[quote]cueball wrote:
Asked her to guess my BF %, she asked my height and weight, …hit her with the shoe I was holding.[/quote]
LMFAO!!!
Brilliant!
[quote]IFlashBack wrote:
Life’s that tough huh? [/quote]
This is officially the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life hahahahahaha!!!
[quote]SuperVillian wrote:
[quote]IFlashBack wrote:
Life’s that tough huh? [/quote]
This is officially the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life hahahahahaha!!![/quote]
Indeed.
[quote]cueball wrote:
Asked her to guess my BF %, she asked my height and weight, …hit her with the shoe I was holding.[/quote]
Oh damn perfection
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
[quote]cueball wrote:
Asked her to guess my BF %, she asked my height and weight, …hit her with the shoe I was holding.[/quote]
LMFAO!!!
Brilliant![/quote]
Cueball wins the internetz
About 9 months ago my girlfriend asked for rougher sex than usual (we have alot of it), so I went rough, she said slap me, so I did.
She freaked like hell, we almost broke up.
Every now and then she brings it up and talks about that it scared her and shit, I seriously don´t get it, she asked me and I´m still the bad guy… Some girls are so strange.
Worst ever was probably my ex, she was drunk like hell and started attacking me, I pushed her in defense, she moved out and left… First thing I did was take photos of all the damage she did on me, after about 10 minutes of her bashing like crazy and me just soaking it up, AND I went to a my doctor so he could document it in case she went to the cops about me pushing her. BE PREPARED
Where do you all meet these fucking people?
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
Where do you all meet these fucking people? [/quote]
You can find them anywhere. We tend to call them “women”. That’s all you need to know.
[quote]JohnofTall wrote:
About 9 months ago my girlfriend asked for rougher sex than usual (we have alot of it), so I went rough, she said slap me, so I did.
She freaked like hell, we almost broke up.
Every now and then she brings it up and talks about that it scared her and shit, I seriously don´t get it, she asked me and I´m still the bad guy… Some girls are so strange.
Worst ever was probably my ex, she was drunk like hell and started attacking me, I pushed her in defense, she moved out and left… First thing I did was take photos of all the damage she did on me, after about 10 minutes of her bashing like crazy and me just soaking it up, AND I went to a my doctor so he could document it in case she went to the cops about me pushing her. BE PREPARED[/quote]
You should never indulge someone’s request to be violent, especially in intimate situations.
However, being capable of violence toward those you claim to love is a HUGE red flag.
If violence is even a consideration between people, love between them is impossible.
[quote]TooHuman wrote:
[quote]JohnofTall wrote:
About 9 months ago my girlfriend asked for rougher sex than usual (we have alot of it), so I went rough, she said slap me, so I did.
She freaked like hell, we almost broke up.
Every now and then she brings it up and talks about that it scared her and shit, I seriously donÃ?´t get it, she asked me and IÃ?´m still the bad guy… Some girls are so strange.
Worst ever was probably my ex, she was drunk like hell and started attacking me, I pushed her in defense, she moved out and left… First thing I did was take photos of all the damage she did on me, after about 10 minutes of her bashing like crazy and me just soaking it up, AND I went to a my doctor so he could document it in case she went to the cops about me pushing her. BE PREPARED[/quote]
You should never indulge someone’s request to be violent, especially in intimate situations.
However, being capable of violence toward those you claim to love is a HUGE red flag.
If violence is even a consideration between people, love between them is impossible.
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I dunno about all that… Just don’t forget your safe word!
[quote]legendaryblaze wrote:
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
Where do you all meet these fucking people? [/quote]
You can find them anywhere. We tend to call them “women”. That’s all you need to know.[/quote]
Not true. You just think that because you end up with assholes.
You attract what you deserve.
Think about that for a moment.
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]SuperVillian wrote:
[quote]IFlashBack wrote:
Life’s that tough huh? [/quote]
This is officially the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life hahahahahaha!!![/quote]
Indeed.[/quote]
Flashback just won the T-Nation cup. Game over folks. Close the forums.
This would test all of my self-restraint:
[quote]bodiggity_27 wrote:
This would test all of my self-restraint:
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Assuming the video is “real”, of which i’m a bit skeptical, I think this topic is interesting.
First, I’ll say it’s not cool to bust someone’s stuff “to teach a lesson”. Second, if she’s tired of being ignored for the XBox, then just dump the guy. Why would she think doing what she did would “fix” her relationship?
Last, are dude’s really playing video games that much that they would be, as she says, ignoring their girlfriends? Video games are cool and all, but I can only take so much of playing them. I haven’t owned a console since Playstation 2. Even then, when I was single, I could only get into a game for an hour or so.
This whole thing just doesn’t quite compute for me. Maybe that’s why I question the authenticity of the video.
Oh, and her use of a club is so stereotypical of a girl it’s hilarious. She should have stuck to dropping it.
Jesus Christ, she swings like a girl.
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
Jesus Christ, she swings like a girl.[/quote]
lol perfect response.
i kind of doubt the video’s real, too, to be honest. i just found it semi-amusing. and if that shit ever really happened to me, god would i be pissed. but i still wouldn’t ever hit a woman. i’d just leave her ass so fast her head would spin.
[quote]bodiggity_27 wrote:
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
Jesus Christ, she swings like a girl.[/quote]
lol perfect response.
i kind of doubt the video’s real, too, to be honest. i just found it semi-amusing. and if that shit ever really happened to me, god would i be pissed. but i still wouldn’t ever hit a woman. i’d just leave her ass so fast her head would spin.[/quote]
Do you actually sit and game so long and often for this scenario to be a possibility for you?
[quote]cueball wrote:
[quote]bodiggity_27 wrote:
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
Jesus Christ, she swings like a girl.[/quote]
lol perfect response.
i kind of doubt the video’s real, too, to be honest. i just found it semi-amusing. and if that shit ever really happened to me, god would i be pissed. but i still wouldn’t ever hit a woman. i’d just leave her ass so fast her head would spin.[/quote]
Do you actually sit and game so long and often for this scenario to be a possibility for you?
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The last two games I played through were Uncharted 1 and 2. I played them for 3-4 hrs at a time but my wife was sitting there watching the whole time. She got so wrapped up in the story of the game she kept wanting to know what happened next. Couple times I had to tell her I needed a break. Chalk that one up to cool wife problems I guess.
[quote]cueball wrote:
[quote]bodiggity_27 wrote:
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
Jesus Christ, she swings like a girl.[/quote]
lol perfect response.
i kind of doubt the video’s real, too, to be honest. i just found it semi-amusing. and if that shit ever really happened to me, god would i be pissed. but i still wouldn’t ever hit a woman. i’d just leave her ass so fast her head would spin.[/quote]
Do you actually sit and game so long and often for this scenario to be a possibility for you?
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no. that video was just the first thing i thought of when i saw this thread. i never meant for anyone to take it very seriously.