First, a thread about being homeless… Now, a thread about death…
It sounds like someone needs Prozac. 
[quote]imhungry wrote:
First, a thread about being homeless… Now, a thread about death…
It sounds like someone needs Prozac. [/quote]
HA, just tryin to spice up the GAL
[quote]imhungry wrote:
First, a thread about being homeless… Now, a thread about death…
It sounds like someone needs Prozac. [/quote]
Only organic Prozac. Which I believe comes from the ultra rare wild northern golden stripper fish’s liver.
I would want to know. Then the day before I was supposed to die I would kill myself and tell the universe to suck it.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
First, a thread about being homeless… Now, a thread about death…
It sounds like someone needs Prozac. [/quote]
Only organic Prozac. Which I believe comes from the ultra rare wild northern golden stripper fish’s liver. [/quote]
LOL!! (Yes, I truly did laugh out loud.)
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
First, a thread about being homeless… Now, a thread about death…
It sounds like someone needs Prozac. [/quote]
Only organic Prozac. Which I believe comes from the ultra rare wild northern golden stripper fish’s liver. [/quote]
LOL!! (Yes, I truly did laugh out loud.)[/quote]
X 2
I would obviously not use a man-made substance, I would seek out the purest unicorn ovaries and rub them on my shaved head to absorb their nutrients into my brain.
Jesus, you clowns think you’re so smart and know me, you KNOW NOTHING!
[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
If you could find out when and how you die, would you want to know?[/quote]
Yes.
[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
I would obviously not use a man-made substance, I would seek out the purest unicorn ovaries and rub them on my shaved head to absorb their nutrients into my brain.
Jesus, you clowns think you’re so smart and know me, you KNOW NOTHING![/quote]
See, now you’re just being unrealistic.
Everyone knows that the only way the Unicorn ovary nutrients can be absorbed, is by freeze drying, put in a Minotaur’s horn, then blown in your rectum. Duh.
Next!
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
I would obviously not use a man-made substance, I would seek out the purest unicorn ovaries and rub them on my shaved head to absorb their nutrients into my brain.
Jesus, you clowns think you’re so smart and know me, you KNOW NOTHING![/quote]
See, now you’re just being unrealistic.
Everyone knows that the only way the Unicorn ovary nutrients can be absorbed, is by freeze drying, put in a Minotaur’s horn, then blown in your rectum. Duh.
Next!
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I tried this, then checked snopes to find out the correct way.
Well, it’d let me know when to take out some really big loans and blow 'em ona massive vacation.
Yes. And then I would jump off the edge of the grand canyon because I would clearly live to tell the tale, which would be awesome.
[quote]CargoCapable wrote:
Yes. And then I would jump off the edge of the grand canyon because I would clearly live to tell the tale, which would be awesome.[/quote]
I will guarantee here and now that you won’t die if you jump off the edge of the Grand Canyon.
I couldn’t care less when I die. Today, next year, whatever…
I mean, I’, not ready to die and don’t want to, but if it’s out of my control I don’t think about it.
[quote]roybot wrote:
[quote]CargoCapable wrote:
Yes. And then I would jump off the edge of the grand canyon because I would clearly live to tell the tale, which would be awesome.[/quote]
I will guarantee here and now that you won’t die if you jump off the edge of the Grand Canyon. [/quote]
Vids plz.
[quote]LoRez wrote:
[quote]roybot wrote:
[quote]CargoCapable wrote:
Yes. And then I would jump off the edge of the grand canyon because I would clearly live to tell the tale, which would be awesome.[/quote]
I will guarantee here and now that you won’t die if you jump off the edge of the Grand Canyon. [/quote]
Vids plz.[/quote]
Lol
[quote]LoRez wrote:
Yes, if only to just keep myself more mindful of how I’m spending the present.[/quote]
DO you how many days the average North American male lives?
25 000. Really not that many when you think about it. Ask most people and they will throw out a bigger number. Makes you think about wasting time.
[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
First, a thread about being homeless… Now, a thread about death…
It sounds like someone needs Prozac. [/quote]
HA, just tryin to spice up the GAL[/quote]
No. I’d like the surprise. (in answer to the topic).
For me incarceration leaves a much much greater fear than being homeless or dying.
Yes
I often wonder whether or not I will live long enough to retire or at least if I have children in the next few years see them grow up.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
I guess the fear would be that the chute doesn’t open and you live, yet you’re in a complete vegetative state until your death…in 2061.
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Man, that just hit me like a brick. You mention so casually about living until 2061.
I KNOW I won’t be around before that.
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I’ll only be 98.