation and all its nuttiness[/quote]

best avatar i have seen in a long time…that is all

[quote]tom63 wrote:
I did crossfit when I was young. It was called being active . Powerlifting workout at lunch . Football , street hockey later at night. Maybe hoops. Unload coal for dad mid afternoon . I stretched at night.

I called it the Tom. Most people called it being active. Just because some silly ass packages being active to the yuppies , newbies, housewives etc doesn’t mean they’re doing it right . There’s this stuff called wrestling training , mma training , decathlon training , football or basketball training where they get in in pretty decent shape . You know , strong , fast , agile.

You want to “crossfit” call up a Martin Rooney , Mike Robertson , Eric Cressey , or josh Bryant . Theylle give you a program that will measurably improve multiple factors ( not to hard of you’re a beginner ) and you’ll do it safer .

Or do 5 3 1 and add in jump roping and hill sprints . You don’t need a gym full of zealots and crazy chicks who think they’re the bomb because they did a clean. [/quote]

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[quote]heavythrower wrote:

[quote]tom63 wrote:
I did crossfit when I was young. It was called being active . Powerlifting workout at lunch . Football , street hockey later at night. Maybe hoops. Unload coal for dad mid afternoon . I stretched at night.

I called it the Tom. Most people called it being active. Just because some silly ass packages being active to the yuppies , newbies, housewives etc doesn’t mean they’re doing it right . There’s this stuff called wrestling training , mma training , decathlon training , football or basketball training where they get in in pretty decent shape . You know , strong , fast , agile.

You want to “crossfit” call up a Martin Rooney , Mike Robertson , Eric Cressey , or josh Bryant . Theylle give you a program that will measurably improve multiple factors ( not to hard of you’re a beginner ) and you’ll do it safer .

Or do 5 3 1 and add in jump roping and hill sprints . You don’t need a gym full of zealots and crazy chicks who think they’re the bomb because they did a clean. [/quote]

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Agreed.

Jim Wendler shared this on facebook, pretty interesting and references the video that started this thread.

impact-pt.com/fitness/what-crossfit-is-and-isnt/

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X 3 …now go out and PLAY !

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
this video has been going around Facebook

apparently, that’s a real lift, some type of strongman lift.

thoughts from the TN community?[/quote]

Looks like they were trying for heavy single “hang power cleans.”

I imagine at lighter loads it looks prettier.

Typically the coaches allow this ugliness since it is not always trained in this fashion at heavy reps. The goal might have been to just get as much weight as humanly possible over head, regardless of how it looks (Crossfit does not always care about form because they believe in life sometimes we just have to get the weight up at all costs).