[quote]SdotCarter wrote:
The stupidity of some people on this site is mind blowing.[/quote]
Yeah, its mind bottling.
–JB
[quote]Chewie wrote:
trashyandvogue wrote:
PF_88 wrote:
If you think he looks good then that’s your opinion, but I think most of society would think he looks like something that blows around on a windy day.
i think he looks fine
( the one on the right)
Here’s some material for the OP to study.
http://www.T-Nation.com/readTopic.do?id=556042
This is an example of looking fine.[/quote]
that’s not what i meant by fine…
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
SdotCarter wrote:
The stupidity of some people on this site is mind blowing.
Yeah, its mind bottling.
–JB[/quote]
xD
You mean mind-boggling ?
[quote]trashyandvogue wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
SdotCarter wrote:
The stupidity of some people on this site is mind blowing.
Yeah, its mind bottling.
–JB
xD
You mean mind-boggling ?[/quote]
no, its like when stuff gets so crazy that your thoughts get all caught up, like in the neck of a bottle.
–JB
[quote]wressler125 wrote:
Am I the only one who started gouging at his/her eyes at the first picture in this thread?[/quote]
no, i guaged mine several times, and still looked at the other pictures
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
trashyandvogue wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
SdotCarter wrote:
The stupidity of some people on this site is mind blowing.
Yeah, its mind bottling.
–JB
xD
You mean mind-boggling ?
no, its like when stuff gets so crazy that your thoughts get all caught up, like in the neck of a bottle.
–JB[/quote]
+10 points for blades of glory reference.
[quote]trashyandvogue wrote:
Chewie wrote:
trashyandvogue wrote:
PF_88 wrote:
If you think he looks good then that’s your opinion, but I think most of society would think he looks like something that blows around on a windy day.
i think he looks fine
( the one on the right)
Here’s some material for the OP to study.
http://www.T-Nation.com/readTopic.do?id=556042
This is an example of looking fine.
that’s not what i meant by fine…[/quote]
That was the gayest thing I have ever seen.
[quote]FightingScott wrote:
Alright. It’s become abundantly clear now. Some jerk has found T-Nation, lurked on the forums, and gotten a bunch of pictures from a gay teenager’s myspace and claimed them as his own identity. I don’t have anything against gay people but whoever is stealing pictures from this poor gay kids myspace is an asshole. I’d say it was funny if it wasn’t victimizing this kid. [/quote]
Bingo.
This is TESTOSTERONE NATION buddy, not anorexic.com. you will not get help here. we don’t have time for your kind.
[quote]That One Guy wrote:
This is TESTOSTERONE NATION buddy, not anorexic.com. you will not get help here. we don’t have time for your kind.[/quote]
Apparently we DO have time. This is now 4 pages long and it took that much time for people to figure out this was a troll job.
LOL at people actually trying to give advice.
[quote]BigRagoo wrote:
No, he doesn’t. He looks like an underfed queer boy toy. Not impressive at all.[/quote]
I wondered why chewie posted a pic of a hen instead of a pic of a COCK.
“eat this”
…
NTTIAWWT
[quote]trashyandvogue wrote:
PF_88 wrote:
If you think he looks good then that’s your opinion, but I think most of society would think he looks like something that blows around on a windy day.
i think he looks fine
( the one on the right)
[/quote]
Awesome thread!!!
[quote]4est wrote:
BigRagoo wrote:
No, he doesn’t. He looks like an underfed queer boy toy. Not impressive at all.
I wondered why chewie posted a pic of a hen instead of a pic of a COCK.
“eat this”
…
NTTIAWWT[/quote]
That’s what I thought he was insinuating, at first.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
This is TESTOSTERONE NATION buddy, not anorexic.com. you will not get help here. we don’t have time for your kind.
Apparently we DO have time. This is now 4 pages long and it took that much time for people to figure out this was a troll job.
LOL at people actually trying to give advice.[/quote]
i was absolutely serious.
i was googling up fitness terms like bulk and cutting and i got this site. registered and posted to see if anyone would provide me with any helpful info. and then everyone thought i was trying to be funny, i guess.
if i was a ‘troll’, don’t you think i would have picked something more outlandish ? like this ?
and i most likely would have thrown some derogatory terms in there, as well.
[quote]trashyandvogue wrote:
derek wrote:
Oh yeah!
try swallowing an apple without chewing it. duh, we’re capable of digesting meat. that doesn’t mean we’re supposed to, or that it will be good for us. we can digest cardboard. does that mean we should start serving that at restaurants ?
if evidence shows that our anatomy favors plant foods, and we’re healthier when we eat less animal foods, what do we make of the fact that we’re capable of eating animals? We have the ability to eat a wide variety of foods.
it’s a survival mechanism.[/quote]
Show me this evidence.
BTW, did you ever stop to consider that humans are designed to eat BOTH plants and meat? Possibly humans digest plants more easily simply because plant material is a) less dense than meat and b) less nutritious then meat.
To turn your theory around…did you ever stop to think that maybe humans can eat plants just in case they couldnt find anything to kill and eat?
I don’t know why, but I can always appreciate a good troll. A little bit too obvious, but that’s not really how you should judge a troll anyways.
Here are my ratings:
OPENER/PREMISE: Nothing overly original, went for a tried-and-true skinny cutter (hey, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it). I like how the title is meant to suggest to the reader that you want to bulk, and then they look at your post and see what you really mean. Pic is hilarious. Why wasn’t that the character’s pic? I think it would have done nicely (several people seem to have mistaken him for your character anyways). I wasn’t completely sold at first at the choice to put it in the Beginners section instead of Bodybuilding or RMP, but I think in the end this was the right call, since it takes the sting off of the obviousness. Overall very nice, 7.5/10
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT: This I think was your strongest suit. The gayness is funny, not too overpowering (I know some will disagree) and seems to be at just the right level to drive the 'phobes a little nuts. Vegetarianism and the “innocent animal” thing fleshes out the character nicely and is one of those quirks the audience doesn’t consciously expect but it makes perfect sense. The character rolls with the punches really well: he’s clueless but not idiotic, adapts nicely to responses and can banter a little bit. A nice break from the sort of robo-troll that repeats the same line over and over. Overall, doesn’t push the boundaries too far but very well done and it’s obvious there was some good planning involved. 9/10.
BELIEVABILITY: Lost it a little bit here. I think it would have been better if you had waited -just- a bit–half a page, page maybe–before showing pics, and then opening with something a little more subtle than your opener. You would have received plenty of responses without the pic since your premise was so wonderfully ridiculous in itself. Pulled-down pink undies are a bit much so soon. Gayness is a little strong, but that’s sort of a consequence of the material you’re forced to work with: seriously, how CAN you show pictures of skinny model guys without them looking gay? Overall, I would have just marked you as adequate, but so many people bought it and the character responds so well that you get a bump: 6.5/10
TILT: He has personality and he gets people on different levels. Whiffing on the cock reference made me laugh. 8.5/10
TOTAL: 8/10 (not an average). Well done.
Please let this thread die.
Apparently trying to convince this kid that he’s on a very destructive path is “not helpful”. As if the rest of this thread is helpful to anyone in any way.
The OP is so obviously in the middle of an eating disorder of some kind. He needs to be b-slapped (in writing) so maybe he can get his head screwed on straight.
I know if I was this crazy as a kid, I’d want someone to straighten me out pronto.
If taking shots with humor mixed with logic isn’t being helpful, I don’t have much more to add.
Damnit derek this thread was going away, now its back at the top bc you posted in it again. It needs to die, let this be the last post.