Okay incase you didn’t realize it everyone reading this thread is laughing at you.
T-Nation is for people who want to increase their size and strength by packing on as much muscle as they can. Everyone on this site is pretty dedicated about getting bigger stronger or increasing their athletic performance.
You on the other hand seem perfectly content with how you are now. But you’re only 134lbs. See that’s why people are calling you a troll. And also because you actually agreed with Prof X’s comments. He was being sarcastic man.
By the way 200 lbs is NOTHING to some of the people on this site.
And if you use whey protein your coach might test you? Test you for what? If you don’t use steroids or anything then you have nothing to hide.
There was actually some good advice given in this thread. So if you’re interested in packing on muscle then stick around. It will help your performance in basketball. It will make you faster and jump higher.
[quote]low pro wrote:
bballchamp8000 wrote:
I dont take creatiine since i want to prolong my life ( i dont love bodybuilding that much that im willing to sacrifice compromising it my life i heard its unhealthy by many people)
And i WOULD take whey, but if my coach sees me gain weight he might become suspicous and test me.
I like it! I think you could have milked this just a little more (ex: “there are just so many people that count on me that I don’t want to take a risk like that”). I’m bumping you back up to a 3/10
bballchamp8000 wrote:
SO AGAIN I DONT TAKE SUPPLEMENTS OR ANYTHING.
and what is a troll damit.
No no no. This is too much. Non-trolls never ask things like this. Too obvious, back to a 2 you go.
Learn from your mistakes,
LP[/quote]
Someone should write an article on proper trolling technique, perhaps that would raise the quality of the trolls here to a more entertaining level.
Second: i dont take steroids, nor any other supplements for that matter. I dont take creatiine since i want to prolong my life ( i dont love bodybuilding that much that im willing to sacrifice compromising it my life i heard its unhealthy by many people)
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If 5lbs of creatine fall out of an airplane and hit you, it might just kill you.
Second: i dont take steroids, nor any other supplements for that matter. I dont take creatiine since i want to prolong my life ( i dont love bodybuilding that much that im willing to sacrifice compromising it my life i heard its unhealthy by many people)
If 5lbs of creatine fall out of an airplane and hit you, it might just kill you.
I like Mr. Clean&Jerk’s annorexia joke but nothing beats Prof. X’s repsonses.I must have missed the part where this dude agreed with it.I literally laughed out loud on this thread.
[quote]MAS50 wrote:
I like Mr. Clean&Jerk’s annorexia joke but nothing beats Prof. X’s repsonses.I must have missed the part where this dude agreed with it.I literally laughed out loud on this thread.[/quote]
That wasn’t a joke. I really watched that documentary and they were really stuffing themselves, vomitorium style, compared to this guy, fresh off the Body by Auschwitz program.
you guys quote eveyrthing i say, and laugh about it, but one thing you didnt quote was when i asked for you guys to post your pictures, to see how HUGE you guys are
and so to tell you the truth i think the majority of you guys are fat, giving me advice to eat more only to make you guys feel better for eating too much and gaining uncontrolled weight. i beleive you guys can push weight, but outside the gym your just fat men , plain and simple. someone in your gym may say there oohs and ahhs, but on the street probably dont even look at you…
if you dont drink enough water it can cause kidney stones. each person is different, but later on in life its possible your more prone to getting a heart attack.
and before you guys disagree… have you been using creating until your 40-50? i doubt it so truthfully you cant say no , its not true. it also messes with your hormones[/quote]
You forgot it causes gyno…and creatine is responsible for all tangled headphone cords.
you guys quote eveyrthing i say, and laugh about it, but one thing you didnt quote was when i asked for you guys to post your pictures, to see how HUGE you guys are
and so to tell you the truth i think the majority of you guys are fat, giving me advice to eat more only to make you guys feel better for eating too much and gaining uncontrolled weight. i beleive you guys can push weight, but outside the gym your just fat men , plain and simple. someone in your gym may say there oohs and ahhs, but on the street probably dont even look at you…
its just an insecurity issue nothing more.[/quote]
You seem like a level-headed young man and NO I’m not being patronising. What a lot of the older guys here are simply trying to tell you is that you are too thin to worry about abs. Bulk up, pack on about 50 or 60 pounds (some of which will be fat, its unavoidable) THEN lose the fat.
You can either be skinny as a stick or bulk up FIRST and then lean out. Those are your choices.
you guys quote eveyrthing i say, and laugh about it, but one thing you didnt quote was when i asked for you guys to post your pictures, to see how HUGE you guys are
and so to tell you the truth i think the majority of you guys are fat, giving me advice to eat more only to make you guys feel better for eating too much and gaining uncontrolled weight. i beleive you guys can push weight, but outside the gym your just fat men , plain and simple. someone in your gym may say there oohs and ahhs, but on the street probably dont even look at you…
its just an insecurity issue nothing more.[/quote]
you guys quote eveyrthing i say, and laugh about it, but one thing you didnt quote was when i asked for you guys to post your pictures, to see how HUGE you guys are
and so to tell you the truth i think the majority of you guys are fat, giving me advice to eat more only to make you guys feel better for eating too much and gaining uncontrolled weight. i beleive you guys can push weight, but outside the gym your just fat men , plain and simple. someone in your gym may say there oohs and ahhs, but on the street probably dont even look at you…
its just an insecurity issue nothing more.[/quote]
[quote]bballchamp8000 wrote:
fightingtiger wrote:
Isnt this picture of the guy from Malcolm in the Middle?
wow that was just stupid hahah you watch malcolm in the middle?
…loser[/quote]
No, but I have existed in the real world for longer that 12 years, so maybe Iv had more exposure to pop culture than you have at this point in your life.
I dont know what I was thinking with that last comment, that kids got a good 25 lbs on you.
And while I wouldnt go as far to say that Im “big” in any sense of the word, I do weigh 50 lbs more than you, am an inch shorter, and my abs show more than yours do in that picture. Oh yeah man, Im totally a fatty.
Im almost convinced this is a troll job, but Im holding out that its not because that means its almost too good to be true.
you guys quote eveyrthing i say, and laugh about it, but one thing you didnt quote was when i asked for you guys to post your pictures, to see how HUGE you guys are
and so to tell you the truth i think the majority of you guys are fat, giving me advice to eat more only to make you guys feel better for eating too much and gaining uncontrolled weight. i beleive you guys can push weight, but outside the gym your just fat men , plain and simple. someone in your gym may say there oohs and ahhs, but on the street probably dont even look at you…
its just an insecurity issue nothing more.[/quote]
