[quote]bboybean wrote:
why not take some boxing/wrestling lessons for that problem? it would be a lot more effective than taking roids & lifting
Mykayl,
Look after that pussy cos its the only one youll ever get.
[quote]Tvirus wrote:
This is taken from mykayls profile oh and check out his blog its awesome. Hes getting some metal weights soon cos he outgrew his plastic set.
“my best year was '96, when i hit my all-time record of a 56” chest and 20" arms, to have it all taken away when i got run over in a crosswalk."
56? really? 20? really
I fuckin regret revivin this thread now you asswipe. Check out the stats below
Vital Stats
Name: Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger
Nicknames: The Oak, The Austrian Oak, The Olympian, Oak, The King, Champ, Arnie,
Schwazzie, Arnold Strong
Location: Los Angeles, California USA
Born: July 30, 1947 in Graz, Austria.
Height: 6’2"
Arms: 22"
Chest: 57"
Waist: 34"
Thighs: 28.5"
Calves: 20"
Off Season Weight: Around 235 lbs.
Competition Weight: Around 260 lbs.
More from mykayl
" i am currently attempting to make a personal comeback, and am hoping to exceed my previous records."
Some how I dont think you would ever have or even be able to get that close to the Oaks measurements. Most on this site would be lucky.
Look you clearly have no idea what u r on about or doing and to claim a 56" chest is just fucking beyond.
Look most are delusional when it comes to body image.
Ask most guys in their late 40’s and they’ll have some crap about they had a six pack or when they were huge but you have exactly no idea what any of this is about. If your claims are true then hold the press but I sincerely doubt any of your claims with the exception of your condition are true. Heres why I believe you have porphyria. Found it here
http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/porphyria/index.htm
But the short version is
“Symptoms of acute porphyria include pain in the chest, … and personality changes or mental disorders.”
Quit the bullshit-please
Next time we hear frrom mykayl it had better be in performance and physique
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I busted this homo in a PM, but he didn’t respond. If his chest was that big, that would be a monster fuckin’ bra to hold this little fatty up! Now, the moment of truth, he is supposed to be posting pics tonight, are you guys ready???!!!
[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
crashball wrote:
Btw if you ever want to try the roids PM me and I’ll send you a 10ml syringe and some insulin.
Crashball
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Jesus, thats evil, but hilarious…[/quote]
Damn, Crash, I’m on ur side dog! Fighting friggin’ Irish!
[quote]roninternational wrote:
Hey guys, I think Mykayls cat has been on Deca.
Maybe its trying to bulk up like its master eh Mykayl, or can i just call you milk way lol.
What would you do if you found your own cat had been at your secret stash of steroids?
Look mate, the the point is if your gona come on this site and post rubbish, stupid remarks then EXPECT THE SAME BACK.
You get back what you put out. No offense like im trying to help you!!!
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My roomates fixed cat loved the dose of androsol I gave him.
This Jimmy Mykayl is driving me insane wih his bone stupid comments.
He belongs in the funny farm
[quote]Mykayl wrote:
by average joe, i mean high muscular endurance hard gainer. i.e., 90% of the general population. you know; the low hanging fruits like yourself.
i think your fencing skills are lacking; you might want to practice a little more.
satan-sauce? dude, in case you haven’t read some of the flames in the Mykayl’s Program thread, I’M satan. the devil don’t need no sauce.
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http://www.T-Nation.com/forum_images/mytphotos/fullSize/62f3a-Picture_003.jpg
“I’m Satan, and I just LOVE low hanging fruits and ‘sword fighting’ when I’m not busy humping my feline companion.”
Lovely thread this has turned into. It is sure as hell cracking me up.
Kind of makes me feel better about my bashing because I bashed Mykayl a while back pretty hard. But geez, that was tame compared to the bashing he is getting in here, and by so many people.
BTW, that shoulder looked painful Shamus.
I just checked Mykala’s profile again in hopes of seeing a jacked badass reminscent of The Oak… but all I see is that same child molestor looking photo.
I sent him a pm earlier but he never replied.
The guy is not wired up right, i feel kinda bad that i ripped on him so much but he asked for it in the first place with all his dogy comments.
How long has this been going on with him? i only signed up a few days back.
Ron
[quote]Mykayl wrote:
hey, you’re funny. but not that funny…
by average joe, i mean high muscular endurance hard gainer. i.e., 90% of the general population. you know; the low hanging fruits like yourself.
those are old pics. you’ll see some before and after pics and a stats blog in my profile late tomorrow night (i’m still working on my sexy poses). i didn’t know skinny pixies wore 2XL’s. hmmm; i guess that would make you a big fairy? i think your fencing skills are lacking; you might want to practice a little more.
some annoying little insect said something in this thread about gaining 15 pounds in 5 months on sauce. i had serious health problems getting in my way, but i still managed to keep 30 of the 60 pounds i gained in the 6 months i trained. hmmm; i guess he must have been talking about apple sauce…
i don’t have a bench right now, but my bent row has gone from 50 pounds to 200 in that time (yeah, i’m weak for my size; that’s what i get for having a disease that causes nerve damage). so i guess that would make 200 pounds on bench in a year a result of method rather than drugs.
i added that much to the bar in a year the first time i tried this program, back in '96. not quite as much as your 200+ friend, but i guess the 150 pounds added to my bent row in 6 months qualifies as an improvement over this magic sauce you keep chiming about.
satan-sauce? dude, in case you haven’t read some of the flames in the Mykayl’s Program thread, I’M satan. the devil don’t need no sauce.
