Do Fat People Piss You Off a Little?

You can’t say that the fatties aren’t inventive…maximizing the amount of sugar water they can carry in their cart while still retaining as much room as possible for the essentials: sugary cereal, chips/crackers/cookies, fruit juices that have zero actual fruit, little debbie snacks, ice cream, and whatever else processed, packaged, sugar/carb bomb they can find.

Also, this picture is sort of rare…most land whales know that you can fit the MOST amount of sugar water on the very bottom of the cart-when you buy 12-packs of cans! Especially those sweet deals like “buy 4 12-packs, get 1 free!” Jackpot…

I’ve seen entire bottom shelfs of carts packed to the gills with 9+ 12-packs of cans! the very symmetrical shape of the 12-pack makes for perfect stacking.

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this made me laugh whilst also making me want a Dr pepper, haven’t had one of those in yonks,

I encountered one today. I’m at the grocery store checkout, loading my stuff on the belt. Suddenly, a voice behind me says “You shouldn’t eat that many vegetables.”

I turn around and see someone with the drinks on the side of the cart, and if I had a twin, we could fit in each leg of their pants.

I asked why they thought I was getting too much - I like vegetables. Apparently pesticides are bad for your health.

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The ones I am friends with took up that diet not because of any health reasons but animal well-being.
There’s this one girl, though, that I suspect is only a vegetarian because she needs some sort of identity.

Now that is funny. But, sadly true.

I completely agree…and it is also that very same line of thinking why we have seen such an explosion of “I think I’m trans” or “I identify as queer”[does anyone know what the fuck that means or how that is different from gay? I sure as shit can’t figure it out. I can only think they simply wanted to add a cute little “Q” to their alphabet lol…LGBTQWXYZR2D2].

So, all of the sudden, in the 21st century, people randomly decided they were born the wrong gender? No, I don’t think so…I think much of it is due to, as @darnell_becker said, needing some sort of “in fashion/cool” identity and being able to say you are not just some boring old “white, female, middle class from the suburbs”…that apparently is NOT cool and not in vogue with social justice warriors/liberals. Yeah, it’s way cooler to say you are a woman trapped in a man’s body, and by the way, you want to suddenly play “women’s” basketball (and dunk on some bitches)

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I think it’s mostly that, yes… I mean, I get it, we’ve all been teenagers, we’ve been trough such phases. It’s normal. Thing is, you can be a goth or a punker an settle into normal adulthood. Not so much if you took puberty blockers in your teens.

I don’t think even regular, old-fashioned gays know what the fuck is going on.
Ever watch Sense 8? It’s a Netflix show by the Wachowski bros/sis. There’s a character in the series that used to be a man, but transitioned, and has a girlfriend.
So, this person likes women, and decides to chop off his cock so he can be with women, but as a women?
Makes no sense to me. What’s the point of that? Wouldn’t a cock be a good tool to have at your disposal if you’re into women?

It’s silly. It’s like Louis CK having his hands cut off to install some hooks.

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Social media made too many people think their “identity” is who they are so they go looking for one. Look at meeeeeeeee

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Its more or less made people shallow…
Where people only fixated on one aspect of who they truly are. Ironically its the one that will get them attention be it positive or negative sadly.

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“Gym Rat”

“Alt-Girl”

Insert Ethnicity

Insert Any Subcategory of Gay

“Country”

I like to stay away from anyone obsessed with labels, they lack confidence.

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Dog mom … cringe

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When i hear that… i assuming they never had actual kids.

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That can be used interchangeably with feminist

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Usually and an unhealthy obsession with their dogs.

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Likely they have sex with them too

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Gives a whole new meaning to " whoes a good boy? You’re a good boy!"

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Its bizarre and unhealthy

Oh its beyond that!

Disgusting ?

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I had a veterinarian refer to me as my dog’s daddy. I love my dog but I’ve never thought of him as my son or a stand in for a child. The label man’s best friend isn’t enough anymore?

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