Let’s talk about it.
Music with lyrics
Watching Sports
Parties or other large social events
Staying up late
Hugging, cuddling or other forms of intimate touch
Recreational drugs and alcohol
Road trip (any travel that requires long periods of time in a vehicle)
Risky sports (e.g., downhill skiing, snowboarding, surfing, mountain biking)
To be fair, I’m into stuff that most people would definitely not get, so 
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You mean, songs?
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Sex with my ex-girlfriend.
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I like instrumental music
Lyrics are distracting to me
Black licorice
Batman
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The list would be a lot shorter if it was things I did get.
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This won the internet for me today!!! 
What about the Batman who uses guns? (The grim knight)
EDM
Bringing your dog everywhere (like restaurants if it’s not a service animal)
Room temperature water
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Idolatry
Queso - watered down white nacho cheese?
Squatted trucks
Thirsty broads on Instagram
This is what the Punisher is, except he actually kills the bad guys.
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This was my first thought too.
Also by extension, any guy who is into shoes/kicks/whatever.
Black and white movies.
Homeschooling.
Rasins.
The taste of cough syrup or fernet. I would rather taste the blood I cough up.
Team sports.
Not reading the last page of a book first or avoiding spoilers for a movie/tv show.
Going all-in on exterior seasonal home decorations.
Making your hometown a crucial part of your identity.
Furries.
People who say Denny’s is better than Waffle House.
The Church of Latter Day Saints.
Comic books/manga.
Sweeping the floor before wiping down the counters.
Disney-obsessed adults.
That should be enough for now.
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Yes! WTF? I work with people (clients) who go regularly, and who are not wealthy. Why?
People who make boxed brownies or pancakes. It only takes like one more step to make them from scratch, and then they’re 100 times better.
Parents who allow their little girls to wear heels. Their job is to play, not have a jutted seduction ass.
Fresh makeup at the gym. I have no problem with women who look like they just crawled out of bed after a night at the bar, with mascara smeared all over their faces, but to apply it to work out? I don’t get it.
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Yes, I’ve always been fascinated with the bigger theme here: basing one’s identity or personality around XYZ.
I’ve known people whose entire identity revolved around their love of Harry Potter, horror movies, weed, the type of vehicle they drive, the type of diet they prefer (vegans and carnivores – different sides of the same mental disorder sometimes), a sports team, how good they were at a high school sport decades ago, and, yes, bodybuilding/fitness.
All those things are fine, but they sell themselves short as complete human beings by narrowing down. I want to grab them and say, “There’s more to you than this!” At least, I hope there is. And I’ll give teenagers a pass. We were all weird and trying on different hats.
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Voting
Bars
Alcohol
The Bible
Ramen
Pro sports
Golf
Anal sex
Social Media
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I have a major beef with fashion.
The thing that drives me the most insane is shoes/boots/heels that have a pointy toe. That’s what’s “in” right now.
But it’s so obviously not how feet are shaped. And all these women are wondering why they have bunions.
“Do you not see the connection?! You spent decades putting your toes in triangle prison, and now you’re shocked that your feet are deformed?!”
And yet, all the 30 year old fashion influencers are still telling us to get these retarded pointy toe shoes because that is what they think looks the best… with zero recognition of how it mutilates the foot. I AM SO MAD.
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Girl, SAME!!
Also:
Bacon. Yeah, I said it.
Cats. They smell, they look like overgrown rats, and they’re little @ssholes. #teamdog
Alcohol. Especially going out and spending like, $20 on one drink. Ridiculous.
Influencers.
Fantasy Football.
Politics. Specifically, arguing about it. No one is going to change anyone’s mind with their three paragraph or 15 minute rant.
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. There are far better candy choices.
Jeans. Zero comfort. Zero.
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7 for all Mankind in Dojo. If you need a shorter inseam, go with the tailorless version. So soft. Makes butts look their absolute best. 
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