actually;y this guy is VERY VERY cutting edge diet wise. Im very impressed on the importance he shows water 
as well as choosing the ham, egg and cheese bagels at dukin doughnuts
Nice, man knows his goals and how to reach em
Phill
[quote]c. wrote:
Thought this was funny as shit. One of the guys at my gym trying to explain how to eat like a power lifter. Have I mentioned they’re very old school???
"4:00am-Take my fist and smash alarm clock, curse God for not killing me in my sleep, take a leak, pound a thick protein shake and wash down a hand full of vitamins with a 1/2 gallon of water.
4:35am-Stop at dunkin donuts and eat 2 ham,egg, and cheese on everything bagels plus a large mocha coolatta with whipped cream. If you want to work out hard you have to supply your body with the fuel.
5:00 to 6:20am-Workout
6:30am-BCAAs, glutamine, creatine, grape kool-aid packet, and another 1/2 gallon of water
7:45am-By this time I’ve shit and showered, forget about the shaveing part. I now have 15mins to get to work. Instead I choose to go to the local diner for some well deserved breakfast. 4 cups of coffee, 4 eggs sunnyside up, steak and toast. Maybe I’ll have a glass of OJ but most of the time I don’t want to over do it.
8:30am-I walk into work, look my boss in the eyes, and tell him im sorry for being a half hour late but I over slept again. As he walks away i flick him off.
8:30 to 9:30am-Read the paper
9:30am-Finally its breaktime. 1 plain doughnut, 1 powdered doughnut, 1 chocolate doughnut, and more coffee.
9:45 to 12:30-In between makeing fun of people and complaining about everything I actually do work.
12:30pm-Capacola, prosciutto, salami, provolone cheese, and roasted red peppers on a loaf of italion bread. OOOFA! 1 gallon of water.
1:00 to 2:30pm-Harass the women in my office and pretend to work.
2:30pm-Breaktime again! 10-12 twizzlers followed by 4-6 reese’s peanutbutter cups. more water.
2:45 to 4:30pm- Time to do real work again. Or maybe I’ll just sit at my desk and text message people all afternoon until its time to go.
4:45pm-This is when i start to make dinner. Steak, potatoes, and broccolli with cheese is a popular choice. If not some other form of red meat or chicken. more water.
7:30pm-Well its almost time for bed and this will be my last meal so I should make it count. And for that reason I choose a banana split. Think about it. The ice cream is protein, the banana is carbs, plus all those fruits and nuts. mmmmm I think I’ll have one now.
8:30pm-I take a bath with my rubber ducky, put on my PJs and if Im good someone will read me a bedtime story. Actually, I refuse to shower at night, sleep in the nude, and fall asleep watching documentaries of seriel killers. samething
So there you go. If you want to be a great powerlifter you should try to eat something like this. remember to ease into this and if you have any questions please fell free to contact me. In closeing-SKINNY PEOPLE SUCK! GET FAT, GET TUFF!"
gotta love them 
c.
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