Hmmmm…a bodybuilding cult. Sounds promising. It’s already kind of cultish so this is clearly the next step.
How do we ward off the demons though?
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1mg AI a day keeps the Demons away
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Now I have thought way to much about this.
Our symbol should be an oak tree, obviously.
Holy book includes chapters such as “Yeah, Buddy”, “Lamentations of their Women”, “You wouldn’t Like me when I’m Angry”, and of course “I’ll be Back”.
Honored sacraments are important including, “The removal of sleeves”, “The first posing trunks” and “Conference of the Belt”
Prayer positions: “A** to Grass”, “Loaded Barbell”, and “The ab Wheel”
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You truly have thought about this waaayyyy to much… lol
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Gotta think about something while trying to get the kids to sleep.
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Guys: Arthur Jones already did this.
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Okay, which thread is it?
He won’t tell you. Just give you a vague reply that leads you to check his recent posts only to find out there’s too much to sift through.
I, on the other hand will tell you. For $5.
It’s the rate my physique sub forum 110lb chick/maybe not chick.
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I think we need some thread with a compilation of great posts like these.
The best one I can recall was from a guy with the username “rape_69” or something similar. When called out on his username, he said meant to write “grape” but he spelled it wrong and then followed up with “grape is my favorite vegetable”.
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I just read through that guys whole log. Yikes. I feel like this is a schizoid personality disorder. Just wow
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His log gave me goosebumps. Stories of demons from the quoran are twice as scary as demons from the old testament. Scared the crap out of me when I was growing up.
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Also I had to google “cold approach” I feel like I learn something new on tnation every day.
Thank you for making me spit some of my lunch out when reading this. Quality
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I’m gonna be honest. I feel sorry for @pecsmex. The perfectly reasonable - check out my abs thread (which I will be honest are amazing) has descended into creepy crazy guy doing creepy crazy shit.
I doubt we’ll see her again.
FYI - I say thate here so I don’t inflame the crazy creepy guy at all. The thread seems to have chilled out. Not point poking it with a stick.
It chilled out cus his account was suspended until sept. 7. I feel bad for her too. She seems badass. But hey at least the guys of tnation came in and whomped the simp.
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Yeah - he’s a creep. And its nice to see a rally around in case she needs it.
Just so you all know I’m not making this up, and how funny the original posts were:
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It stems from a obvious ( borderline inappropriate)advance from a member in the rate my physique forum regarding a ripped girl.
I think it goes without saying that some form of a whopping was on the horizon.
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I am just glad that we didn’t have to witness an underwear pics competition or whatever.
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