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[quote]roninternational wrote:
I sent him a pm earlier but he never replied.
The guy is not wired up right, i feel kinda bad that i ripped on him so much but he asked for it in the first place with all his dogy comments.
How long has this been going on with him? i only signed up a few days back.
Ron[/quote]
It was going on in a couple threads a few months back. Recently, this thread was revived- presumably to check on our young phenom’s progress. I think he just posts here to get ripped on. If you make an attempt to actually discuss the merits of his arguments, he pretty much just replies with insults and rediculous claims.
[quote]Petedacook wrote:
Lovely thread this has turned into. It is sure as hell cracking me up.
Kind of makes me feel better about my bashing because I bashed Mykayl a while back pretty hard. But geez, that was tame compared to the bashing he is getting in here, and by so many people.
BTW, that shoulder looked painful Shamus. [/quote]
Fuck yeh, It hurt! A grade 4 separation at the AC joint, had to put a screw in it for 10 weeks. That’s when my BP was 165/110! The doc’s wanted to put me on BP meds, but i said F that! After about 6 weeks back in the gym, the BP went down to about 120/72. So there, doc.
As for shithead, I have digital BF calipers that i tested with over 100 clients against underwater BF testing, and they are accurate within 1% on average. I’d be more than happy to test his fat ass!
Ya know, I had to take 4 psych classes to get my degree, and there is a book that anyone dealing with psych pateints’ has to have: The DSM-IV. It will diagnose this little bastard with more than “nerve degeneration” or whatever he said caused him to turn into Michael Jackson white! He is a delusional, paranoid, grandiose, schizophrenic! Remember, you can be crazy in more than 1 way!
[quote]Pinto wrote:
Mykayl wrote:
hey, you’re funny. but not that funny…
by average joe, i mean high muscular endurance hard gainer. i.e., 90% of the general population. you know; the low hanging fruits like yourself.
those are old pics. you’ll see some before and after pics and a stats blog in my profile late tomorrow night (i’m still working on my sexy poses). i didn’t know skinny pixies wore 2XL’s. hmmm; i guess that would make you a big fairy? i think your fencing skills are lacking; you might want to practice a little more.
some annoying little insect said something in this thread about gaining 15 pounds in 5 months on sauce. i had serious health problems getting in my way, but i still managed to keep 30 of the 60 pounds i gained in the 6 months i trained. hmmm; i guess he must have been talking about apple sauce…
i don’t have a bench right now, but my bent row has gone from 50 pounds to 200 in that time (yeah, i’m weak for my size; that’s what i get for having a disease that causes nerve damage). so i guess that would make 200 pounds on bench in a year a result of method rather than drugs.
i added that much to the bar in a year the first time i tried this program, back in '96. not quite as much as your 200+ friend, but i guess the 150 pounds added to my bent row in 6 months qualifies as an improvement over this magic sauce you keep chiming about.
satan-sauce? dude, in case you haven’t read some of the flames in the Mykayl’s Program thread, I’M satan. the devil don’t need no sauce.
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Yep, even the Bible led us to believe the devil is a reptilian sorta creature with a pointy tail and a pitchfork! But, no, He’s pasty white like the driven snow, and has kinky hair, Hey! I knew Michael Jackson was the Devil!!!
Yo guys!!! The fat bastard finally posted pics!!! Prepare to laugh your asses OFF! I think it was a cardio session for me, at least a good ab workout! Please, let the ass tearing begin…
JESUS!!! What a transformation!!! You should really send that in to BSN, I am in awe. You did all that naturally? I would swear you’re on steroids with such vascularity and razor-sharp cuts. Even in that trenchcoat you sure look jacked. I really like the one with the shorts hiked up and the socks pulled mid-calf, looks just like Arnold in his prime. If you wore nothing but tighty whities and those socks/shoes and flexed the left arm really hard… and held your cat out in front of you with the right, I think it would be the perfect display of your physique. Have your gay lover there put some oil on you too to really bring out the striations when the light hits. Please take that advice and put some more pics up! Awesome! A+
I for one am retracting all my previous shit talking comments, you really proved me wrong!
I have to agree, except he states his mom was the photographer (seiously!) And the socks accentuate the calves, so, he has persuaded me to go with this all or nothing workout, I’m throwing away my protein right now, and creatine? Who needs it… I do not want any form of a macronutrient in my body that even resmbles protein! The Arnold Classic is this weekend! I see Cutler going down to the newcomer!
Your 17 inch guns are BOGUS your bodyfat is MASSIVE so your arms look bigger. Without the fat, cos lets face it your a fuckin pork scratchin, you’d only scrape in at 14 or at a push 15 inch guns. And from what I see I say now that it is indeed possible that you had a 56 inch chest BUT IT DOESNT COUNT IF YOU CAN LICK YOUR OWN NIPPLES
like I said
Stop the bullshit-please
I agree, bitch tits dont really cound when it comes to measuring your self. Also in case you are looking for a female acomplice to take over the world with try this place
www.fantasyfeeder.com