So it’s that time of the year again, and if you’re a college student, you know what I’m talking about. That’s right, the semester is about to start, and even worse, the spring semester. All of those worthless sacks of shit with their new years resolutions and ambitions to look good naked during spring break are back in full force, and tonight was no exception.
So I get to the gym tonight, pleasantly surprised that it is not as packed as I thought. About half way through my workout, there are a group of four pathetic assholes huddled around a bench, you know what I am talking about, the group with usually 3 pathetic nerds and then the big fat ass who thinks he is frank mcgrath showing his boys how shit is done.
Well this fat sack of shit gets done benching his second set (finally moving up to plates) and then him and two of his friends start telling the one kid it is his turn. And I fucking kid you not this kid goes, “No, I do not want to go, I am scared.” To which I responded to in my head with “…” As I sat there staring at this group just completely taken aback by this kids lack of effort and his friends mesmerizing love handles, I looked further down the gym and what do I see? I see this girl pumping out dumbbell clean and presses and then super setting them with dead lifts. Needless to say I was impressed by that.
That pissed me off. There you have a girl busting her ass for no reason at all and then some dumb prick who is too much of a chicken shit to even attempt to better himself. I think I am getting a membership to the dungeon this semester, clemson guys.
Thanks, Shakespeare.
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Here, I’ll post this, you know, so you dont have to.
[quote]Jacked Diesel wrote:
And I fucking kid you not this kid goes, “No, I do not want to go, I am scared.” [/quote]
Please tell me that you’re paraphrasing what he said and he did not actually use the words “I am scared.”
I’d rather get pinned under a measly weight than admit to being too scared to try. What a douche.
Mr. Diesel
As an experienced strength trainer you have the responsibility, if not the obligation, to provide mentorship to those less fortunate than you in the strength department. Just imagine the flush of pride you’ll feel when one of your protege’s blossoms into a full fledged lifter.
And, haha, don’t forget to make sure they eat a well balanced diet (absolutely no soy products). I think your felloe classmate Stronghold would be an excellent candidate for your mentorship program. Keep us posted on his progress.
that was actually funny rrjc, haha.
and ya, I quoted that kid, he said “I am scared.”
And as far as giving someone guidance in the gym, I think the hawt fat guy was doing a great job.
[quote]malonetd wrote:
Your stories kinda suck.[/quote]
thats funny, you tend to post in all of them.
This is a good thread. I always enjoy reading your little deep thoughts diesel, it reminds me of why I lift down stairs. Let me know and I will get you papers so you can join.
[quote]Razorslim wrote:
Mr. Diesel
As an experienced strength trainer you have the responsibility, if not the obligation, to provide mentorship to those less fortunate than you in the strength department. Just imagine the flush of pride you’ll feel when one of your protege’s blossoms into a full fledged lifter.
And, haha, don’t forget to make sure they eat a well balanced diet (absolutely no soy products). I think your felloe classmate Stronghold would be an excellent candidate for your mentorship program. Keep us posted on his progress.[/quote]
Wait. Im sorry, who the fuck are you? I need mentoring in the gym? I think were the same size dicko, why dont you cruise on down to the local 24 hours planet hollywood fitness and down a soy latte protein shake to follow that nice tall glass of shut the fuck up.
After that you can go almost scream at an old lady for parking in the fire lane and then come back to T-Nation to tell everyone about how you almost stood up and did your civic duty as badass fucktard.
[quote]Stronghold wrote:
This is a good thread. I always enjoy reading your little deep thoughts diesel, it reminds me of why I lift down stairs. Let me know and I will get you papers so you can join.
Razorslim wrote:
Mr. Diesel
As an experienced strength trainer you have the responsibility, if not the obligation, to provide mentorship to those less fortunate than you in the strength department. Just imagine the flush of pride you’ll feel when one of your protege’s blossoms into a full fledged lifter.
And, haha, don’t forget to make sure they eat a well balanced diet (absolutely no soy products). I think your felloe classmate Stronghold would be an excellent candidate for your mentorship program. Keep us posted on his progress.
Wait. Im sorry, who the fuck are you? I need mentoring in the gym? I think were the same size dicko, why dont you cruise on down to the local 24 hours planet hollywood fitness and down a soy latte protein shake to follow that nice tall glass of shut the fuck up.
After that you can go almost scream at an old lady for parking in the fire lane and then come back to T-Nation to tell everyone about how you almost stood up and did your civic duty as badass fucktard.[/quote]
I thought all I had to do was go to the tiger one office.
My semester hasn’t started yet, but I can’t wait for the new years resolutioners.
So far, semester break has the place empty. I’m not too concerned. There’s around 10 oly platforms in my school’s gym. They can’t use all of them for curls. Most never make it past the dumbbell area.
Did you get the girl’s number?
Nah, youve got to sign up through the club. There are forms and stuff to fill out to cover liability and all of that.
[quote]boyscout wrote:
Did you get the girl’s number?[/quote]
of course he didn’t…he was too busy watching the boys…
[quote]Stronghold wrote:
This is a good thread. I always enjoy reading your little deep thoughts diesel, it reminds me of why I lift down stairs. Let me know and I will get you papers so you can join.
Razorslim wrote:
Mr. Diesel
As an experienced strength trainer you have the responsibility, if not the obligation, to provide mentorship to those less fortunate than you in the strength department. Just imagine the flush of pride you’ll feel when one of your protege’s blossoms into a full fledged lifter.
And, haha, don’t forget to make sure they eat a well balanced diet (absolutely no soy products). I think your felloe classmate Stronghold would be an excellent candidate for your mentorship program. Keep us posted on his progress.
