[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]mbdix wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]mbdix wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]treco wrote:
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
Does anyone have any idea what the going hourly rate is to hire a guy who hangs out in front of Home Depot? I’ve got some digging I need done and am wondering if $12-$15/hour would get any takers.
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In what state are you? Geographically speaking, that is.
In California, especially in the Bay Area, $15/hr is more like the minimum. I would set a firm price of $16/hr and throw in a fat burrito at lunch.[/quote]
I’m in Chicago.
I need to install a perimeter drain tile system in the crawlspace of my mom’s house. I need a trench dug in pea gravel 160’ long, 12" wide, and 18" deep. The problem is there’s only about 3.5’ of headroom. I’m more than willing to pay someone to do the work so I don’t have to.
I wonder if Clunk is available…
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Rent a trenching machine and most of your time will be hauling the machine back and forth to the rental store. Hire a day worker to do the dirt/gravel spreading/removal.[/quote]
If you do that, you can’t sit in your lawn chair with a daquiri in your hand watching Mexicans break their fucking backs digging a trench. You have no opportunity to affect a Mid-Atlantic accent and refer to Mexicans as peasants. Without Mexicans to constantly berate, your random assertion that the world needs ditch-diggers will have no ears on which your observant maxim can fall.
Besides, I haven’t seen a trencher that can fit into a 42" space, and if you think trenching through 18" of pea gravel in a tight spot for 160ft will go so quickly, you simply haven’t done this sort of work before. Besides, if he doesn’t have a truck and a trailer then the whole idea is pretty much moot.[/quote]
Drinking daiquiris is gay. Fact.
To do the job as a trench digging Mexican master, you must have on boots, whiskey in hand, and yelling “date prisa” every 5 minutes. Anyone who suggest differently is a limp wristed, ass licking, commy. And they really don’t have a clue how this works and should not be listened to about the matter. Whiskey, boots, and butchered spanish is the tools for a trench digging Mexican master. If you want to be a gay daiquiri sipping lord of trench digging, you would have to hire a proper trench digging Mexican master to run the operation with the skills listed above. He will cost you much more than $16 an hour though. You would be looking at a minimum of $75 an hour for a decent one. [/quote]
You’re obviously not aristocratic enough to appreciate the delicious irony in drinking a daquiri while wearing a seersucker suit and a Panama hat in 25-degree weather in the middle of Chicago. Fucking peasants.[/quote]
You might be right? I do find it odd that with your expert knowledge of aristocracy you left out the long stem cigarette holder in your description.
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If by long stem cigarette holder you meant “Mexican wearing satin gloves who is barred from all eye contact with me” that is so obvious it would be redundant for me to even mention it.[/quote]
hahaha “barred from all eye contact with me” that’s fucking funny