You Know You're a Powerlifter When...

[quote]T3hPwnisher wrote:

[quote]brian_smith06 wrote:

[quote]arramzy wrote:

And one that hits home with me…

No matter where you shop, your jeans still seem to be tighter around your thighs than your girlfriends…[/quote]

Funny you mention this. Actually had this discussion with my workout partner last night. I realized I had gone from wearing a 32x30 to wearing a 36x32 in the past 6 months I have been working with him. I didn’t realize how much I had grown until last night.[/quote]

I can only wear Levis 569s. They were designed to be baggy, but fit me perfectly around the legs while still keeping the waist trim.
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Noted. I’ll look into those

[quote]RTJenforcer wrote:

[quote]tveddy wrote:
You weigh yourself before and after you take a dump and keep track of the largest difference [/quote]

This is an absolute gem.

My best is dropping from 126.8 kgs to 124.0 kgs after visiting the little boys’ room. 6 lbs…

Please let this turn into a poop PR thread. Or just let there be one!
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man how the hell did you chuck a 6lb terd? thats insane haha

[quote]jacob-1310 wrote:
Please let this turn into a poop PR thread. Or just let there be one!
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man how the hell did you chuck a 6lb terd? thats insane haha [/quote]

Its called constipation followed by the beer shits

[quote]cavalier wrote:
canned tuna for dessert . . .
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What are a you a body builder?

[quote]cavalier wrote:
canned tuna for dessert . . .
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jk

[quote]T3hPwnisher wrote:
I can only wear Levis 569s. They were designed to be baggy, but fit me perfectly around the legs while still keeping the waist trim.
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haha, I tell all my lifting partners the same thing. 569s are the only jeans I’ve found that fit a squatter’s legs and ass, without having to go two sizes up in the waist.

[quote]jacob-1310 wrote:

[quote]RTJenforcer wrote:

[quote]tveddy wrote:
You weigh yourself before and after you take a dump and keep track of the largest difference [/quote]

This is an absolute gem.

My best is dropping from 126.8 kgs to 124.0 kgs after visiting the little boys’ room. 6 lbs…

Please let this turn into a poop PR thread. Or just let there be one!
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man how the hell did you chuck a 6lb terd? thats insane haha [/quote]

I had just come back from the US, where I had been visiting Waffle House for breakfast an awful lot…

That, combined with a 13 hour trip back to the UK followed by a big squat session, resulting in me unleashing hell on my poor unsuspecting toilet shortly afterwards.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]cavalier wrote:
canned tuna for dessert . . .
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What are a you a body builder?[/quote]

It’s just a convenient way of carrying food with me. When I visit people, even when they serve me 3 meals a day, I throw supplement & cans in a bag and take with me. Then I munch privately between meals.

cant wait till I can post in this thread and not feel like a poser…

[quote]tveddy wrote:
You get mad when you see 20 10lb weights on the squat rack and no 45’s

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This drives me nuts dude…my Gold’s (I know I know) bought a bunch of new plates recently…I swear to god they have 1,000 pounds worth of 5 pound plates, and probably only about 1,000 pounds worth of 45’s…who the FUCK uses that many nickels???

[quote]tveddy wrote:
You get mad when you see 20 10lb weights on the squat rack and no 45’s

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This drives me nuts dude…my Gold’s (I know I know) bought a bunch of new plates recently…I swear to god they have 1,000 pounds worth of 5 pound plates, and probably only about 1,000 pounds worth of 45’s…who the FUCK uses that many nickels???

[quote]VTBalla34 wrote:

[quote]tveddy wrote:
You get mad when you see 20 10lb weights on the squat rack and no 45’s

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This drives me nuts dude…my Gold’s (I know I know) bought a bunch of new plates recently…I swear to god they have 1,000 pounds worth of 5 pound plates, and probably only about 1,000 pounds worth of 45’s…who the FUCK uses that many nickels???
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lulz

[quote]RTJenforcer wrote:

[quote]jacob-1310 wrote:

[quote]RTJenforcer wrote:

[quote]tveddy wrote:
You weigh yourself before and after you take a dump and keep track of the largest difference [/quote]

This is an absolute gem.

My best is dropping from 126.8 kgs to 124.0 kgs after visiting the little boys’ room. 6 lbs…

Please let this turn into a poop PR thread. Or just let there be one!
[/quote]

man how the hell did you chuck a 6lb terd? thats insane haha [/quote]

I had just come back from the US, where I had been visiting Waffle House for breakfast an awful lot…

That, combined with a 13 hour trip back to the UK followed by a big squat session, resulting in me unleashing hell on my poor unsuspecting toilet shortly afterwards.

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dude a 6lb shit though thats so crazy seriously you would of had to break that up with a stick before flushing and then it probably got caught in the sewage pipes.

[quote]VTBalla34 wrote:

[quote]tveddy wrote:
You get mad when you see 20 10lb weights on the squat rack and no 45’s

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This drives me nuts dude…my Gold’s (I know I know) bought a bunch of new plates recently…I swear to god they have 1,000 pounds worth of 5 pound plates, and probably only about 1,000 pounds worth of 45’s…who the FUCK uses that many nickels???
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The 35’s throw me off. What’s wrong with saving yourself a ton of money and putting a 10 over a 25…

… when you like the transformers movies and it saddens you when megatron dies

[quote]jmloach wrote:

[quote]VTBalla34 wrote:

[quote]tveddy wrote:
You get mad when you see 20 10lb weights on the squat rack and no 45’s

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This drives me nuts dude…my Gold’s (I know I know) bought a bunch of new plates recently…I swear to god they have 1,000 pounds worth of 5 pound plates, and probably only about 1,000 pounds worth of 45’s…who the FUCK uses that many nickels???
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The 35’s throw me off. What’s wrong with saving yourself a ton of money and putting a 10 over a 25…[/quote]

Oh yeah I never use the 35’s either…all they do is take up space on the weight tree where 45’s could go!

[quote]sdspeedracer wrote:
These are fantastic.

When you never go anywhere without a sack, bag, or cooler of food.

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That would also fit in a you know your a bodybuilder when:

“You know you’re a powerlifter when you break your hand in anger the week of a meet and you still do the meet and set a pr.”

[quote]Heracles_rocks wrote:
“You know you’re a powerlifter when you break your hand in anger the week of a meet and you still do the meet and set a pr.” [/quote]

Mega LOL

[quote]PJS2010 wrote:

[quote]Heracles_rocks wrote:
“You know you’re a powerlifter when you break your hand in anger the week of a meet and you still do the meet and set a pr.” [/quote]

Mega LOL[/quote]

Thanks to Maraudermeat for that one. Raw benching 490 with a broken hand. Crazy mofo.