[quote]jtg987 wrote:
Mega Newb wrote:
After being on the internet for a while I heard the best come back to this kind of shit.
āIts about opening the pickle jar, not about how hard you try for your body weight to open the pickle jarā In other words who cares what you can lift for your body weight when I can throw you across the room and you couldnt budge me with a running start.
Another good one is, I prefer not to have to tell people my body weight for my lifts to become impresive
I like to follow that up with, āstay smallā or other random insults I give to people why try to take away from my accomplishments by casually throwing out insults at me durring our conversations.
Nothing better than one of those insults casually thrown into a conversation⦠My favorite is when people tell me they just wana get toned and ripped. They dont wana get ābigā like me⦠and then they make the fat guy arm motion with their hands, like to show that I have a big gut.
They usually do this after they ask me for advice on something. Like once they tell me that Il suddenly be like OHHHHHHH Hold on there man, I only told you do do skull crushers because I thought you wanted to be obese. Good thing you told me that, I had you set on a workout program for fat asses like my self.
lol i love it when they go i dont wanna get too big, when my friends ask for help they always go but i dont wanna be to big, i always reply with now if you start getting too big you can stop, they generally drop the subject completely.
the other thing is when people do incredibly light weights and you ask them why they dont go heavier and they reply im toning, i always laugh, i cant believe how many believe this, but i guess when they dont change there techniques it sorts out people who are serious and people who really dont care and are lazy
all i can say is cutting sucks ass, dont cut lol, do you do any cardio on a regular basis?
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ahh yes the ātonersā aka Im to much of a pussy to lift heavy weights and push my self. I think Il just get a pump in my biceps with 20lb dumbells.
Kids at my school argue with me over this toneing bullshit all the time. They also say steroids give you fat thumbs and that when you stop lifting your muscle turns to fat. Arching on bench will ruin your back and lifting heavy will stunt growth and benching to your chest is bad for your shoulders. They dont squat to paralel because of knee pain, yet they only started seeing the knee pain after months of super high squats with heavy weight.
Also, everyone has a bad back, EVERYONE. It doesnt matter how they know this, they just do. They might have pulled a muscle in their back when they were 6 and now 10 years later they are still talking about their bad back. However, their bad back only comes up when you want to do a deadlift or a squat workout. They have no problem with ugly power cleans, super ugly max deadlifts, horible form cheat curls and all that shit that actually will mess your back up.
I love the people who cheat on a exercise to get more weight, then say their way is harder. Not touching your chest makes it so much harder to bench, but when they try to touch their chest they get pinned. Oh I dont go all the way up or down on chins to keep pressure on my back, its harder. Yet full range of motion they cant crank out 3 reps.
High squats are paralel
Rack pulls are deadlifts
spotted benching is a new max
seated shoulder press spotted lockouts is military press
Leg press is squats
hack squat machine is front squats
And for some reason machines = real weight. I have had a kid tell me he benched 365x10, later on I found out it was on his bowflex with cables.
I could go on for days, which is why its easier just to not be nice to people and tell them how it is. Some time Im gonna print up like 25 studys to prove all the bullshit people say isnt true and carry it with me every where.