Weird, but impressive

This is my only knowledge of anything bat wing related that isn’t an actual animal part. I find this inclusion in programming weird.

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My new program: 531 for Batwings is coming soon.

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Just make sure you do a BBB version. All Bat Wings, all the time.

I prefer Full Body Full Batwings template

Bat Wings for Hard Gainers

Who’s going to dig out their copy of 531 first?

I don’t know how to explain how hard I’ve been laughing at this, because a “bat wing” was a thing in high school PE class where kids would stretch their nutsack out of the bottom of their shorts to look like a bat wing and trick someone into looking at it in the locker room.

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Some things are best left unstated. That was not one of them, lol.

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I read “Full Body Batwing” and pretty much skipped laughing and went straight to crying. Tears streaming down my face.

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I feel there is a story there. A story that…maybe you shouldn’t tell us.

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It was not a thing I did myself, sorry to disappoint. But I was on the receiving end of one hell of a batwing from a friend, and kicked him right in the nuts.

Sounds like being on the receiving end is the…bad part? It is possible I don’t understand the Bat Wing. If @boyce79 were here, he could probably draw it with stick figures.

Lo and behold, urban dictionary had an entry for it.

Not condoning the alternative name for it either, but it’s better that urban dictionary explain it than me, because I got as in-depth as I’d like to.

It’s also something I had completely forgotten about, probably due to mentally blocking it out, so thanks for the reminder, dicks.

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Lol, I laughed at the UD definition, inappropriate parts and all. Still, being on the receiving end implies someone did it TO you. Instead of at you.

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Look dude, if you get tricked into looking at someone’s nutsack, someone did something to you, not at you. Try arguing your semantics in court.

Obviously Dagill’s fault

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Good point. I will stop blaming the victim lol.

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At least the roars of laughter at FBBW combined with the chuckle I got at the thought of “batwing victim blaming” have somewhat shielded me from the usual psychological damage that comes with that.

Also, this is now an integral part of your log, so enjoy.

Haha, there is literally nothing we can say that will make my log any less appropriate for normal human consumption. Batwing Victim Blaming. I am gonna start a facebook group.