Brock Lesnar vs 50 Cent

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[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
50 was an amateur boxer. A pretty good one too.

But he’d still probably just shoot the hillbilly and call it a day.
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You are implying he can shoot better than the guys who shot him the 9 times and didn’t kill him. I have my doubts that he can. In which case Brock, who is a hunter and concealed carrier, out shoots and does a damn better job with his one or two bullets than the previous 9 did. Again, I see 0% chance this goes in 50’s favor. [/quote]

That’s because you don’t really know what you’re talking about.

You don’t need to aim very well when you just walk up to a guy while he’s at the ATM and put one in his head. Either way, it’s a goofy question that you’re taking far too seriously. Tell me, how do you manage to fit Brock’s balls so deeply down your throat?[/quote]

Slow your roll there partner. Who is taking this too seriously outside of you?? Or is this another one of those boxers being butthurt that for the most part they would get their asses handed to them by an MMA guy or a wrestler in anything outside of strict boxing rules type things? Nevermind the fact that Lesnar probably has more professional boxing coaching than Fifty.

You didn’t say anything about sneaking up on him, which case I might would give it to 50, but the chances are 50 would probably be standing at the ATM because Brock is so much of a hermit he probably has all his money stuffed somewhere at his house.

And finally what part of that previous statement did I know less about what I was talking about than you?[/quote]

Dude I don’t care at all about this. I’m just making fun of you for worshiping Brock Lesnar and knowing far too much about him.

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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
it’s a goofy question that you’re taking far too seriously.
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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Tell me, how do you manage to fit Brock’s balls so deeply down your throat?[/quote]

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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
50 was an amateur boxer. A pretty good one too.

But he’d still probably just shoot the hillbilly and call it a day.
[/quote]

You are implying he can shoot better than the guys who shot him the 9 times and didn’t kill him. I have my doubts that he can. In which case Brock, who is a hunter and concealed carrier, out shoots and does a damn better job with his one or two bullets than the previous 9 did. Again, I see 0% chance this goes in 50’s favor. [/quote]

That’s because you don’t really know what you’re talking about.

You don’t need to aim very well when you just walk up to a guy while he’s at the ATM and put one in his head. Either way, it’s a goofy question that you’re taking far too seriously. Tell me, how do you manage to fit Brock’s balls so deeply down your throat?[/quote]

Slow your roll there partner. Who is taking this too seriously outside of you?? Or is this another one of those boxers being butthurt that for the most part they would get their asses handed to them by an MMA guy or a wrestler in anything outside of strict boxing rules type things? Nevermind the fact that Lesnar probably has more professional boxing coaching than Fifty.

You didn’t say anything about sneaking up on him, which case I might would give it to 50, but the chances are 50 would probably be standing at the ATM because Brock is so much of a hermit he probably has all his money stuffed somewhere at his house.

And finally what part of that previous statement did I know less about what I was talking about than you?[/quote]

Dude I don’t care at all about this. I’m just making fun of you for worshiping Brock Lesnar and knowing far too much about him.[/quote]

This is not like ground breaking stuff to know about Brock. No more than knowing how many times 50 cent was shot, what his real name was, or that he used to be a drug dealer. And episode of UFC insider and a little time spent watching the outdoors channel that Lesnar just happened to be on procured me my knowledge. And for someone who doesn’t care you sure did get in a hurry to get your shit in a twist over it. Something against Lesnar or are you just a really big fan of “Candy Shop”??

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[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

You know what getting shot 9 times and living means? It means that someone else is a poor shot.

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Maybe he got shot by Imperial Storm Troopers, or perhaps some agents of Cobra?

…A-Team.
S[/quote]

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[quote]zenontheterrible wrote:
listen, liam nieson can’t beat up a ufc fighter just cause i saw him beat up a bunch of guys in the movie ‘taken’ .[/quote]
Funny example to choose. In his teens, Liam Neeson was a three-time national boxing champ in Ireland, with something like 30 wins in 40 fights.

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
50 was an amateur boxer. A pretty good one too.[/quote]
I just tried to do some digging. It looks like he did get to the Junior Olympics sometime in the '80s, but the rumor of him winning the Golden Gloves seem to be just rumors. Weird though, if he does have this level of talent, wouldn’t it have made sense for it to be part of his “street cred” or whatever?

As in, if the guy can throw serious hands, you’d think it only would’ve have been good for his rep for that to be public knowledge from day one. Yet I just spent a good while searching all over the place and still only came up with a few very casual comments made almost in passing.

Can you expand on his factual/not rumor-based boxing background a bit? (I don’t have a dog in this fight, no pun intended. I’m just really curious at this point.)

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[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:
Funny example to choose. In his teens, Liam Neeson was a three-time national boxing champ in Ireland, with something like 30 wins in 40 fights.
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Haha and that pretty much means he’s hard as coffin nail… Irish amateur boxing ain’t like American boxing, those dudes can bang at all levels. Lot of tough guys.

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I just tried to do some digging. It looks like he did get to the Junior Olympics sometime in the '80s, but the rumor of him winning the Golden Gloves seem to be just rumors. Weird though, if he does have this level of talent, wouldn’t it have made sense for it to be part of his “street cred” or whatever?

As in, if the guy can throw serious hands, you’d think it only would’ve have been good for his rep for that to be public knowledge from day one. Yet I just spent a good while searching all over the place and still only came up with a few very casual comments made almost in passing.

