[quote]Well I think most French cheeses are close to being illegal because the FDA has a problem with them, too many bacteria.
The EU tried to outlaw French cheeses too, to which the French replied “Oh non, fucke you, nest-ce pas?”
And fucke you the EU went because nest-ce pas, force de frappe and on account that you dont mess with French cheese.
In case the moral of the story is not obvious, French cheese, Swiss chocolate , German beer. [/quote]
Non.
P.S. We can process any feelings you’d like in here. We can ponder WTF the deal is with men OR women.
Or food or cars. Whatever your feeling is, you can process it here.
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]Well I think most French cheeses are close to being illegal because the FDA has a problem with them, too many bacteria.
The EU tried to outlaw French cheeses too, to which the French replied “Oh non, fucke you, nest-ce pas?”
And fucke you the EU went because nest-ce pas, force de frappe and on account that you dont mess with French cheese.
In case the moral of the story is not obvious, French cheese, Swiss chocolate , German beer. [/quote]
Non. [/quote]
Oui!
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]Well I think most French cheeses are close to being illegal because the FDA has a problem with them, too many bacteria.
The EU tried to outlaw French cheeses too, to which the French replied “Oh non, fucke you, nest-ce pas?”
And fucke you the EU went because nest-ce pas, force de frappe and on account that you dont mess with French cheese.
In case the moral of the story is not obvious, French cheese, Swiss chocolate , German beer. [/quote]
Non. [/quote]
Oui!
[/quote]
NON. No French cheese, no Swiss chocolate, and definitely no german beer! We’re having Swiss cheese, French wine, and a German chocolate cake. And that’s that!
listening to house doing homework. I feel like I am making beats as I am typing. I am one with the music. I also feel like a robot stuck in a never ending spin cycle. I think I’m stuck.The noises are tantalizing I hear robot quintets playing their robotic horns. I can not process this feeling it is just there.
Can we feel things outside of our bodies. Or is it all internal reactions to outside stimulus?
Do you have any good recommendations for a feelings processor? I have hodgepodge of kitchen stuff so it doesn’t have to look very nice. I just don’t want it getting all gunked up with the tougher things like love or mourning.
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]Well I think most French cheeses are close to being illegal because the FDA has a problem with them, too many bacteria.
The EU tried to outlaw French cheeses too, to which the French replied “Oh non, fucke you, nest-ce pas?”
And fucke you the EU went because nest-ce pas, force de frappe and on account that you dont mess with French cheese.
In case the moral of the story is not obvious, French cheese, Swiss chocolate , German beer. [/quote]
Non. [/quote]
Oui!
[/quote]
NON. No French cheese, no Swiss chocolate, and definitely no german beer! We’re having Swiss cheese, French wine, and a German chocolate cake. And that’s that!
[/quote]
Schwarzwaelder Kirschtorte?
…
[quote]Jlabs wrote:
listening to house doing homework. I feel like I am making beats as I am typing. I am one with the music. I also feel like a robot stuck in a never ending spin cycle. I think I’m stuck.The noises are tantalizing I hear robot quintets playing their robotic horns. I can not process this feeling it is just there.
Can we feel things outside of our bodies. Or is it all internal reactions to outside stimulus? [/quote]
Well. Lot of feelings! I’m not sure if you can feel things outside of your body or whether it’s all internal response. Seems like a good question for Derek524 (542?) to answer if he comes by, since he’s medical.
I am always semitrolling he will say I was high or something lol.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Do you have any good recommendations for a feelings processor? I have hodgepodge of kitchen stuff so it doesn’t have to look very nice. I just don’t want it getting all gunked up with the tougher things like love or mourning.
[/quote]
My grandmother gave me a “manual food processor” a few years ago. I haven’t used it much because it’s just as easy to process my feelings with a knife, and knives are a lot easier to clean. But anyway, everyone in my business knows “you’ve gotta do the work” if you want your feelings adequately processed, so I recommend not using an electric version. This is like the one my grandmother gave me, except the crank had to be turned really fast, there was no pushing a button to get it to spin. That’s for lazy people who don’t lift, so make sure you get the crank kind.
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]Well I think most French cheeses are close to being illegal because the FDA has a problem with them, too many bacteria.
The EU tried to outlaw French cheeses too, to which the French replied “Oh non, fucke you, nest-ce pas?”
And fucke you the EU went because nest-ce pas, force de frappe and on account that you dont mess with French cheese.
In case the moral of the story is not obvious, French cheese, Swiss chocolate , German beer. [/quote]
Non. [/quote]
Oui!
[/quote]
NON. No French cheese, no Swiss chocolate, and definitely no german beer! We’re having Swiss cheese, French wine, and a German chocolate cake. And that’s that!
[/quote]
Schwarzwaelder Kirschtorte?
…[/quote]
Women like chocolate frosting. If you’ll remind me, I’ll tell you about women one of these days.
Women love Nutella.
And I love telling them they might as well be eating Betty Crocker chocolate frosting.
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]Well I think most French cheeses are close to being illegal because the FDA has a problem with them, too many bacteria.
The EU tried to outlaw French cheeses too, to which the French replied “Oh non, fucke you, nest-ce pas?”
