*manlet screeching
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Quick update
My body is recovering pretty well, I have a good little story to hear about a hip/lower back pop that I’ll post up tomorrow but just wanna touch on my size at the moment
I’ve re measured myself and every limb has both grown in length and …girth? (Lol?)
Weight is back up to 135.9
I’m happy with this now
Diet has been very much tailored to weight gain
I had 2 family pizzas and a garlic bread tonight
Didn’t touch the sides of my hunger
I feel like I can continue to eat and I always have been like that so the weight gain will continue now til mid 140’s and see where my body comp is with that
Going to ease back Into training for a few weeks, I had a strongman template ready to go but seeing how deep water (@T3hPwnisher and @oldbeancam program) is designed and the fundamentals is, I feel like it’ll work better especially with my food intake
I’m at about 90% convinced that’ll be the program being run
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Good to hear your feeling better and ready to go again. Will be following along to see what pain you inflict on yourself.
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You will have to drop the pizzas if you run Deep Water, haha. Be great if you join us, but if you are itching to get your feet wet in strongman, some time with the implements would be helpful.
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That deep water looks so horrible haha. You’re going to hurt Jez.
Gonna be fun to follow your progress mate
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Right, to my story about the lower back and SI joint
I was in a whole bunch of grief last week with my lower back
You know that feeling where you just need to crack or pop something to fix, and you dream about how good it’ll be to do it
Well I did it.
It was like I lost my pop virginity
Popped my pop cherry
I was on my back, half way lying off the bed
So my shoulders were on the ground, my arse was on the edge of the bed and my legs were like flailing around in the air, really trying to stretch out
Then it was like the heavens opened
A holy hand came down and smacked my SI joint so far up my rectum that it was like I had an epiphany
It sent pins and needles through my whole body, I let out this gasp of elation and I’ve just noodle rolled off the bed and was motionless on the ground
All pain out of my back and hips had exited my body.
I’m not even joking, I couldn’t move for about 5 minutes because my body was riddled with pins and needles and I couldn’t move my toes
I thought I had done something wrong until it started to disappear and I regained my body back
I messaged a muscle masseuse therapist buddy and he said more then likely what had happened is that months or years ago, a nerve bundle had worked it’s way into my hip and my pop had allowed it to come out
Anyways, I feel like a million bucks and I’m heaps more flexible now as well so yeah
There’s my literotica on my hip 
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You should take up writing very specific erotica 
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I could make some money off this kink
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Saturday AM log
A little session
High volume
Flat bench
5x10 95kg
3x8 100kg
Seems the break worked well
Chest press 2xplates a bunch
Was just repping them, just as a pump
Tricep push down 5x20 heaviest weight
Axle bar power cleans
10x10 100kg
Rpe: 11
This was very hard
My grip is non existent and my hands are shaking after that
Deep water is going to be fanfuckingtastic
Twas very juicy
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But why?
Because I’m a sadist
Or because I’m an idiot
Blue steel right there
Papa jez at his finest
Lovin the socks big Jez
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You’re not smiling…
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Better? @MarkKO
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Fken classic shot. Thanks for being the only thing that made me laugh today. I needed that.
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Yes, much.
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Alpha Jeztiny
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What the fuck