Can you expand on his factual/not rumor-based boxing background a bit? (I don’t have a dog in this fight, no pun intended. I’m just really curious at this point.)[/quote]

Well, here’s the thing with the Golden Gloves - just because you win doesn’t mean it’s impressive. You can join as a sub-novice (less than 2 amateur fights), have three scheduled fights, have one opponent (or maybe two) back out, and win the last one by outbrawling the other guy, and boom, you’re a golden gloves champ even if you can’t box your way out of a wet paper bag.

Not saying that all of them are like that, only that it CAN be like that, especially at sub-novice. Now, if you’re open class and you smoke the competition, yea, you can move. But everyone who wins is a “Golden Gloves champ,” and few who tell you that are going to say what class/division/how many fights it took to win unless you ask them.

Making the junior olympics though, that’s some serious shit. And it means you’re good.

Problem is, amateur boxing is fairly disorganized, and between smokers, out-of-state fights, and the lack of a coherent systems of organization, a lot of times it’s either hard or impossible to keep track of a dude’s record for real, especially if he’s been inactive for a long time like 50 has.

What I do know is that Manny Steward was aware of 50, and said in the beginning of the Mayweather - DLH fight that he was a golden gloves boxer himself. So who knows. But I trust Manny… guy knew the game.

All that being said, he probably never said anything because kids boxing in the ghetto is like white kids in the suburbs doing karate - everyone did it when they were a kid (or they tell you they did), and if you were good, everyone knew it anyway. But 50 comes from a gun culture, so boxing is gonna take the backseat regardless. Especially after going through what he went through.

That’s my guess anyway. I’ll see if I can dig anything up about his record later on.

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[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:

[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:

[quote]zenontheterrible wrote:
man its hard to believe people honestly believe the hype and spin they put out to sell records, but there it is.

listen, liam nieson can’t beat up a ufc fighter just cause i saw him beat up a bunch of guys in the movie ‘taken’ .

Making up stories about how tough 50 cent is sells albums - it doesn’t mean he’s anything more than an average tough guy. He couldn’t compete with ANYONE in the ufc let along broc lesnar. [/quote]

I agree with what you’re saying but you’re missing the point here. 50 cent raps exactly about his life, everything is true. I’m from New York and older folks that knew him when he was growing up talk about how much fear he put into grown mens eyes. He was an animal, not someone you wanted to mess with. Also lets not forget about that fact that he was shot 9 times. Again i’m not picking 50 to win but I doubt he’d get demolished. [/quote]

50 was a snitch, didn’t he run away to Canada at one point? Probably was neighbors with Canabis lol

You realize Curtis Jackson is using the name of a former gangster from NY, yes? The stories you heard were probably about him, and not the rat snitch that kept getting stabbed & shot over snitching. I think Shyne already covered most of this in For the Record[/quote]

Echo the shots they rip em apart murda bloody homicide.
I like your hiphop knowledge. The original 50 cent was real. Its the same deal with rick ross they ripped off other people’s persona and rapped about it. Not that I care if a rapper did xyz in the street but stealing some one else’s fame and name is a wee bit lame. 50 cents notorious snitch song is ghetto quaran, when he got shot he told the detectives to listen to that song to find out what they wanna know or so legend has it.

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Brock has a license to carry because he fears Cornette who is legit crazy. This guys podcasts are amazing

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
50 was an amateur boxer. A pretty good one too.

But he’d still probably just shoot the hillbilly and call it a day.
[/quote]

You are implying he can shoot better than the guys who shot him the 9 times and didn’t kill him. I have my doubts that he can. In which case Brock, who is a hunter and concealed carrier, out shoots and does a damn better job with his one or two bullets than the previous 9 did. Again, I see 0% chance this goes in 50’s favor. [/quote]

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[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:

[quote]zenontheterrible wrote:
listen, liam nieson can’t beat up a ufc fighter just cause i saw him beat up a bunch of guys in the movie ‘taken’ .[/quote]
Funny example to choose. In his teens, Liam Neeson was a three-time national boxing champ in Ireland, with something like 30 wins in 40 fights.
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haha that is too funny chris! In that case i will also take liam over 50 cent. thats damn impressive. (i still wouldn’t take him over a ufc fighter)

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[quote]csulli wrote:
How old are you dude?[/quote]

the answer may come with “and a half!” I’ll wager.

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All 50 would need to do is climb on Lesnar’s back and then gouge his eyes out and scramble his brains.

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Brock Lesnar vs 50 Cent ?

2 seconds…

Only because Lesnar does not want to go to jail.

Otherwise, 0.5 seconds.

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[quote]Diddy Ryder wrote:
All 50 would need to do is climb on Lesnar’s back and then gouge his eyes out and scramble his brains.[/quote]
Flawed logic. 50 would never put himself in a situation where he could get dirty.

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[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]Diddy Ryder wrote:
All 50 would need to do is climb on Lesnar’s back and then gouge his eyes out and scramble his brains.[/quote]
Flawed logic. 50 would never put himself in a situation where he could get dirty.[/quote]

He has the money for a Hazmat suit.

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[quote]Diddy Ryder wrote:

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]Diddy Ryder wrote:
All 50 would need to do is climb on Lesnar’s back and then gouge his eyes out and scramble his brains.[/quote]
Flawed logic. 50 would never put himself in a situation where he could get dirty.[/quote]

He has the money for a Hazmat suit.
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Thank you for that image lol.

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well he can’t throw a baseball for shit…

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[quote]AliveAgain36 wrote:
well he can’t throw a baseball for shit…

Probably resembles his punch.

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I just knew this thread was gonna get a bump after seeing that wonderful display of athleticism on the news -lol.

S

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Couldn’t help myself…

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[quote]AliveAgain36 wrote:
well he can’t throw a baseball for shit…

Sweet Jesus, -makes president Barry’s flop look like a Clemens breaking ball