And fucke you the EU went because nest-ce pas, force de frappe and on account that you dont mess with French cheese.
In case the moral of the story is not obvious, French cheese, Swiss chocolate , German beer. [/quote]
Non. [/quote]
Oui!
[/quote]
NON. No French cheese, no Swiss chocolate, and definitely no german beer! We’re having Swiss cheese, French wine, and a German chocolate cake. And that’s that!
[/quote]
Schwarzwaelder Kirschtorte?
…[/quote]
Ach mein Gott ja.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Do you have any good recommendations for a feelings processor? I have hodgepodge of kitchen stuff so it doesn’t have to look very nice. I just don’t want it getting all gunked up with the tougher things like love or mourning.
[/quote]
All things being equal: choose a neutral color, unless it’s small. No sense making things look worse.
Other than that, I got nothing. Maybe check Consumer Reports.
[quote]Kakarat wrote:
Women love Nutella.
And I love telling them they might as well be eating Betty Crocker chocolate frosting.[/quote]
Nutella? Are you joking? I thought only men ate that! The name and look of the jar are so off-putting that I’ve never even tried it. Much less on a sandwich! ~gag~
Edit: Wow, that’s big. And gross! Sorry about giant pic of yucky food.
[quote]undoredo wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Do you have any good recommendations for a feelings processor? I have hodgepodge of kitchen stuff so it doesn’t have to look very nice. I just don’t want it getting all gunked up with the tougher things like love or mourning.
[/quote]
All things being equal: choose a neutral color, unless it’s small. No sense making things look worse.
Other than that, I got nothing. Maybe check Consumer Reports.[/quote]
I’m going to disagree and suggest a snappy red if you can find it. My toaster is red, and I love it so much. I use it every day and it never ceases to make me happy, except when melted cheese is on the bottom and I forget to get it cleaned up before toasting again, and then it stinks again. Anyway, a feelings processor is likely to be one of your most used appliances, so it should be something you love.
Although I love my coffee maker, and it isn’t red.
Which serves as an excellent example of the complexity of life.
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]Well I think most French cheeses are close to being illegal because the FDA has a problem with them, too many bacteria.
The EU tried to outlaw French cheeses too, to which the French replied “Oh non, fucke you, nest-ce pas?”
And fucke you the EU went because nest-ce pas, force de frappe and on account that you dont mess with French cheese.
In case the moral of the story is not obvious, French cheese, Swiss chocolate , German beer. [/quote]
Non. [/quote]
Oui!
[/quote]
NON. No French cheese, no Swiss chocolate, and definitely no german beer! We’re having Swiss cheese, French wine, and a German chocolate cake. And that’s that!
[/quote]
Schwarzwaelder Kirschtorte?
…[/quote]
Women like chocolate frosting. If you’ll remind me, I’ll tell you about women one of these days.[/quote]
I’m all ears
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]Well I think most French cheeses are close to being illegal because the FDA has a problem with them, too many bacteria.
The EU tried to outlaw French cheeses too, to which the French replied “Oh non, fucke you, nest-ce pas?”
And fucke you the EU went because nest-ce pas, force de frappe and on account that you dont mess with French cheese.
In case the moral of the story is not obvious, French cheese, Swiss chocolate , German beer. [/quote]
Non. [/quote]
Oui!
[/quote]
NON. No French cheese, no Swiss chocolate, and definitely no german beer! We’re having Swiss cheese, French wine, and a German chocolate cake. And that’s that!
[/quote]
Schwarzwaelder Kirschtorte?
…[/quote]
Women like chocolate frosting. If you’ll remind me, I’ll tell you about women one of these days.[/quote]
I’m all ears[/quote]
There’s a lot to cover. It might need its own thread. But I will say definitively - because it’s good fun to make definitive statements if you happen to have any - that women don’t like misogynistic people who accuse them of solipsism.
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]undoredo wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Do you have any good recommendations for a feelings processor? I have hodgepodge of kitchen stuff so it doesn’t have to look very nice. I just don’t want it getting all gunked up with the tougher things like love or mourning.
[/quote]
All things being equal: choose a neutral color, unless it’s small. No sense making things look worse.
Other than that, I got nothing. Maybe check Consumer Reports.[/quote]
I’m going to disagree and suggest a snappy red if you can find it. My toaster is red, and I love it so much. I use it every day and it never ceases to make me happy, except when melted cheese is on the bottom and I forget to get it cleaned up before toasting again, and then it stinks again. Anyway, a feelings processor is likely to be one of your most used appliances, so it should be something you love.
Although I love my coffee maker, and it isn’t red.
Which serves as an excellent example of the complexity of life.[/quote]
Interesting. I have a bright red coffee grinder that would probably go great with your toaster, and reminds me of a question I’ve been meaning to ask.
Why do women give me kitchen wares? In one relationship the woman showed up one day and gave me a microwave oven. I already had one, which she acknowledged, but said I should have the one she chose. Another gave me a Black & Decker steamer, and a third gave me the coffee grinder.
I’ve run it by a few of my buddies and they all go blank.
Im feeling my age lately.
Plus feeling my wife’s ass as much as possible.
That is all
