[quote]mertdawg wrote:
helga wrote:
Does having a massive penis count?
No a massive penis can be counted.
One…one massive penis ha ha ha ha.
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HAHAHAAHA…awesome
[quote]Nate Dogg wrote:
baretta wrote:
I have a genetically gifted colon. I can clear out a room with a single protein fart.
Hey, me too!
Mine should be classified as a weapon of mass destruction.
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Mine is a chemical and biological weapon. Also, an atomic bomb.
On top of that, I have 9 testicles, and 14 penises. Each of the penises can deadlift 800 lbs. at a weight of 5 lbs. each. Think about it.
My brother is a freak. He’s one of those guys you wish had the determination to see his full potential. Going into his senior year of HS he was 6’3 285lb and he ran a 4.9 completely untrained. Didn’t lift, didn’t do any agility work, nothing. He had a quite a few smaller D-1 schools on the west coast interested in him despite the fact that he only played football his frosh/soph years of high school (Didn’t make grades).
Long story short, he dropped out of high school after he found out he wouldn’t be able to play football his senior year. He’s now 22 and manages to maintain his size on a diet of pizza, beer and hours upon hours of halo. It still freaks me out seeing him doing verticle pushups against a wall @ 280lbs.
[quote]allNatural wrote:
I am definitely a genetic freak. Despite reasonable muscle mass, I am incredibly weak.[/quote]
That’s cos you’re a bodybuilder, and everyone knows they’re weak. Try some functional training instead.
[quote]ballsofsteel wrote:
yes
my dad is 5’9 170lbs and my mum is 5’2 145lbs and i would almost be adopted at
im 6’1 and 270lbs ( accept i have my dads hair loss and weak teeth).
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Hair loss is inherited from your mother’s father (someone correct me if I’m wrong but that’s what they taught me).
That’s probably not your dad, dude, sorry.
[quote]carter12 wrote:
ballsofsteel wrote:
yes
my dad is 5’9 170lbs and my mum is 5’2 145lbs and i would almost be adopted at
im 6’1 and 270lbs ( accept i have my dads hair loss and weak teeth).
Hair loss is inherited from your mother’s father (someone correct me if I’m wrong but that’s what they taught me).
That’s probably not your dad, dude, sorry.[/quote]
Wrong. Hair loss is pretty complex. It comes from many different contributors.
With this 12 inch bad boy between my legs, you judge for yourself…
But seriously folks… I think that i have been blessed with an exceptional chin-up and that’s about it.
[quote]Miserere wrote:
allNatural wrote:
I am definitely a genetic freak. Despite reasonable muscle mass, I am incredibly weak.
That’s cos you’re a bodybuilder, and everyone knows they’re weak. Try some functional training instead.[/quote]
lol
I have my pros and cons.
PROS:
-Thick/heavy bone structure
-Good recovery
-Hard time putting on fat
-Low blood pressure (I think that’s good?)
-I have an extremely easy time learning movements
-Tall
CONS:
-A good strength to weight ratio is hard for me to achieve
-My feet aren’t inline with my knees (slightly pointing outwards)
-Low flexibility in my thumbs (this might only be from being jammed so many times)
[quote]vision1 wrote:
I have my pros and cons.
PROS:
-Thick/heavy bone structure
-Good recovery
-Hard time putting on fat
-Low blood pressure (I think that’s good?)
-I have an extremely easy time learning movements
-Tall
CONS:
-A good strength to weight ratio is hard for me to achieve
-My feet aren’t inline with my knees (slightly pointing outwards)
-Low flexibility in my thumbs (this might only be from being jammed so many times)[/quote]
I think your pros FAR outweigh your CONS. with that said, you are considered a freak!
[quote]SquatDr wrote:
vision1 wrote:
I have my pros and cons.
PROS:
-Thick/heavy bone structure
-Good recovery
-Hard time putting on fat
-Low blood pressure (I think that’s good?)
-I have an extremely easy time learning movements
-Tall
CONS:
-A good strength to weight ratio is hard for me to achieve
-My feet aren’t inline with my knees (slightly pointing outwards)
-Low flexibility in my thumbs (this might only be from being jammed so many times)
I think your pros FAR outweigh your CONS. with that said, you are considered a freak!
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Let’s see SquatDr’s Pros and Cons
[Pros]
The Greek Gods used to call him Atlas.
Can appear to fly from spot to spot.
Sometimes jumps so high - he disappears.
Has been known to squat the Earth from time to time.
[Cons]
Earth gets pretty heavy for Atlas from time to time.
Outsmarted by Hercules once. (Only once.)
Sometimes when he jumps, he has the problem of later actually landing. Such a pity, I know.
Has a bunch of T-Nation members know him as the genetic freak who squats 3.7xBW. Maybe that’s a [pro], but I’m sure it’s not exactly what you want your tombstone to say.
[quote]panzer man wrote:
Are you retarded?[/quote]
yes.
oh, wait, who are you talking to?
yes.
Without bragging Too much, I’ve always been the best athlete and relatively the best at all sports while growing up.
[quote]tejpis wrote:
Without bragging Too much, I’ve always been the best athlete and relatively the best at all sports while growing up.[/quote]
judging by the fact you put a superman symbol on your own (skinny) back, you’re not too worried about bragging too much
[quote]tejpis wrote:
Without bragging Too much, I’ve always been the best athlete and relatively the best at all sports while growing up.[/quote]
You live in sweden so that doesn’t count.