Male Physique-Girls Want vs. What Men Want to be

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]Alffi wrote:
Can’t have everything. Studies indicate that very high T-levels are correlated with lower intelligence; hence the stereotype of the meathead working the door. Women may avoid highly muscular based on this likelihood. The downside is that men who can write and speak coherently about various subjects often have unimpressive physiques. The strongest guy in the gym will not be the most charming.

An Indiana Jones/MacGyver type with superior wits and average genetics for sports can still outcome the average guy with training and look pretty good, though he won’t be as strong as the ogre with traps up his ears. Overall, I suppose women would prefer the MacGyver type since he combines the best qualities of both the human and animal kingdom.

He has a brain and is stronger than just about any woman (statistically ‘masculine’) though he is not as strong and big as a gorilla. The local bouncer has the strength and smarts of a gorilla and lacks the diversity. [/quote]

I guess this explains why I’ve been getting laid by accident ever since I was 15; brains AND body. Thank you for the illumination sir. You do serve a purpose. [/quote]
Or alternatively what Hallowed said: T-Vixens like T-men. Like attracts like, so there will always be a market for brawny men, among certain women.

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

I’ve been getting laid by accident [/quote]

So many possibilities…

Nards, my liege, this one is yours.

I think the study is flawed. As a member said ,what they say and how they act are two different things.
In the study Zyzz comes last but he fucked 100’s of girls and all hot girls too and they begged him to fuck him. Obviously for his body as he walked around shirtless and his whole thing was about being as shredded as possible. Proberly fucked more then all the guys in the study even though he had less cash and fame

[quote]PB Andy wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Most average women are hideous. I don’t care what they want.

Most hot chicks like dudes who are strong and in shape.

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Good God this was great.[/quote]

Made the entire thread worth it.

[quote]Alffi wrote:
Can’t have everything. Studies indicate that very high T-levels are correlated with lower intelligence; hence the stereotype of the meathead working the door. Women may avoid highly muscular based on this likelihood. The downside is that men who can write and speak coherently about various subjects often have unimpressive physiques. The strongest guy in the gym will not be the most charming.
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The real mystery is how you’ve managed to sidestep all of the above traits. ^

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:
I saw a TV segment on body image where they went to a school and tried to “de-sensitize” kids to unrealistic standards set by media and advertising, etc.

Part of it involved showing pudgy adolescent boys photos of ‘traditional’ male models (meaning muscular) and pics of the new breed of underfed emo clotheshorses…

The truly retarded part was that the kids were being led by the nose through a debate which put muscular builds in a negative light (comments were made on the personalities of each model based on their look: “you have to be really vain to work out that much”; “it’s unattainable”) and the skinny builds were promoted (“he looks far more down to earth”).

^ All that was to make the kids feel better about themselves. Which in and of itself is no bad thing, but these weren’t airbrushed like the rest of the photos they discussed.[/quote]

…which is just as bad as women creaming over a Brad Pitt photo but then claiming they want that on a guy who spends zero time maintaining it.

Somehow, society has gained the idea that anyone who would spend significant time in the gym is “self centered, vain, and possibly dumb”…all while glorifying some of the most shallow, vain and self centered celebrity images, including people who are famous just for existing.

I mean, why is anyone talking about the Hilton sisters?

Look, none of this is new to any of us. I bet most guys here have had issues with some past girlfriend we either directly dated or knew indirectly acting like time in the gym was unimportant and belonged to her.

All I have learned in life…is that women want EVERY FUCKING THING.

They want IT ALL…right the fuck now.

They want the guy with great looks, great personality, great bank account…who only has time for her, only thinks about her, only lives for her…who is funny and makes her friends jealous all at the same time…but who puts no effort into the gym because he must have all of this NATURALLY (whatever the fuck that means).

It is about as realistic as a guy saying, “I want a girl who looks like Beyonce…but I want her to look like that first thing in the morning with no makeup…and no watching what she eats…and no air brushing!”

It’s bullshit nonsense for any guy on the planet to live his life concerned about what unrealistic people want from them.

Be your fucking self.

If you are a gym rat, be that. Any ho who can’t grasp that can move on.

Any dude still worried about what all women want is likely too inexperienced to realize they don’t even know what they want…so the best way to be happy, is to find out who you are…love that person, find out all of the strengths of that person and all of the weaknesses…and work on improving those… and tell everyone else to eat a dick if they don’t like it.

Who cares what the average woman wants if they don’t even know?[/quote]

You give a lot of great advice but this is by far my favorite thing you have ever posted.

And as usual muggins here gets overlooked for his part in it…

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

They are Canadians, wait till Edgy hears about this.

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Oh shit, things are about to get real.[/quote]

:-P[/quote]

You do know that the man with the “morans” sign was a plant from a radio show, right?[/quote]

You do know what an ongoing silly Canadian vs American fake argument is?

Edgy is obsessed with Canada and invading because he is silly, a viking and a ginger.

[quote]Seouldier wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:
I saw a TV segment on body image where they went to a school and tried to “de-sensitize” kids to unrealistic standards set by media and advertising, etc.

Part of it involved showing pudgy adolescent boys photos of ‘traditional’ male models (meaning muscular) and pics of the new breed of underfed emo clotheshorses…

The truly retarded part was that the kids were being led by the nose through a debate which put muscular builds in a negative light (comments were made on the personalities of each model based on their look: “you have to be really vain to work out that much”; “it’s unattainable”) and the skinny builds were promoted (“he looks far more down to earth”).

^ All that was to make the kids feel better about themselves. Which in and of itself is no bad thing, but these weren’t airbrushed like the rest of the photos they discussed.[/quote]

…which is just as bad as women creaming over a Brad Pitt photo but then claiming they want that on a guy who spends zero time maintaining it.

