[quote]on edge wrote:
[quote]magick wrote:
Ronda Rousey would beat virtually every men who isn’t a professional fighter/actual killer.[/quote]
Let’s not get carried away.[/quote]
But she’ll be able to use her awesome grappling skills and beat anyone, because BJJ is totally meant to make size not matter at all!
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But seriously, you’re right. I got carried away. Sorry.
And before anyone says it, I know Rousey is a judoka.
[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
Is this a joke?
On one side you have probably the scariest and freakiest athlete ON THE PLANET – a former NCAA wrestling champion and UFC World Heavyweight Champion. Pro wrestling is “fake” but hauling a 500lb mass of humanity on your back like it’s a stack of hay is very real.
On the other side you got 50 Cent.
In a no holds barred street fight Lesnar would swamp anyone, including an current or former big boy that ever dripped sweat in an MMA octagon; Velasquez, Dos Santos, Overeem, Mir, anyone. [/quote]
Lol.
Lesnar has his shot and thats it.
He’s allergic to getting punched in the face. As soon as he failed to take down Overeem, he gave up mentally.
So let me get the logic here. In an environment where he can’t get his face stomped in, can’t get glassed, can’t get stabbed, can’t have his eyes gouged, his nuts torn off or be bitten, you think lesnar would trounce anyone based on how well he achieves a sport wrestling takedown in a controlled environment?
ok
EDIT: i should clarify yeah he would probably steamroll 50 cent, but saying lesnar would beat everyone including the cats who made him look like he was completely out of his element, is ridiculous.
I would never mess with someone named “Brock”. It is a rule I follow that keeps me out of trouble.
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
How old are you dude?[/quote]
10x2 [/quote]
If you’re 20 years old you’re too old to be stupid enough to ask this question.
In that case, come up with a better troll thread next time…[/quote]
I wasn’t trolling there’s a reason why every hip hop artist fears 50 cent. When he was 15 he would knock out people twice his age. There’s a story of him beating up three men at the same time when he was only 17. I’m not saying 50 would be beat lesnar but to say he’s demolish him is crazy. He was a promising junior boxer and could have been a star according to his coaches if he stuck with it. I’d pay to see it
[/quote]
I should probably break this to you now. Santa Claus isn’t real. Neither is the Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy. It was all your parents.
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
How old are you dude?[/quote]
10x2 [/quote]
If you’re 20 years old you’re too old to be stupid enough to ask this question.
In that case, come up with a better troll thread next time…[/quote]
I wasn’t trolling there’s a reason why every hip hop artist fears 50 cent. When he was 15 he would knock out people twice his age. There’s a story of him beating up three men at the same time when he was only 17. I’m not saying 50 would be beat lesnar but to say he’s demolish him is crazy. He was a promising junior boxer and could have been a star according to his coaches if he stuck with it. I’d pay to see it
[/quote]
I should probably break this to you now. Santa Claus isn’t real. Neither is the Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy. It was all your parents.[/quote]
Tread softly my brotha
[quote]xboxwarrior wrote:
Lesnar was a UFC champ 50CENT spit rhymes through an amp.
All the forum be hatin’ thinking Lesnar be skatin’
through a contest in the octagon; the conclusion would be foregone
what if a pugilistic bout isn’t what the OP’s about?
In battle of the mikes Brock could only holler
as 50cent comes out looking like a silver dollar.[/quote]
Do people realize the beauty of this post?
[quote]Umbrata Fortis wrote:
[quote]xboxwarrior wrote:
Lesnar was a UFC champ 50CENT spit rhymes through an amp.
All the forum be hatin’ thinking Lesnar be skatin’
through a contest in the octagon; the conclusion would be foregone
what if a pugilistic bout isn’t what the OP’s about?
In battle of the mikes Brock could only holler
as 50cent comes out looking like a silver dollar.[/quote]
Do people realize the beauty of this post?[/quote]
Just read through the thread and think it may be the best post ever on this site
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
[quote]zenontheterrible wrote:
man its hard to believe people honestly believe the hype and spin they put out to sell records, but there it is.
listen, liam nieson can’t beat up a ufc fighter just cause i saw him beat up a bunch of guys in the movie ‘taken’ .
Making up stories about how tough 50 cent is sells albums - it doesn’t mean he’s anything more than an average tough guy. He couldn’t compete with ANYONE in the ufc let along broc lesnar. [/quote]
I agree with what you’re saying but you’re missing the point here. 50 cent raps exactly about his life, everything is true. I’m from New York and older folks that knew him when he was growing up talk about how much fear he put into grown mens eyes. He was an animal, not someone you wanted to mess with. Also lets not forget about that fact that he was shot 9 times. Again i’m not picking 50 to win but I doubt he’d get demolished. [/quote]
You know what getting shot 9 times and living means? It means that someone else is a poor shot.
It also means New York has some great EMTs. It’s not like he deflected bullets by sheer force of will.
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
[quote]zenontheterrible wrote:
man its hard to believe people honestly believe the hype and spin they put out to sell records, but there it is.
listen, liam nieson can’t beat up a ufc fighter just cause i saw him beat up a bunch of guys in the movie ‘taken’ .
