Hey ladies and gents, I was hoping for some feedback on something most of you will think I am crazy for doing. I’m planning on 3-8 days of water fasting(other than some benenite, psyllium husk and some other herbal hippy-healthy shit), along with sticking rubber tubes up my ass to flush out the average 8-20lbs of decaying shit said to be encrusted to the walls of the average american’s intestines. Now more to as it relates to this board, how do y’all think Androsol and perhaps T2 used in conjunction with this fast will help preserve some of the muscle loss and my metabolism? Would it be flushing my androsol along with some of the remains of my tuna sandwich from grade 4 down the toilet? Or to you healthyhippy dudes, would these substances screw up the colon/toxin cleansing aspect of the fast in the first place? Well any opinions welcome, cheers, _B.
I don’t know for sure, but maybe the Andro would help. I want to know if you actually flush out 8-20 pounds of shit. I hear crazy things about people having all this food or shit in the system that never leaves, and I find it hard to believe. Especially since I shit once and sometimes twice or three times a day. So I really have a hard time believing that there is some sort of buildup in my intestines that won’t come out. It really sounds like a bunch of shit (no pun intended).
I’d be very interested to hear the results of your detoxification experience. I know when I go on a ketogenic diet, I shit about once a week!
The Androsol is in your bloodstream, not your stomach or intestines, so I don’t think it would be flushed out. And it may have some effect on preserving some muscle during your fast.
I find the whole idea of undigested matter in the intestines to be quite ridiculous. Think about it, even if you had a pound of undigested food, “plaque”, whatever you want to call it (much less 8-20 pounds of the stuff) riding around in a moist, bacteria rich environment like your gut, it would decay and produce methane (MUCH more than normal). The sheer volume of gas would bloat you to Ronnie-Coleman-gut proportions, even if you farted all damn day. And the resultant smell would likely kill anything within a 1 mile radius. The body has it’s own cleansing mechanisms, and as long as you are drinking enough water and eating adequate amounts of fiber, your digestive tract will be fine. Are you going to be doing this at some type of resort? Let me guess, they charge an exhorbitant fee for the “privelage” of their services, right? And I bet the accomodations are real plush, too. My advice would be to skip the whole deal and talk to a few doctors to get their opinions on a “colon cleansing”. Sorry if I sound militant, but these fasting/enema deals just sound so scammy, so utterly unscientific and silly that it makes me wish that I’d thought of it. P.T. Barnum and all, you know. Happy irrigating!
Ever see “The Road to Wellville” I think the name is?
Unbelievable. Fasting for the sake of health while taking steroids? That’s like giving up on sodas for the sake of health and then smoking 5 packs a day.
I brough up this “ancient food in the intestines” concept to a leading (A whois who in American Science) expert proctologist, he said that he was aware of this idea and considers it to be completely bogus and dangerous
Thanks for the replies all, despite the fact that most were quite negative about the idea! Despite that, I am going to give 'er a go anyways. I know a few people who have done it, and say they have never felt better in their lives after they finish. After a few days of not eating, they say despite nothing going in, there was still a lot of mysterious looking crap coming out!! I’m scared to go the 8 recommended days, not because I think I will die, but solely because of the muscle loss, so I think I will go 4 in conjunction with androsol. The way I am thinking, the androsol works on an entirely different system and has little to do with the digestive and waste system I am trying to clean up, so shouldn’t negatively affect my fast, only help preserve a bit of my muscle(hopefully). Anyway, point being, I am starting in a few days, and I will post my results to all of you in around a week’s time. Cheers, _B.
I’m not sure that using a prohormone will work, as they’re designed to increase protein synthesis. If you’re not eating any protein, what’s the point? Also, you’ll likely see some matter expelled, but I would bet that it’s just remnants of whater god-awful herbal shit they’re gonna make you eat. Anyway, don’t take my earlier post too personal, I just hate to see people get bilked. Oh and by the way, you WILL feel fantastic after you end this thing, no doubt about it. Why? Smash yourself in the head with a hammer and wait a few hours. Feels pretty damn good, eh?
P.S. If you start to feel increased aggression while on the Androsol, for God’s sake don’t get cavalier with that enema tube. You might puncture your spleen or something. Have fun!
To Anonymous
Why 8 whole days ? When I have been in hospital for some serius probing of my intestines (Crohn´s disese) I have had the “privilige” to see xrays och videoshot of most parts of my intestines. I couldn´t see someplace there 8-20 lbs of stuff could hide.
My routine is as follows I usally eats no fibres two to tree days before starting to drink 4 litres of saltwater next day it´s time for "some serious sticking rubber tubes up my ass" as you so happily bescrives it, this tubestuff is going on untill the return water is clean. It takes around 4-8 cleansing to totaly clean out the way up to the stomak. So my guess is that after two-tree days it´s pretty clean in there.
And the fact that someone is paying for this kind of experience… I haven´t got words for it…
This time I blame spelling errors on the litle green men who tries to overpower the earth.
Ps Allthoug to be ill and sick sucks it´s kind of cool to know how the human body looks from a different perspektiv.
If in fact extra weight (in shit or whatver) is flushed out from the intestines, that would be very very good for those of us who have to cut weight and make weight and such - it would rid us of some extra dead weight which could be muscle instead. If I could put on another 8lb of muscle because I flushed out my intestines, I’d be estatic. Shit, I’d even go for 3-4lbs (no pun intended).
are you nuts? Some health quack sold you a lot of it if you think you have incrusted shit in your intestines. It just aint so,
you will lose body mass like crazy dont something this idiotic
lol burrito jimmy, my friend doesn’t drink sodas, but he has no prob with lemonade, gatorade or beer for that matter.
I also have Crohns, and am striving to maintain a healthy lifestyle while pursuing physique enhancement through bodybuilding. Are you interested in sharing any of your dietary adjustments or tips that help you manage your Crohns? This might be beneficial for others who have IBD. After years of learning and listening to my body, I have found what seems to work best for me. I cannot tolerate much fiber or processed, sugary foods. I also tend not to metabolize fats very efficiently as fuel as I don’t perform well on Atkin’s type diets. I have found much benefit from Berardi’s eating ideas, and staying away from carb only and carb + fat meals works well for me. I have tried herbs for my gut to assist peristalsis, etc. with some benefit. On the rare times I have inflammation, I use the prescription anti-inflammatory Asacol, the anti-spasmodic herb lobelia, and I turn to MRPs for nutrition to make digestion easy on my gut. I found I am also sensitive to MSG. Any thoughts from your end? (pun intended - got to laugh about this stuff or it can get real frustrating!) It has been a journey, but I have learned a lot about digestion, and it forces me to eat cleaner (or I pay for it eventually) and lead a healthier lifestyle.