Somehow, society has gained the idea that anyone who would spend significant time in the gym is “self centered, vain, and possibly dumb”…all while glorifying some of the most shallow, vain and self centered celebrity images, including people who are famous just for existing.

I mean, why is anyone talking about the Hilton sisters?

Look, none of this is new to any of us. I bet most guys here have had issues with some past girlfriend we either directly dated or knew indirectly acting like time in the gym was unimportant and belonged to her.

All I have learned in life…is that women want EVERY FUCKING THING.

They want IT ALL…right the fuck now.

They want the guy with great looks, great personality, great bank account…who only has time for her, only thinks about her, only lives for her…who is funny and makes her friends jealous all at the same time…but who puts no effort into the gym because he must have all of this NATURALLY (whatever the fuck that means).

It is about as realistic as a guy saying, “I want a girl who looks like Beyonce…but I want her to look like that first thing in the morning with no makeup…and no watching what she eats…and no air brushing!”

It’s bullshit nonsense for any guy on the planet to live his life concerned about what unrealistic people want from them.

Be your fucking self.

If you are a gym rat, be that. Any ho who can’t grasp that can move on.

Any dude still worried about what all women want is likely too inexperienced to realize they don’t even know what they want…so the best way to be happy, is to find out who you are…love that person, find out all of the strengths of that person and all of the weaknesses…and work on improving those… and tell everyone else to eat a dick if they don’t like it.

Who cares what the average woman wants if they don’t even know?[/quote]

You give a lot of great advice but this is by far my favorite thing you have ever posted.[/quote]

Boom goes the dynamite.

[quote]Alffi wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]Alffi wrote:
Can’t have everything. Studies indicate that very high T-levels are correlated with lower intelligence; hence the stereotype of the meathead working the door. Women may avoid highly muscular based on this likelihood. The downside is that men who can write and speak coherently about various subjects often have unimpressive physiques. The strongest guy in the gym will not be the most charming.

An Indiana Jones/MacGyver type with superior wits and average genetics for sports can still outcome the average guy with training and look pretty good, though he won’t be as strong as the ogre with traps up his ears. Overall, I suppose women would prefer the MacGyver type since he combines the best qualities of both the human and animal kingdom.

He has a brain and is stronger than just about any woman (statistically ‘masculine’) though he is not as strong and big as a gorilla. The local bouncer has the strength and smarts of a gorilla and lacks the diversity. [/quote]

I guess this explains why I’ve been getting laid by accident ever since I was 15; brains AND body. Thank you for the illumination sir. You do serve a purpose. [/quote]
Or alternatively what Hallowed said: T-Vixens like T-men. Like attracts like, so there will always be a market for brawny men, among certain women. [/quote]

Sorry. I do not liken myself in any relative form to a “t-vixen”. Nope.

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

I’ve been getting laid by accident [/quote]

So many possibilities…

Nards, my liege, this one is yours.[/quote]

LOL

Fire away!

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
I guess this explains why I’ve been getting laid by accident ever since I was 15; brains AND body. [/quote]

OMG I accidentally teh whole cheerleading team!

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
I guess this explains why I’ve been getting laid by accident ever since I was 15; brains AND body. [/quote]

OMG I accidentally teh whole cheerleading team![/quote]

In teh butt!

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
I guess this explains why I’ve been getting laid by accident ever since I was 15; brains AND body. [/quote]

OMG I accidentally teh whole cheerleading team![/quote]

Excuse me miss, but it seems you have slipped and fallen upon my cock when I wasn’t looking. Do you require any assistance?

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
I guess this explains why I’ve been getting laid by accident ever since I was 15; brains AND body. [/quote]

OMG I accidentally teh whole cheerleading team![/quote]

Excuse me miss, but it seems you have slipped and fallen upon my cock when I wasn’t looking. Do you require any assistance?[/quote]

THIS!!

Who needs a study. Newton proved Gravity is the greatest attraction. One day after a heavy Squat session Sir Issac went to rest and woke to the fine Round Apple Bottom of a bar wench bouncing upon his mighty scientific Cock.

Studies…fucktards, shame on you all

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
I guess this explains why I’ve been getting laid by accident ever since I was 15; brains AND body. [/quote]

OMG I accidentally teh whole cheerleading team![/quote]

Excuse me miss, but it seems you have slipped and fallen upon my cock when I wasn’t looking. Do you require any assistance?[/quote]

That’s a great excuse to use with the significant other.

“But honey, you know my history of accidentally getting laid-- I swear, I was at the supermarket, and her cart hit mine, and we fell, and she fell right on my cock with her vagoo!”

If you look at the picture on the left of pit and then look to the picture on the right of Zane they kind of look like before and after pictures…no?

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
I guess this explains why I’ve been getting laid by accident ever since I was 15; brains AND body. [/quote]

OMG I accidentally teh whole cheerleading team![/quote]

Excuse me miss, but it seems you have slipped and fallen upon my cock when I wasn’t looking. Do you require any assistance?[/quote]

That’s a great excuse to use with the significant other.

“But honey, you know my history of accidentally getting laid-- I swear, I was at the supermarket, and her cart hit mine, and we fell, and she fell right on my cock with her vagoo!”[/quote]

That sir, is EXACTLY how it happens.

Or, “excuse me madam, but I couldn’t help but to notice that my cock is somehow lodged within your open mouth. were you yawning? Because I was merely airing out my junk. serendipitous indeed.”

one time i saved up all my feces for a year and made a snowman type thing

[quote]Think tank fish wrote:

People tend to overestimate their own potential and under-appreciate other peoples achievments.
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Truthgasm.