Making up stories about how tough 50 cent is sells albums - it doesn’t mean he’s anything more than an average tough guy. He couldn’t compete with ANYONE in the ufc let along broc lesnar. [/quote]
I agree with what you’re saying but you’re missing the point here. 50 cent raps exactly about his life, everything is true. I’m from New York and older folks that knew him when he was growing up talk about how much fear he put into grown mens eyes. He was an animal, not someone you wanted to mess with. Also lets not forget about that fact that he was shot 9 times. Again i’m not picking 50 to win but I doubt he’d get demolished. [/quote]
50 was a snitch, didn’t he run away to Canada at one point? Probably was neighbors with Canabis lol
You realize Curtis Jackson is using the name of a former gangster from NY, yes? The stories you heard were probably about him, and not the rat snitch that kept getting stabbed & shot over snitching. I think Shyne already covered most of this in For the Record
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
How old are you dude?[/quote]
10x2 [/quote]
If you’re 20 years old you’re too old to be stupid enough to ask this question.
In that case, come up with a better troll thread next time…[/quote]
I wasn’t trolling there’s a reason why every hip hop artist fears 50 cent. When he was 15 he would knock out people twice his age. There’s a story of him beating up three men at the same time when he was only 17. I’m not saying 50 would be beat lesnar but to say he’s demolish him is crazy. He was a promising junior boxer and could have been a star according to his coaches if he stuck with it. I’d pay to see it
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I should probably break this to you now. Santa Claus isn’t real. Neither is the Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy. It was all your parents.[/quote]
Tread softly my brotha
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Although this has been entertaining, and i applaud you for bringing said entertainment, i’m seriously beginning to doubt your age. You’re really 16yrs old aren’t you?
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
You know what getting shot 9 times and living means? It means that someone else is a poor shot.
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Maybe he got shot by Imperial Storm Troopers, or perhaps some agents of Cobra?
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[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
You know what getting shot 9 times and living means? It means that someone else is a poor shot.
[/quote]
“Some dumb motherfucker can’t shoot properly…”
[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
You know what getting shot 9 times and living means? It means that someone else is a poor shot.
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Maybe he got shot by Imperial Storm Troopers, or perhaps some agents of Cobra?
S[/quote]
I’ll go with agents of Cobra. It was probably Headman in a battle for a chunk of Fittys turf.
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
[quote]magick wrote:
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
Fiddy can take 9 bullets so i’m sure he can take lesnars punches…i think lol
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I specifically mention that the guy is a D1 collegiate wrestler who won multiple championships and your thought goes to his punches?[/quote]
Ok and? Fiddy is a better boxer than him and could have gone pro[/quote]
You do realize that Lesnar has at least 6 years of being coached by professional boxing coaches right? And again, a D1 collegiate wrestler who weights between 250-300 lbs. Brock Lesnar would be able to finish 50 cent in whatever way he wanted within 30 seconds.
Being “hood” does not equate to a world champion MMA fighter. They get paid large amounts of money to efficiently kick someone’s ass. Seriously dude?
50 was an amateur boxer. A pretty good one too.
But he’d still probably just shoot the hillbilly and call it a day.
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
50 was an amateur boxer. A pretty good one too.
But he’d still probably just shoot the hillbilly and call it a day.
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QFT
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
50 was an amateur boxer. A pretty good one too.
But he’d still probably just shoot the hillbilly and call it a day.
[/quote]
You are implying he can shoot better than the guys who shot him the 9 times and didn’t kill him. I have my doubts that he can. In which case Brock, who is a hunter and concealed carrier, out shoots and does a damn better job with his one or two bullets than the previous 9 did. Again, I see 0% chance this goes in 50’s favor.
You have any doubts about how abysmal most gang members (or ex dealers) firearm proficiency is then just watch Gangland on discovery I think. The line “137 shots were fired in an alley from 20 ft away, the victim was struck twice” are an every episode occurrence.
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
50 was an amateur boxer. A pretty good one too.
But he’d still probably just shoot the hillbilly and call it a day.
[/quote]
You are implying he can shoot better than the guys who shot him the 9 times and didn’t kill him. I have my doubts that he can. In which case Brock, who is a hunter and concealed carrier, out shoots and does a damn better job with his one or two bullets than the previous 9 did. Again, I see 0% chance this goes in 50’s favor. [/quote]
That’s because you don’t really know what you’re talking about.
You don’t need to aim very well when you just walk up to a guy while he’s at the ATM and put one in his head. Either way, it’s a goofy question that you’re taking far too seriously. Tell me, how do you manage to fit Brock’s balls so deeply down your throat?
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
50 was an amateur boxer. A pretty good one too.
But he’d still probably just shoot the hillbilly and call it a day.
[/quote]
You are implying he can shoot better than the guys who shot him the 9 times and didn’t kill him. I have my doubts that he can. In which case Brock, who is a hunter and concealed carrier, out shoots and does a damn better job with his one or two bullets than the previous 9 did. Again, I see 0% chance this goes in 50’s favor. [/quote]
That’s because you don’t really know what you’re talking about.
You don’t need to aim very well when you just walk up to a guy while he’s at the ATM and put one in his head. Either way, it’s a goofy question that you’re taking far too seriously. Tell me, how do you manage to fit Brock’s balls so deeply down your throat?[/quote]
Slow your roll there partner. Who is taking this too seriously outside of you?? Or is this another one of those boxers being butthurt that for the most part they would get their asses handed to them by an MMA guy or a wrestler in anything outside of strict boxing rules type things? Nevermind the fact that Lesnar probably has more professional boxing coaching than Fifty.
You didn’t say anything about sneaking up on him, which case I might would give it to 50, but the chances are 50 would probably be standing at the ATM because Brock is so much of a hermit he probably has all his money stuffed somewhere at his house.
And finally what part of that previous statement did I know less about what I was talking about than you?