Wait. Im sorry, who the fuck are you? I need mentoring in the gym? I think were the same size dicko, why dont you cruise on down to the local 24 hours planet hollywood fitness and down a soy latte protein shake to follow that nice tall glass of shut the fuck up.
After that you can go almost scream at an old lady for parking in the fire lane and then come back to T-Nation to tell everyone about how you almost stood up and did your civic duty as badass fucktard.[/quote]
Wow, I must have hit a raw nerve. I actually like all you Clemson guys.
I hope your knee feels better Thomas.
No homo
[quote]StevenF wrote:
boyscout wrote:
Did you get the girl’s number?
of course he didn’t…he was too busy watching the boys… [/quote]
Sad but true.
[quote]Razorslim wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
This is a good thread. I always enjoy reading your little deep thoughts diesel, it reminds me of why I lift down stairs. Let me know and I will get you papers so you can join.
Razorslim wrote:
Mr. Diesel
As an experienced strength trainer you have the responsibility, if not the obligation, to provide mentorship to those less fortunate than you in the strength department. Just imagine the flush of pride you’ll feel when one of your protege’s blossoms into a full fledged lifter.
And, haha, don’t forget to make sure they eat a well balanced diet (absolutely no soy products). I think your felloe classmate Stronghold would be an excellent candidate for your mentorship program. Keep us posted on his progress.
Wait. Im sorry, who the fuck are you? I need mentoring in the gym? I think were the same size dicko, why dont you cruise on down to the local 24 hours planet hollywood fitness and down a soy latte protein shake to follow that nice tall glass of shut the fuck up.
After that you can go almost scream at an old lady for parking in the fire lane and then come back to T-Nation to tell everyone about how you almost stood up and did your civic duty as badass fucktard.
Wow, I must have hit a raw nerve. I actually like all you Clemson guys.
I hope your knee feels better Thomas.
No homo
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Thanks man. Sorry I flipped out. It was the creatine rage.
I love you hunniebuns.
No homo.
I’m not going to get into all this Clemson shit–I saw the results of the other thread, it wasn’t pretty. That said, I’m already sick of the revolutioners and it’s been a week. God I can’t wait till March when it gets sunny again and all the fat asses waddle out of the gym for the next 9 months.
I just had to deal with some jackass doing curls in the squat rack (yeah, that old shit)…with 10 lbs. on each side! We even have a friggin’ straight curl bar with its own stand just for this jackass, and he decides to take up the damn squat rack.
And yes, I mentioned that we have the curl bar. He was nice enough and hopped out of the squat rack quick, which was a good thing. But I just hate having to deal with this year after year, always the same types and you almost NEVER see them stick with it.
[quote]Stronghold wrote:
Razorslim wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
This is a good thread. I always enjoy reading your little deep thoughts diesel, it reminds me of why I lift down stairs. Let me know and I will get you papers so you can join.
Razorslim wrote:
Mr. Diesel
As an experienced strength trainer you have the responsibility, if not the obligation, to provide mentorship to those less fortunate than you in the strength department. Just imagine the flush of pride you’ll feel when one of your protege’s blossoms into a full fledged lifter.
And, haha, don’t forget to make sure they eat a well balanced diet (absolutely no soy products). I think your felloe classmate Stronghold would be an excellent candidate for your mentorship program. Keep us posted on his progress.
Wait. Im sorry, who the fuck are you? I need mentoring in the gym? I think were the same size dicko, why dont you cruise on down to the local 24 hours planet hollywood fitness and down a soy latte protein shake to follow that nice tall glass of shut the fuck up.
After that you can go almost scream at an old lady for parking in the fire lane and then come back to T-Nation to tell everyone about how you almost stood up and did your civic duty as badass fucktard.
Wow, I must have hit a raw nerve. I actually like all you Clemson guys.
I hope your knee feels better Thomas.
No homo
Thanks man. Sorry I flipped out. It was the creatine rage.
I love you hunniebuns.
No homo.[/quote]
I get those too but a nice soy latte protein shake calms me down. Sometimes I’ll get a double if I am really having a bad day
[quote]BF Bullpup wrote:
StevenF wrote:
boyscout wrote:
Did you get the girl’s number?
of course he didn’t…he was too busy watching the boys…
Sad but true.[/quote]
haha, it’s awlways funny when someone who is into yu-gi-oh starts talking shit. Keep working towards that one laptop for every child bullshit and save the earth pal.
Hey just be glad you are at Fike and not a commercial gym!
I was working out last night and there were all these damn metro chicken shits everywhere. You know the ones I’m talking about. They have the crisp new T-shirts and shorts and the brand new lifting gloves that they bought for the new year. They then sit on the bench for 1/2 and hour not doing a damn thing but thinking about how HUUUUGE they are getting.
Then you have all of the dumbass trainers getting these chicken shits to do worthless exercises. I shit you not, a trainer was having a guy do decline bench WITH THE BAR. Oh and it didn’t help that this guy was wearing lifting gloves…I mean really could 45lbs hurt your hands that bad?
At least you still have hot college girls to watch either doing cardio, abs, or actually lifting. I get to see all the fat ass older females trying to lose the gut they got stuffing themselves with pie last month.
[quote]Jacked Diesel wrote:
BF Bullpup wrote:
StevenF wrote:
boyscout wrote:
Did you get the girl’s number?
of course he didn’t…he was too busy watching the boys…
Sad but true.
haha, it’s awlways funny when someone who is into yu-gi-oh starts talking shit. Keep working towards that one laptop for every child bullshit and save the earth pal.[/quote]
Hey man we all know that a starving kid in Africa wants a laptop! I mean clearly he can eat it and live for another day!
Or even better he’ll get a shinny new laptop and the Revolutionary Guard will cut his arms off so they can trade it for a new AK-47.
What a dumbass idea…