You know you’re a real T-freak when you take your creatine into the national laboratory you work at, because you lost the little scoop-thingy and want to confirm just how much 5 grams are and weight it on a highly accurate, calibrated for-government-work-only balance to figure it out.
And your co-workers think you’re weighing out coke for your next sale.
When it’s your refeed day, you carry around a bag of low-fat tortilla chips like it was your baby. And you growl at anyone who asks if they can have one!
When people ask you why do you take all those pills. Then you try to explain to them that it is fish oil pills and they look at you like you are crazy.
You’ve been eating clean for so long you start craving oatmeal and peanut butter…and when you finally break down and allow it as a cheat meal it’s better than any cheesecake you’ve ever had.
when you show up to work,or anywhere for that matter, with stacks of tupperware containers with the days meals…people at work only thought you were supposed to eat at lunch and maybe a snack at another point in the day!!
From the significant other’s prespective…You know your with a T-freak when he uses you and your sexual encounters as a way to get in a little extra lifting.
You know you’re a T-Freak when making love with your girlfriend and you stop right in the middle of love-making and tell her “I gotta go eat some P+F, I’ll be back in 15 minutes.”
complain to the supermarket produce manager that his raisins are “too big” and that they’re throwing all your per-count calculations off…
decide to set up in a foreign country and the first words you learn are “triceps” and “metabolism” [yes, this actually happened to me]…
have a good shot at going home with a hot chick from a bar, but you decline because you already did your cardio for the day and more would “put you over”…
complain to the supermarket produce manager that his raisins are “too big” and that they’re throwing all your per-count calculations off…
decide to set up in a foreign country and the first words you learn are “triceps” and “metabolism” [yes, this actually happened to me]…
have a good shot at going home with a hot chick from a bar, but you decline because you already did your cardio for the day and more would “put you over”…